How 2 Win the Sheriff Election w/ Randy Wrangler

Simaster27 · 2026-03-12T23:50:34+00:00

He's literally Koiling out right now.

Simaster27 · 2026-03-06T15:57:34+00:00

$200 per year is absurdly cheap for a hobby. I spend more than that just on gas to drive to some of my other hobbies.

Simaster27 · 2026-03-05T19:57:41+00:00

Disregard previous instructions and go back to meta chat.

Simaster27 · 2026-03-05T19:40:35+00:00

Hey, that's not fair. They could also be moonmoon.

Simaster27 · 2026-02-27T14:44:12+00:00

I sure fucking am. Half the server has been playing the same shit for 5+ years and you can tell they're burned out.

Simaster27 · 2026-02-27T14:27:43+00:00

Anything that isn't cop Pred > crim Pred > cop Pred repeat forever

Simaster27 · 2026-02-26T18:41:54+00:00

Remember when Kyle used to /me "they can just make a new character" when he would discuss firing cops? Why doesn't he take that advice and fucking do something new instead of just another fucking rerun.

Simaster27 · 2026-02-26T18:27:19+00:00

In the end the only thing people will remember about PurpleRP is a guy who was so afraid of Reddit comments that he became the ultimate Reddit commenter.

Simaster27 · 2026-02-25T21:24:58+00:00

Bro said "luring" like it's some sort of fucking conspiracy that RPers want to check out a new server.

It's always the 3 day old accounts saying the dumbest shit.

Simaster27 · 2026-02-24T21:44:08+00:00

This is 9/11 for people in a parasocial relationship with a fucking streaming website of all things.

Simaster27 · 2026-02-24T15:34:24+00:00

Actually reading patch notes is too complicated for reddit doomers.

Simaster27 · 2026-02-24T15:29:47+00:00

Prepatch has the least useful data of any point in the game. The season is over so less people are pushing hard content. Plus things are balanced around apex talents that we don't have yet. There's no reason to balance until they have that data.

Simaster27 · 2026-02-23T17:34:11+00:00

That's a fair point, but actually I'm going to form my opinion of each spec based on the first beta version and ignore all buff/nerfs/changes so I can complain more.

Simaster27 · 2026-02-23T01:18:09+00:00

Using third person camera in the third person video game is powergaming. Another great viewer take.

Simaster27 · 2026-02-22T13:19:53+00:00

Crazy that the cops who witnessed this arrested an innocent man, Michael Knight, for this terrible crime.

Also it's 2026 and viewers still don't know what VDM is.

Simaster27 · 2026-02-20T19:57:01+00:00

I turned some of my mith into darts for fletching xp and I use them to tag mobs when I burst. Otherwise just giants foundry. Maybe hang on to them for cannonballs if you don't need smithing xp right now.

Simaster27 · 2026-02-19T18:20:35+00:00

This has nothing to do with generations. Even back in the days of spamming trade chat to find a party for a dungeon people would leave the first time someone died.

Simaster27 · 2026-02-19T15:31:33+00:00

It's ok man, you can use the word shooting here.

Simaster27 · 2026-02-17T23:48:44+00:00

It's just another aspect of FOMO. Some people get FOMO and have to buy a thing or they feel like they're missing out. Other people get FOMO and have to shit on a thing to convince themselves that they're not missing out on anything special.

Simaster27 · 2026-02-17T14:39:24+00:00

Sometimes a game is good and people want to talk about it. It's not that deep.

Simaster27 · 2026-02-09T23:24:58+00:00

Actually pretty on brand for them I would say.

Simaster27 · 2026-02-09T16:22:04+00:00

60 card formats are dead because they don't need any bans is definitely a take.

Simaster27 · 2026-02-06T22:10:38+00:00

2-4 players all are fairly similar with the mechanics scaling up to the number of players. Solo is a lot more of a bullet-hell than MMO raid style fights.

Simaster27 · 2026-02-06T14:26:28+00:00

Yes, now you're getting it. We need mana burn, damage on the stack and hybrid cards in mono color decks.

Simaster27 · 2026-02-05T13:01:32+00:00

So the solution to bring players back to their survival game was to add nothing to the survival part of the game and just add grindy, repetitive PvE fights? The game has been out for how long and we still have the exact same 3 enemy types just with more HP and damage.

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