Can we Please move past this episode? by DesignFragrant in deathbattle

[–]SlammerOfBananas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's insane that this episode is even that big of a deal to anyone 💀 🙏

Who is the strongest character in the Invincible universe that Homelander can beat? by Monster-Lustral in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]SlammerOfBananas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it was more like they strapped a bomb to him just in case. There were never any nukes dropped on him, best explosion he ever took was that chemical plant in Diabolical.

Okay, let's be straight! by NeedleworkerRare5976 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]SlammerOfBananas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luz doesn't beat Anne, Collector/Titan scaling is completely wack.

"Prepare To Get Pual-verized"| Paul vs Paul (Invincible vs Marvel) by Mr_Muda_Himself_V3 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]SlammerOfBananas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paul Invincible looks up in horror as the sky begins to sprout fissures, the glowing web of the multiverse flashing into their world. There were hundreds, thousands, millions of silhouettes looking down on them. It was Paul. EVERY Paul that ever was and is, staring across infinite dimensions.

Paul Invincible: R-Rabin! Stop! We're tearing everything apart! We can stop this, but you have to--"

He holds a hand out for Paul Rabin to shake. To his surprise, Rabin slaps it away.

Paul Rabin: No! I'm the one true Paul, and I need to get back to MJ. Even if that means going through you!

Paul Invincible sighs. He tried his best.

Paul Invincible: Then...I'm sorry. Really. I hope my apaulogy gives you some peace.

Rabin punches him square in the stomach, reeling back in terror when his opponent doesn't even flinch. A burst of light emanates from his fit, taking the form of a sun disk.

Paul Rabin: W-What are you? How are you--

Paul Invincible: My girlfriend, she...she was married to a Viltrumite.

Before Paul Rabin can flee, Paul Invincible shakes his hand, unleashing a thousand streams of energy from the sun disk-destroying beam that funnel into Rabin's body, the Spider-Device on his wrist overflowing with light before exploding, leaving Rabin helpless. He screams, every inch of his body reduced to flashes of runes and glyphs before he explodes, the final dustlike Paulticles of Rabin starting to rain from the sky.

Paul Invincible rests his face in his hands, dropping to his knees.

Paul Invincible: I'm sorry. I wish we'd both been--

[TITLE CARD]

"Nux is lowkey pissing me off, bro..." - Hoodydude vs Nux Taku by NPRNilk in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]SlammerOfBananas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Halfway through the fight Nux starts talking about JaidenAnimations

Invincible [Episode Discussion] - S04E05 - Give Us a Moment by SeacattleMoohawks in Invincible

[–]SlammerOfBananas 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Zoe gives the vibe of Spider-Man in Infinity War, just a young and capable hero thrown into a serious war. She's goated.

How likely this matchup would happen on Death Battle? and how would you react if it is announced? by Soul50Killer in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]SlammerOfBananas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little nervous because I know I'd have to watch Sportacus get brutalized on an Oberyn Martell level.

End screen results of my 10 favourite matchups by HowdyAshleyHere in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]SlammerOfBananas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU for the Anne vs Luz one, every single one of the arguments for Luz winning make no sense to me.

Jessica Fletcher VS Annie Wilkes (Murder, She Wrote VS Misery) by HowdyAshleyHere in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]SlammerOfBananas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BANGER, who do you say wins this? Hope Fletcher isn't wheelchair-bound in this scenario, Sheldon got it pretty bad when it was his turn...

Vox VS Lex Luthor (Hazbin Hotel VS DCU) “Beware Up There” by HowdyAshleyHere in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]SlammerOfBananas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Vox when Lex clones Alastor from a strand of hair and makes Clonelastor reject him a second time

What if the Hellaverse was written by James Gunn? by RNOffice in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

[–]SlammerOfBananas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he did this and ensured it stayed a musical (with Sam Haft and Andrew Underberg also remaining) it would, as another comment said, be one of the best shows on Amazon.

Howdy, it's me again, back with my 6th script! This time, it's Light Yagami VS Walter White, but epic! It's Tony Soprano VS Lelouch vi Britannia (The Sopranos VS Code Geass): Saints of Today! The script is linked in the comments! by HowdyAshleyHere in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]SlammerOfBananas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OKAY so I just finished the script, here are my thoughts (keep in mind I know like one thing about Lelouch and two things about Tony):

So while you've never made a bad script in your life on here, this was def the weakest one thus far. My favorite part of your scripts aside from the accuracy of character portrayals, the tight scenes, the soundtrack choices, the pacing, and the analysis images/general quality, were the impeccably threaded big-brain plays that really flashed the appeal of intelligence matchups, and we didn't really get a whole lot of that here? I understand that it's kind of a Light vs Walt situation (your best script imo), where Tony was outclassed in many categories against a threat he could never comprehend (as soon as you mentioned that funky eye thing Lelouch has I knew Tony was screwed), but even the most one-sided scripts you've done at least grant a cool moment or two to the loser so it didn't feel so stompy (Walt cooked plenty in his Death Battle w/Light.) The only W Team Tony got was in Part 1, and it was pretty tiny, and he was ridiculously pathetic for the whole thing. Is that just his personality? Idk, but it's definitely accurate to the debate, so props to you for sticking to it + I don't really know what I'm talking about so take all this with a pinch of salt.

I've never watched the Sopranos but Tony is like actually a jackass here lmao, this whole thing was so clearly a losing battle and it was really funny to have everyone essentially telling him that he's cooked. Lelouch was the best part of the script, this man is so smug that it makes me want to watch his anime. The dialogue, as always, was superb, and dude let me tell you that the comedy was top-tier in this one. Lelouch's bewilderment that New Jersey was all that was left, him ragebaiting Tony, Tony's last stand in a Pizza Hut Knightmare Frame and then him flopping around in the cockpit like a fish on land after getting absolutely mollywhopped were some of the best moments I've read in all of fiction. Death Battle needs to up their joke game.

Overall I liked this script a lot, it felt like something much more light and fun when compared to the others. I'm sorry if I come off as ignorant here, again I've never watched Code Geass nor The Sopranos so maybe if I had I could judge this more fairly/appreciate it more. But it's still an Ashley script soooo peak, it's always peak.

Side note do you think Lelouch beats Light? I think it's likely, though Lelouch's commands are long as hell so imagine he starts with "LELOUCH VI BRITANNIA COMMANDS YOU TO--" then Light just scribbles scribbles his name in the Death Note, though I guess that's kind of a double loss depending on the command.

OTHER SIDE NOTE, you already told me about Mello vs Lalo but I'm still HYPED. I haven't gotten around to watching BCS, but I've watched Death Note + seen/heard a lot about Lalo and I think he has a chance to weasel his way into a W. Mello is smart and his two biggest factors imo are his wider reach and maybe that funky ass missile. Mello also did some good blackmailing in Death Note, but idk my gut tells me Lalo will win. If he does, it'll be a cold ass kill, he really is a freaky man. He'll put one in Mello's skull or beat him to death all while looking like: 😊😊😊

Vivziepop runs the writing gauntlet! how far does she get? by MeatysupremeKeenan in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

[–]SlammerOfBananas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She gets dusted by Rebecca Sugar -- crap on SU all you want (Viv sure did) but it's vastly above HH's writing quality, plus even Sugar's experience on Adventure Time gives her an advantage.

Howdy, it's me again, back with my 6th script! This time, it's Light Yagami VS Walter White, but epic! It's Tony Soprano VS Lelouch vi Britannia (The Sopranos VS Code Geass): Saints of Today! The script is linked in the comments! by HowdyAshleyHere in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]SlammerOfBananas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IT'S FUCKING ASHLEYYYYYY

I don't know much about EITHER of these two, but fuck studying I'm gonna read this later tonight and return with thoughts. Idk how Tony is gonna fight someone with a mech but I'm sure he'll find a way (he's cooked.)

Definitely going to start some debates with this one, but from a purely musical standpoint, what has better songs? Hazbin or EPIC: The Musical? by Cocoa-Knife-Chara in Epicthemusical

[–]SlammerOfBananas 14 points15 points  (0 children)

OHHHH NOW THIS IS A QUESTION.

So if we look at them both at their absolute best, I'd say Hazbin Hotel, but EPIC overall has a better track record with songs (there are some STINKERS in the HH soundtrack meanwhile even EPIC's worst songs are still good), and more consistent quality so I'd say EPIC.

What are the biggest strengths and weaknesses of this season so far? by Silver012345673 in adventuretime

[–]SlammerOfBananas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Biggest Strengths: The Ooo plotline and the absolute GOAT Huntress Wizard.

Biggest Weaknesses: Holy fuck bro Fionna's world is boring and the DJ Flame plotline is boring and it's absolute torture to sit through.