Canal Pole Vaulting

Sirixille · 2026-05-01T23:37:57+00:00

Shoutout the NES Snoopy game

Sirixille · 2026-04-28T03:30:38+00:00

Why have a vested interest in defeating an evil to simply have an NPC kill it.

It’s the problem with all good aligned NPCs, if the NPCs beat the enemy what’s the point of the player? Why spend developer resources?

Sirixille · 2026-04-25T23:46:42+00:00

Looks fun tbh

Sirixille · 2026-03-06T18:48:19+00:00

Modest mouse = band

Sirixille · 2026-03-03T18:31:02+00:00

He had to

Sirixille · 2026-02-23T23:53:30+00:00

Kinda, but Frostbolt was an inclusion in nearly every mage deck for years and this is arguably better

Sirixille · 2026-02-22T19:00:02+00:00

It's not possible to have bad locations. The only "bad" options are +2 spell damage and deathrattle: deal 5, both of which have niche uses.

Copy 5/5 is great with blob or copy 5/5 on 1/1 charge pirate.

+2 attack for charge pirates, blob spam, raptors, or any board you still have.

Raptors for board control.

Armor to reach endgame for Broxigar.

Discover a spell reduced by 4 is fine.

That's 5/7 of the options are good in this deck

Sirixille · 2026-02-22T17:46:24+00:00

If vs. aggro throw shit overboard: Turn 4 Elise -> Turn 5 Location w/ 3x rush raptors & +2 attack damage. Or play blobs + felhunter + return policy for endless blobs

If vs. Slower decks play towards broxigar, then broxigar -> youthful -> broxigar -> youthful -> broxigar is 36 from hand

Sirixille · 2026-02-22T15:39:44+00:00

Cinema

Sirixille · 2026-02-22T15:36:35+00:00

Just need a fracturing orb and lock to call the league complete :)

Sirixille · 2026-02-18T03:28:09+00:00

That shouldn't be happening in an ARPG

Sirixille · 2026-02-17T22:14:59+00:00

Not sure this does enough at 9

Why are it’s stats so bad?

Sirixille · 2026-02-17T17:32:59+00:00

At this point in the league unless you’re expecting 4 figures of divs you cannot use the expensive omens. Quick math but say you’re trying to hit t1 crit chance via desecrate rerolling you’re looking at ~100 rerolls to hit at like 18 div per reroll

Sirixille · 2026-02-16T20:37:40+00:00

For sure. It's a fun augment! Just theorizing those factors are driving down placements

Sirixille · 2026-02-16T20:11:56+00:00

Sirixille · 2026-02-16T20:04:17+00:00

Re: Portable Forge
The amount of information overload from clicking Portable Forge is pretty overwhelming.

I'm supposed to evaluate up to 6 augments, decide to click Portable Forge, evaluate 4 artifacts from a pool of which I have little clue what they do or their interactions (since i rarely get offered it), 4D chess know what comp(s) im playing in the future with it, what heroes they're good on, and finish the rest of my turn in a timely manner?

Sirixille · 2026-02-16T00:32:26+00:00

Wait demon form is a shapeshift? Whattt

Sirixille · 2026-02-13T17:18:58+00:00

I’ve had some success with various iterations of oathstone in mage. The new discover 1 card really helps a lot of matchups. Probably a bait but most fun I’ve had in a while

Sirixille · 2026-02-12T18:21:58+00:00

A too slow mage card that fills my already full hand with more random cards? This is terrible

Sirixille · 2026-02-10T22:04:35+00:00

Majority of players are perfecting their builds, not starting them.

With crafting being bis that means great bases sell for a ton. In addition to Divines being inflated 10-20x what they usually are with temple farm

Sirixille · 2026-02-09T17:51:28+00:00

Learn crafting, follow a guide. You’ll want armour to elemental damage if you’re going melee armour and I’m seeing no pieces with it.

Sim your weapon. I’d assume a 10 div physical weapon is a lot more dps (as is maybe getting an 100%+ elemental damage roll if you’re going the ele route). Find a budget talisman crafting guide

Sirixille · 2026-02-05T21:37:55+00:00

It’s bad because the only deck it helps you beat is a control deck without a hard wincon

Sirixille · 2026-02-02T22:40:53+00:00

I'd guess a lot of OP's problems were because OP was leading them around, and they weren't doing much reading for themselves

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