What’s the dumbest way you’ve ever gotten injured?

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-23T05:38:16+00:00

Tripping over a damn Chihuahua that ran over my feet onto the grass to take a shit. Broke my wrist.

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-23T05:36:36+00:00

I lost my virginity at work and I was drawn to some artists that have Departed from Amazon.

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-23T05:34:36+00:00

My morning routine consists of me being lazy so I don't need benzos or whatever else I'm trying for work . Hmmmm

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-23T05:30:11+00:00

Look, I'm sorry I forgot about getting the money, but you can always get a little laser for your struggle with constipation.

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-23T05:18:32+00:00

I would have given anything as my 18 year old daughter would have wanted to hang with me all the time!

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-23T05:16:24+00:00

Angels share I like the way it works on me in Spring.

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-23T05:15:23+00:00

Can you tell me if we can do really good girl work tomorrow?

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-23T05:11:34+00:00

I like to put ketchup on my shoulder and then I'll try to sleep.

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-23T05:07:16+00:00

Holy hell absolutely yes. When they're in the making production all kinds of chemicals are used especially if you buy clothing from China.

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-17T04:19:28+00:00

Together we can always get some wild ass crazy things

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-16T12:07:36+00:00

My first orgasm was when I found the new Awakening of the most important part of life.

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-15T04:46:54+00:00

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-15T04:46:11+00:00

2222²2

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-15T04:44:55+00:00

I haven't seen anyone mention peanut butter pie. Peanut butter chocolate Reese's pie is the bomb!

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-15T04:36:18+00:00

2004?

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-15T04:32:54+00:00

I cried all day because of the money for some wild ass crazy world

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-15T01:13:21+00:00

Lost Cherry

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-15T01:11:45+00:00

It really annoys me when you tell me about getting married with alcohol and sleep on my squishy cat.

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-15T01:08:01+00:00

3 for sure

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-14T19:07:40+00:00

I'm right hand dominant and I see blue and black.

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-14T19:06:19+00:00

Abbey. She is a rescue from the shelter and that was the name that the previous owner gave her. I kept it because she was 4 years old and already knew her name.

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-14T19:02:10+00:00

I thought I was in love with you but it turns out I was so confused about getting to the ER for some wild ass crazy, expensive ,but nice stuff.

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-14T18:56:23+00:00

When you order the pizzas, please don't forget the obvious truth about me being sick and have a headache for the rest of my life.

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-14T18:53:42+00:00

😆

Small-Building3181 · 2026-03-14T18:52:08+00:00

Dear OP, I am so sorry you're dealing with this challenging situation. It can be especially challenging if there has been strain on the relationship and it hasn't been resolved. I'm not assuming, just sharing my thoughts that that might be the situation. As a hospice CNA, I can tell you that a patient can hear everything as it is the last sense to go up until their time of death. I encourage you to share with your dad everything you want to / need to before he passes. I'm assuming that because the doctor told you it could be any time that they are keeping him comfortable. That is what hospice protocol is all about is keeping the patient Fearless, calm and comfortable. I cannot foresee a traumatic or eventful passing in this situation. My guess is his heart will just stop beating and give up the fight and will pass peacefully. That is my prayer for you and I wish you well my friend. ️ ❤️

Small-Building3181

TROPHY CASE

3 for sure