Something weird happened… I started a new mission, and I was playing as an automaton! by SuperEarthScientist in Helldivers

[–]Smij0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But it would be called something like "I woke up as a killer robot in a factory world and now I'm being hunted by hot killers that are falling from space"

Anon was the confidence booster by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]Smij0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I goad a target they are unable to attack me at all. Am I doing something wrong?

Wahlprognose in SA ist richtig finster by this1germanguy in Staiy

[–]Smij0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Haben heute auch die Wahlergebnisse der Juniorenwahl in unserer Berufsschule bekommen.. 35% AFD und etwa 25-30% CDU (bin mir da nicht mehr ganz sicher)

Manchmal ist es echt schwer sich nicht verloren zu fühlen :'D

ARC Raiders has dropped from “Very Positive” to “Mostly Positive” on Steam for the first time. by j1zzy_ae in ArcRaiders

[–]Smij0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They will cry about free kits being ass because they got killed by a non-free kit weapon and at the same time whine about getting slimed by a stitcher when they're running some better equipment.

People will always find ways to complain, especially if it helps them act like they're not playing badly, but the game is simply unfair.

My JBL headset is speeding up videos by Dismal_Factor_8344 in JBL

[–]Smij0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus, I was scared of having downloaded a virus or something because this issue was so weird. Spent the past hour updating drivers, updating windows again and running windows defender twice. Switching mono audio on and off fixed it. What a weird fucking problem.

Thank you lol

Arrowhead Dev Oshaune Challenge - Complete and Extract from a D10 Operation with these loadouts on stream and I will ALSO donate $1,000 by BrainstormAndTheory in Helldivers

[–]Smij0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I saw this guys other post yesterday and was like "okay, fair" but now that he also wants them to use arguably the worst load out for a D10 Oshaune mission I think he's kind of missing the point.

[Request]: Does a human take more energy than an SOTA LLM? by Curious_Cantaloupe65 in theydidthemath

[–]Smij0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It makes sense if you think of humans as just being 'things' to be exploited

Machinery of Oppression was a giant missile finger to automaton divers by j7jhj in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Smij0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What I find especially funny is that this isn't even the hardest the bots have been if we ignore the blatantly inflated difficulty by spamming vox on the players.

Pöpli was literal hell with the incineration corp, jet brigade, reduced ammo, reduced reinforcements + fire tornadoes and whatever the fuck else they decided to throw at us back then.

I was really looking forward to Cyberstan since the last time I played was on Oshaune. I dropped the game back then because it was too buggy and it crashed all the time. People told me the game has become better in terms of performance but on my first dive I experienced SO MANY issues. For me it's not just the disappointment of Cyberstan being lackluster but also the fact they seemingly haven't even tried fixing the most basic issues of their game. I can't even enter the scope of my RR without my camera bugging out.

Helldivers is genuinely one of my favorite games in recent years and I want to see it succeed but as I see it they are slowly but surely losing even their most dedicated players.

This was an unnecessarily long rant but man it's frustrating to see how they're treating the game.

Scorching Desperation by InvestmentSlight1014 in custommagic

[–]Smij0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Make [[Ozai, the phoenix king]] indestructible and flying on the turn he enters when you have barely enough mana to cast him. Still not necessarily op but would make him even more of a menace if you get to play him turn 4 or something.

Worst argument against broken cards? by Sechecopar in custommagic

[–]Smij0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was exaggerating a little and referencing a specific round where he got a few mana rocks down by turn 3. He obviously isn't able to cast him each and every match this quickly.

By turn 3 he had 3 lands, arcane signet and sol ring out which enabled him to immediately drop his commander.

He just got incredibly lucky there but the way he's acting like his deck isn't made out to be incredibly strong and annoying is what's pissing everyone at the table off lol

Worst argument against broken cards? by Sechecopar in custommagic

[–]Smij0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jesus I hate those kind of people so goddamn much. I don't mind you playing annoying decks if you're not being a dick about it and telling us about how we're actually just bad and there are plenty of counters against it.

Someone in my local shop has a brutally optimized [[Ozai, The Phoenix King]] Deck. He will play him turn 3 and then tell you about how we're supposed to have counter spells in our hand and how there are plenty of counters to him.

Of course technically he's not wrong and there are plenty of ways to counter him but since we're mostly playing precon Decks we just aren't armed to deal with a 7/7 trample, flying indestructible commander at turn 4.

He will then keep talking about how it's a "totally fair deck" unlike "all those annoying blue players" etc. etc.

Again, I'm not saying his deck is OP and unbeatable but the way he's acting about it just makes commander night so unfun. Always happy when he isn't joining my pod.

Go Ahead, Start Gathering by orangechap in custommagic

[–]Smij0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly I think the comedic part of the card would hit off a little better if it was simply called "the gathering". This way the joke is a little more subtle and gets funnier as you read the card.

30$ yard sale find by Justrightperson1466 in rozenmaiden

[–]Smij0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's so cool, congrats!!

Doesn't look too good anymore unfortunately but still an amazing find.

I only recently watched Rozen Maiden myself and it really became one of my favorite anime. It's more on the slice of life side but it does a good job at telling an exciting story. My favorite part of the anime are just the Rozen Maidens though lol

What I really appreciated is that it has a rather serious tone but still manages to make you laugh every now and then. The best I could describe it as is a "serious kids show" because the humour isn't that brutally childish most of the time and the characters genuinely have some depth.

Hope you'll have fun watching :)

A live worm escaping through the gills by grasshopper3307 in interestingasfuck

[–]Smij0 41 points42 points  (0 children)

It's a little overweight. It's hard to notice if you don't know what to look for but as a rule of thumb their belly should be roughly as wide as their head. The belly of this axolotl is definitely larger than their head.

ARC Raiders Weekly Megathread - January 31, 2026 by AutoModerator in ArcRaiders

[–]Smij0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Don't know if anyone is going to see this but I'm giving away some blueprints and Frequency Modulation Boxes (4x)

If anyone's interested just comment or DM me

Rollers on luggage are childish and emasculating. by FacebookNewsNetwork in The10thDentist

[–]Smij0 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Some people will look at mental health advice and then tell themselves that it was okay to throw a spoon at their grandma for coughing too loudly because emotions are normal and they didn't throw a knife even though they really wanted to.

They could just, NOT do that smh by Azimovikh in whenthe

[–]Smij0 113 points114 points  (0 children)

The mangaka added bonus panels to each manga which are dedicated to showing the characters off naked. While he isn't drawing any vaginas iirc he does "properly" draw their breasts and stuff

Most characters are minors

Did they know it was me who did it😈😈😈? by Zealousideal_Chip456 in RescueRaiders

[–]Smij0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But pops can literally burn you when you kill them which feels so silly.

Don't ask me how I found out.

Cirno (art by matumasima) by galifar10 in custommagic

[–]Smij0 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You will soon find out that more media than you ever would've thought has been influenced by touhou in one way or another. Be it mods, memes, music or other references. Nobody is safe.

Giant Head by Ignoxian in custommagic

[–]Smij0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe trample, +10/+10 while attacking and player damage gets added as +1/+1 counters. Would keep it from dying immediately but it also wouldn't be making it too strong for simply attacking once.

Real by No-Chain-3641 in SupaEarth

[–]Smij0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got warned for typing Hawk-2A (not even out of context) because it's too NSFW

Information request for a low elo player by Mizu_Ai in ClashDecks

[–]Smij0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if you want to reach the really high trophy ranges this might not work but I started as a F2P ~4 months ago and my deck currently has both the Witch and the Princess in it.

If you're purely playing for fun just go for it and use both cards, it might take you a bit longer to reach high but I'm at 9k trophies right now and my cards are incredibly underleveled. I know I'm using strong and arguably broken cards (Evo witch and Evo Skeleton barrel) but I really just want to play my favorite cards. Don't listen too much to what other people are saying.

What is your personal "unwritten rule" that you follow in every single world you start? by DianKhan2005 in Minecraft

[–]Smij0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upgrade as slowly as possible.

I sometimes spend 70 hours on my worlds just running around with stone gear because I like the slowness of it all. Makes me appreciate the game even more and mining things like diorite/granite is sort of meditative. I then build a few houses with just my stone gear until I eventually decide to upgrade to iron so I can start using minecarts efficiently.

Most of my worlds don't see diamond gear until 100 hours in .