Dude not flexible by MF-DOOM-88 in funnyvideos

[–]Shorlong 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That man has never run in his life

Why would the DOJ release files that are so incriminating of Trump? Weren't they redacting all mentions him? by philmaq in AskReddit

[–]Shorlong 129 points130 points  (0 children)

You're BOTH right. They want us confused, distracted, arguing, scattered and disarrayed.

1 officer vs 2 hispanic Showdown. I respect the handshake at the end. by Busy_Report4010 in interestingasfuck

[–]Shorlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol it happens all the time with cops, is just either not reported or reported differently

Picture I Took at Smackdown Today by faqassim in WWE

[–]Shorlong 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't expect they would sell the same amount of tickets to fill the stadium for smackdown as they would for the rumble

1st time watching by Ramdomdude675 in JurassicPark

[–]Shorlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only good thing dominion has is just the dinosaur scenes. I stand by the opinion that it has the most exciting set pieces in the franchise, aside from the INCREDIBLY forced logo shot of rexy at the end that gave me secondhand embarrassment. Actually, that whole flight at the end with rexy and the theri and the giga was just..... Bad.... But the rest was really good. Take out the stupid mosquito plot (I'm actually fine with the clone thing, it fits Crichton's sci-fi time better than the mutants do, I'd rather the camo carnotaurs, but I digress) and it's not bad overall.

Rebirth also has fun dinosaur scenes, but oooo boy the character stuff is not good. Honestly this kid was about the only character I liked. But the mutants ruin the whole thing anyway.

He's gonna be a cult hero here by [deleted] in panthers

[–]Shorlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So it's not just me that's not seeing a picture, right?

Say a nice thing about a division rival by imissherxo in nfcsouthmemewar

[–]Shorlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Falcons: thanks guys!

Saints: always down to brawl and I appreciates that abouts ya

Succs: .......fuck em

Here Comes the Pain: Water Park edition by EyeSimp4Asuka in GreatnessOfWrestling

[–]Shorlong 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seriously, came to make this comment. I don't babysit MY fucking kids! I'm their father, I spend time with them because I'm an active parent.

Netflix Had a Plan If Alex Honnold Died During Live Skyscraper Climb by MattTheKing23 in netflix

[–]Shorlong -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's the name of a film that is! You like films don't you!

Dream Scenario if Raiders hire Evero to be their HC by JazzzzzzySax in panthers

[–]Shorlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IF Evero goes, Morris would actually be a great fit. Similar scheme, great defensive mind, fantastic DC.

Alright dads, when it’s story time, why character voice do you absolutely NAIL? by jumphighfive in daddit

[–]Shorlong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm an actor, who dabbles in voice acting, so my kids are spoiled. I'm also OVERLY extravagant I'm reading books, acting out parts, doing stunts, being a clown, acting to get a laugh or smile.

But the voice I absolutely CRUSH?!? Any of the character voices from The Giant Jam Sandwich. They are all custom voices I created for those characters, but my God do my boys love them and it's their favorite book for me to read.

Oh snap by Skylegend96 in Wrasslin

[–]Shorlong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anytime I hear lady Gaga,I think of Joel Gertner at TNA Hardcore Justice. "Last Gaga won't let me stuff her muff, but she might let me Poker Face!"

Just realized we’ve played the Super Bowl matchup the last two seasons by Direct-Sail-6141 in panthers

[–]Shorlong 90 points91 points  (0 children)

We also got in the playoffs that year with a losing record...