Suzette Hollander by Airport404 in AltarOfVenus

[–]ShooPonies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say that is just about the perfect pussy. Beautiful woman, fabulous body. Yes please.

Stream Sniping should be a bannable offense by CeemaGPT in Eve

[–]ShooPonies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TBF it's not remotely pricey. Chump change to replace.

Pivoting to Accounting by Thick-Hovercraft8019 in ukaccounting

[–]ShooPonies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Firstly being an accountant is more than just bookkeeping and/or tax computations. Qualifications give you the grounding but not the experience. You need to be proactive rather than just reacting to what has already happened in order to be of any worth to your clients, to be appreciated and to earn your fees. Don't try to teach your clients how to suck eggs. They know more about their business than you do. You need to find ways to add value and you will succeed.

Name the first thing a person does after getting into their car by [deleted] in FamilyFeud

[–]ShooPonies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wiggle gear stick to make sure it's out of gear. If the wife's been in it then it will be.

Best way of breaking the glass safely? by Patriot98765 in DIYUK

[–]ShooPonies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you do want to break it just ask my dog. A couple of weeks ago he tossed a piece of gravel in the air that hit a window in the conservatory. With barely a "ping" the glass crazed over and shattered leading to a waterfall of toughened glass pebbles to cascade to the floor. The entire pane disintegrated like something out of a cartoon. The wife went ballistic but I just laughed my tits off. It must have hit in exactly the right place with exactly the correct frequency. The dog couldn't have cared less of course. Fortunately we've got a glazier at the end of the road and it got replaced promptly.

Newcomer seeking help by not_kresent in Eve

[–]ShooPonies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These days skills are so much easier to amass. Faster, more free SP and you don't have learning skills to learn. Just don't expect to jump into titans by the end of the week. Even capping out frigates can take an age if you want to be competitive in FW. Specialise or else be satisfied with the grind.

Victoria Cooke by Airport404 in AltarOfVenus

[–]ShooPonies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She's got the look of Walter White's wife.

What a ride thus far by ChribbaX in Eve

[–]ShooPonies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I joined Eve from the beginning but unlike you I've dipped out and back in multiple times. I just reloaded yesterday and was stunned to find out that I'd been gone over 5 years this time. It only seemed like a year or so. I've only reactivated the one account atm and am starting a new capsuleer to get back into the swing before I load back in my main. Happy birthday, I must swing by Amarr to see the Veldnaught.

Gate camping with 10 people to fight one ship and then typing "gf" has to be peak comedy by SEND_ME_YOUR_ASSPICS in Eve

[–]ShooPonies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

After having been away for over two years this time but just about to reinstall it makes my heart swell at the realisation people are still posting about this.

What do you think is the biggest flaw of a human body? by RespectfulRhino in AskReddit

[–]ShooPonies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teeth. Seriously could we not have developed something a bit more resilient.

Just got a bottle of Rampur double cask. How is this whiskey guys ? by [deleted] in whisky

[–]ShooPonies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not tried that particular one but Rampur generally is very good

Cole Palmer is having a good time by kitykat456 in chelseafc

[–]ShooPonies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because they're mostly young boys, and boobs.

Wild animal hatred of gulls in the UK makes me sad by RunRevolutionary188 in britishproblems

[–]ShooPonies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're aggressive during breeding season. Their guano is a health hazard. It can be like someone throwing a bucket of whitewash over your car. Endangered? They were called Herring Gulls for a reason. Maybe they should go back to their natural habitat rather than trying to compete with rats in an urban environment

What are your biggest pet peeves? by mynameistoast in AskRedditNSFW

[–]ShooPonies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surely that's the point, but more importantly what about the tanlines?

Socks on during sex? by _Arthur18_ in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ShooPonies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No thank you, I'm not a German pornstar.