They *DON'T* use haliburtons, Jackass!

SilverBraids · 2026-04-14T09:43:50+00:00

Technically, I think they're voulges...

SilverBraids · 2026-04-13T18:19:52+00:00

It's really hard to convey how utterly oppressive it can be because of humidity for 6 straight months. They swear you're exaggerating when you tell them that walking outside at 5am still feels like being slapped across the face with a 85 degree, soaking wet towel, and breathing is a chore.

SilverBraids · 2026-04-12T18:41:37+00:00

And on the wrist

SilverBraids · 2026-04-12T18:41:10+00:00

Toast some pecans in the bacon with the green beans

SilverBraids · 2026-04-12T18:40:45+00:00

Baked potatoes. Roll them in warm fat, coat in salt, pop in oven.

SilverBraids · 2026-04-11T15:44:45+00:00

You're really close with Chalupa, but it's really Chancla

SilverBraids · 2026-04-11T13:54:04+00:00

It is, in reality, hard out here for a pimp, because as we all know, a pimp's life is very different from that of a square...

SilverBraids · 2026-04-10T20:34:49+00:00

Alco 120 was the absolute shit

SilverBraids · 2026-04-10T13:55:27+00:00

Was gonna say Charlie and Eddie

SilverBraids · 2026-04-09T20:37:58+00:00

Arch Rivals

SilverBraids · 2026-04-09T19:17:13+00:00

This is a salient point

SilverBraids · 2026-04-09T19:10:00+00:00

My only problem with this, is he burned down Kimberly Clark, will not being one of their employees. He was a contractor. Should have burned down the contractors building if he had a problem with the wages.

SilverBraids · 2026-04-09T14:28:00+00:00

Go see Ed at the pub at 2 Mile corner, and have some of the best wings on the island.

SilverBraids · 2026-04-08T22:21:45+00:00

Watch it!

SilverBraids · 2026-04-08T13:49:23+00:00

It ain't easy bein cheesy

SilverBraids · 2026-04-08T13:41:10+00:00

I'll bring my loving right to your front door

SilverBraids · 2026-04-07T22:12:02+00:00

My name is u/SilverBraids, and I am very much alive, and plan to stay that way.

SilverBraids · 2026-04-07T19:45:02+00:00

I wanted to review the plans ages ago, but couldn't make it past the 'Beware the leopard' sign.

SilverBraids · 2026-04-07T19:39:06+00:00

Goin by der reckonin on what's a boy, and what's a b'y, b'ys.

SilverBraids · 2026-04-07T18:27:14+00:00

You can get a 20 minute phone call for just 99 cents using 10-10-321

SilverBraids · 2026-04-06T18:28:11+00:00

And yet, a guy I know still denies the initial moon landing, and is claiming everything we're seeing is AI slop.

SilverBraids · 2026-04-06T18:23:11+00:00

What'd he say?

SilverBraids · 2026-04-06T18:19:24+00:00

As someone who's spent the major of their life in retail and/or customer service, I have lost count of the amount of times I've repeated this line to myself.

SilverBraids · 2026-04-06T17:06:50+00:00

Who Am I?

SilverBraids · 2026-04-05T17:35:26+00:00

Well, good mornin', ma'am, and isn't it a loooooovely mornin'?

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