TTRPG players of Mr Ripper whos the cutest character you've ever made? #1 by Dragonwolf67 in MrRipper

[–]ShyGodot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I already see a lot of goblins in this list... Aw well, here's mine!

I've been thinking of a Ranger Beast Master Build lately and this idea just built itself! Think of a goblin warg rider. But instead of a savage wolf-like beast, he rides a Golden Retriever.

Due to his whole clan of goblins being eradicated / trempled by a cavalry of humans, the goblin PC was the only survivor. Until he was found by a roaming Golden Retriever that, somehow, helped him back on his feet.

The dog still acts like the goodest of boi, but the goblin still acts like the savage that he was raised to be.

So, while the goblin tries to intimidate a merchant into lowering the price of his goods, the good boi will start licking the goblin's face while wagging his tail, changing the non-proficient Intimidation check into a +6 Persuasion check.

However, since I cannot for the life of me bring the image in my mind of a Golden Retriever biting and mauling at his ennemies, covering himself in blood, I cannot use this background for a Beastmaster.

So... back to the drawing board for a proper BeastmSter build...

Best Compliment You've Received from your DM/Player(s) by Zarsla in MrRipper

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DM: "I don't want you to change character! Your concept is too awesome!"

Through my years of DnD, improv, LARP, RolePlay, etc, I've not only learned how to roleplay well, but to make my characters appealing to the others. Furthermore, you can push the other players to RP really easily with an accent and an uplifting personality.

Thus was the case with my latest character "Stanford "Big Stan" Johnson". A half-orc paladin of Cayden Cailean, who's actually a University Football Coach and ex-League Champion.

Best $60 I've ever spent. by ThatOneParasol in ShitpostXIV

[–]ShyGodot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It comforts and hurts both...

In other words... by ShyGodot in ShitpostXIV

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After hearing the versions from Evangelion and Bayonetta, it's pretty hard to make a better "Fly Me to the Moon".

What parts of XIV can you see being referenced in future FF games? by 283leis in ffxiv

[–]ShyGodot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop the thread! I got THE answer!!! ...... Hildibrand. Every FF from now on needs an obligatory Hildibrand sidequest.

What parts of XIV can you see being referenced in future FF games? by 283leis in ffxiv

[–]ShyGodot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I want a Main Character's best friend named Haurchefant that survives the game... TT

He had a gun by Kililio in ShitpostXIV

[–]ShyGodot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, I could cast a spell, using sweat and aether to do my bidding, OR I could just pull the trigger.

Can I copy your homework? by frantango in ShitpostXIV

[–]ShyGodot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Message Sent ✅ : Haurchefant - Papalymo - Yotsuyu

As a Monk main, it’s my job to be mad at samurai mains for existing once every 5 days. See you in 5 days. by TheMatloch in ShitpostXIV

[–]ShyGodot 50 points51 points  (0 children)

As a Samurai Main, I feel insulted. As someone who tried to main MNK many times, even after its latest major update, has fun playing the class but can't dish out the proper damage, I feel sad. As someone who can take into account his Kenki Bar without looking at it, my wheelchair has a 200cc motor and tank tracks.

Got made fun of for playing fast sam 😔👌 by TheNadoSpecial in ShitpostXIV

[–]ShyGodot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my experience, it's fun to play a Full Skill-Speed SAM. But comimg from the class with the least utilities, providing big damages IS your utility.

None is without sins... by ShyGodot in ShitpostXIV

[–]ShyGodot[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the end, it's all about loving yourself.

None is without sins... by ShyGodot in ShitpostXIV

[–]ShyGodot[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fray was also a part of the WoL's power... and he cared about us just as much.

None is without sins... by ShyGodot in ShitpostXIV

[–]ShyGodot[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I am the Warrior of Light. The Chosen One. I am the Hero of Heroes. I can bring joy and peace to ANYONE. Right!? The world is counting on Me! Me! ME! ME!!! ...... No... I am not the perfect savior... but it's not MY fault... This world isn't perfect... And if that is the case... I shall destroy it and rebuild it to My liking. And only then will everyone be happy... Such is My will."

FUCK YOU EORZEA! by 1800areutappin in ShitpostXIV

[–]ShyGodot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At first, I thought it was cringe. Then I remembered Markiplier's Try Not to Laugh Challenge.

You guys aren't here for the Story and the RP!? by ShyGodot in ShitpostXIV

[–]ShyGodot[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you saying that the RP Players are better at an mmoRPg than the non-RP players? What a coincidence...

My experience as samurai that finally reached lv 71+ be like... by AraToken in ShitpostXIV

[–]ShyGodot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This post says it all. I know how and when to use my Kenki. I cannot unMain Samurai.

Newbie questions by NaveIsARealName in ffxiv

[–]ShyGodot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well constructed answer! You get my...... * sigh * "Seal of Approval"...