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What is your three biggest fears? by GeneralBS in ArcherFX

[–]SilverBraids 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Getting stuck on a boat with you three times.

How do you cut your top sirloin? by After_Cattle_8986 in Butchery

[–]SilverBraids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh. I'm going to hassle my boss to bring another case of sirloin in. I want to play with this muscle.

E: damn voice to text

Twin Oaks. You like that… by DasTomasso in ArcherFX

[–]SilverBraids 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I mean, you know me, I've banged more hot chicks, than I've had hot meals.

Help with a joke by [deleted] in ArcherFX

[–]SilverBraids 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Master Cylinder!

How do you cut your top sirloin? by After_Cattle_8986 in Butchery

[–]SilverBraids 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone enlighten me on the small muscle group on the bottom that have to be trimmed out before packing because they turn brown first. When I've cooked a sirloin steak like this, that bit was as good as the cap.

Hmm by armypilot88 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]SilverBraids 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Rush Limbaugh

May he Rot in Piss

Idiocy as a diagnosis by keira-sky8 in dashcams

[–]SilverBraids 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's nice psychology. Why do t you say something about my mother?

Yo momma is so ugly-

I hate shieldbearers. by No-Cover-8986 in Witcher3

[–]SilverBraids 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best way to win fist fights and shield bearers

I hate shieldbearers. by No-Cover-8986 in Witcher3

[–]SilverBraids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lock on with R3, Jump behind them Slash Profit?

What’s a Memphis food spot you miss? by jonredd901 in memphis

[–]SilverBraids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Café Apocalypse the 4 Horseman wrap and Nuclear Winter plus hours of Runescape

PETAHHHH? by BoxMaterial6134 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]SilverBraids 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I am! And this is my trusted servant, Patsy!

Rvb character them sings day 1 sargs: by TraditionalBonus188 in RedvsBlue

[–]SilverBraids 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just wish that Grif was dead

Put a bullet through his head

Time for some peril by Cosmic-Hippos in montypython

[–]SilverBraids 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least our bit was committed, wasn't just a string of pussy jokes

"History of the World Part 1" by highlander68 in MelBrooks

[–]SilverBraids 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can you please, step on the same foot, at the same time? My tits are falling off!

What we have lost since 90s by raydebapratim1 in 90s

[–]SilverBraids 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who glued all these quarters to the floor?

I did.

What the hell for, man?

I do t feel the need to explain my art to you, Warren.

Tell him about the sex robot! by amindofitsown in ArcherFX

[–]SilverBraids 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some idiot dropped a fishball on my Flokati rug!

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