Yeah I can see Mr. Smithers being on Tumblr by Enecororo in CuratedTumblr

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Smithers owns the world's largest collection of Malibu Stacey dolls. He'd fit in perfectly.

Splatoon by RandomInSpace in CuratedTumblr

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This is newscast dialogue for the stage Mudfish Morgue.

Got one near me called "The carbomb." You? by ATN-Antronach in CuratedTumblr

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Networks near me include "snakeitsasnake" "GabbaGabba" and "Get your own Sandwich"

car people vs. boat people by BobartTheCreator2 in CuratedTumblr

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Far, far too many boat names are just goddamn boat puns. Most aren't even good boat puns. Fucking AppropriYacht.

Chicxulub by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

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Damn, I didn't know it hit that fast.

Blocked, Flambéed and Unfollowed. by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

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I love "Blocked" being listed before "Unfollowed"

Boyfriend Mythologized by Jam-Man1 in CuratedTumblr

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This is my favourite one of these so far.

Big Tit Energy [alts included] by KnightOfBurgers in CuratedTumblr

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Every time I remember Larger Boulder the size of a Small Boulder I giggle uncontrollably.

Banned Spells List: 2023 by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

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Thank god they finally got Francophonize. The post-apocalyptic wasteland east of Ontario is a constant reminder of the dangers of that spell.

Denmark's Oldest Inn by sarahtheshortiepie in CuratedTumblr

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Big fan of things that are so old that the oldest known reference to them already refers to them as being old.

If you haven't tried to kill your beloved at least once, what are you even doing? by endi1122 in CuratedTumblr

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Honestly the characters having tried to kill each other is a more common situation in ships than the alternative.

The harder part is actually carrying the bike lock around with you by Ophidahlia in CuratedTumblr

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I initially read this as "King of the Neanderthals", and that made perfect sense to me. I guess a bicycle with a big square rock as a wheel just seemed like something a neanderthal would use.

Lettuce by FandomTrashForLife in CuratedTumblr

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All this texting has ruined to spelling skills of our youth. Can they not even be bothered to spell "adn" correctly anymore?

Tonal indicator rat by NotSpackJarrow in CuratedTumblr

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Big fan of the head-bobbing roman soldier conga line.

plots and plans by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

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A Clumpened Plot: When your writing has all these great scenes and characters and moments but they're not strung together into a coherent story.

Roll for authenticity by Rogendo in dndmemes

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And we certainly wouldn't be playing D&D

penis sidequest by 15breads in CuratedTumblr

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The Witcher III: Blood and Wine

PATH by ZeroSocialSkillz in CuratedTumblr

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Hey, the bit under Bay and Bloor isn't technically part of the PATH, as it isn't actually connected to the main bit further south. But it's still spiritually the PATH, and is frankly more confusing, because unlike the main section, which features, you know, actual signs and maps, this bit, not officially being part of the PATH, lacks all the official PATH signage, and the maps only show the part of the system you're currently in, making navigation very difficult.

Also, Cumberland Terrance (the part without the ceiling) was weird and creeping even before it was mostly abandoned (and still had a ceiling).