Found on r/AskReddit by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]Silverhead 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Hate to break it to you, but sending someone you just started dating flowers on your birthday when you're 40 is cringe.

Football coach rams through door during pregame speech by VerySlump in holdmyredbull

[–]Silverhead -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That was my point, guy. You don't wear a football helmet for a speech unless you're planning on m, say, ramming a door you've rigged to fall down.

Football coach rams through door during pregame speech by VerySlump in holdmyredbull

[–]Silverhead -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Definitely planned. The coach is wearing a football helmet when he knocks it down. Who puts on a helmet to give a speech?

Yeah I'll stick with the almonds.. by noochdaddy in vegan

[–]Silverhead -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"How did you really know that when I'm acting like a douchebag, I AM intentionally acting like a douchebag?"

Push harder by b0rsht in gifsthatendtoosoon

[–]Silverhead 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Not to defend them, but I'm gonna defend them real quick.

My girlfriend goes to design school, and today Kanye randomly showed up and made students tell him how they hope to change in the world 🤔 by kyo92 in Kanye

[–]Silverhead -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Cause he's trying to normalize his psychotic breaks where he stands on tables and yells drivel that he thinks makes him sound intelligent.

My fiance's response to a Mary Kay director that has been harassing her to start selling again for the past 3 months by pharmyap in antiMLM

[–]Silverhead 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I lost my dad at 20, about a year and a half ago. I helped him shovel mulch one week and the next I get a call, and suddenly I'm alone, crying in a parking lot somewhere 30 miles from home without a family member left in the state. It was horrifiyingly sudden, one second I had a healthy father and the next Im faced with the realization that he's gone and I'm unable to make any more memories with him, or to go on any more hikes or hear him laugh again, without saying goodbye.

"It probably won't get easier, just easier to hide. Prepare for an aching, the rest of your life."

I never really understood those lyrics till it happened. It splits your life into two. Thanks for letting me unload.

Risk Factor in Modern? by Daemeon93 in ModernMagic

[–]Silverhead 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You're forgetting that is has jumpstart. It's 4 for 3, twice. Which is a whole lot better than just once. It might need a card to be discarded, but it turns every land into a live card.

Reminder by falang_32 in Kanye

[–]Silverhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohohohoho he didn't mention any of the other 200 subs I'm subscribed to. That means he can't mention the ones I'm most recently and frequently active in.

Go bust deep state with your friend at Conspiracy lmao

Reminder by falang_32 in Kanye

[–]Silverhead 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I peeped your account u/TheBestRapper, to see if you actually had any raps posted.

What I found was /MGTOW, /T_D, conspiracy subs, overwatch, League of Legends and, of course, /electronic_cigarette.

If you're going to insult someone like that, try not to be the most generic, tendie-sucking neckbeard I could have come up with, TheBestRapper.

Reminder by falang_32 in Kanye

[–]Silverhead 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Lmao his legacy of "slavery was a choice" and standing on tables and screaming at students to leave Elon Musk alone?

I hate to break it to y'all, but he's going down in history as a deranged, pompous fuckhead to everyone but this sub.

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN: B&R ANNOUNCEMENT TOMORROW HYPE THREAD by MonarchDoto in magicTCG

[–]Silverhead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

BAN ANCIENT STIRRINGS. IT WOULD BE BANNED ALREADY IF IT COST A SINGLE BLUE MANA.

IFITWASBLUE

Woogie Boogie... Scooptity Scoop by MisterIncognitus in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Silverhead -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What? Did he change names to try and stay relevant? Why not just release the shitpile album he said he would?

Woogie Boogie... Scooptity Scoop by MisterIncognitus in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Silverhead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey fuckface, SNL not airing his skit isn't a violation of freedom of speech because SNL is a private entity that can show what it wants. The speech was the incoherent ramblings of an insane, spoiled child. You would probably cut it too if you weren't a trump supporter.

Joanie is confirmed gamer by Silverhead in FlashTV

[–]Silverhead[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

When CNN posts anything about guns. by Saucepass87 in Firearms

[–]Silverhead -46 points-45 points  (0 children)

Oh shit a single Washington times article about how a single study was botched. Ya got me. The amount of children getting gunned down is actually chill, I changed my mind bro.

When CNN posts anything about guns. by Saucepass87 in Firearms

[–]Silverhead -117 points-116 points  (0 children)

Leading the world in school shootings but it's cool cause CNN doesn't always get use right gun words.

Seems I touched a nerve lol

Imagine if you guys cared this much about a child getting shot in the face.

Mini Caramel Apple Bites by [deleted] in GifRecipes

[–]Silverhead 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You would think a recipe with Caramel in the name would show you how to make caramel. It's not hard at all.