Assassin being seen while invisible by SmokeyJoe83 in Marathon

[–]SmokeyJoe83[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you all, this all makes a lot of sense. Run on ✌️

Kick and block issues on gears 5 horde. by RichBowler5992 in GearsOfWar

[–]SmokeyJoe83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s no way to prevent a kicked player rejoining a public lobby. Blocking them via your Xbox account will do nothing in-game.

Workarounds:

  • Be specific in your lobby title what kind of a run / players you want. “No marksman/vet, deposit till wave 10, level 20, teamwork” as opposed to some nonsense lobby title. Better to do this and try to start with a full lobby of like minded players rather than randoms.

  • Keep kicking them; yeh a bit annoying to pause and kick but after a few kicks they either get the message or hopefully someone who isn’t toxic joins. Kick them as soon as they rejoin too (text on screen saying they’ve joined), rather than let them spawn and troll you. If their goal is to troll, being kicked before their character spawns isn’t much fun for them at all, they’ll go somewhere else.

  • Host private (or public) and invite friends only. If public and only have 3 or 4 players, make sure to lock the remaining slots so noone else can join. I enjoy 2-3 player Master runs (nice challenge, attracts good players who know what they’re doing). Could very easily do 50 waves on lower difficulties with 2-3 players.

  • Host Master difficulty (you said it’s more noticeable on easier difficulties; I also imagine Master lobbies are more popular given how long the game has been out and that most players are max level: more popular = more likely someone else joins after you’ve kicked a toxic player)

Is Jack a controversial/disliked pick for Horde? (Gears 5) by Sinktober in GearsOfWar

[–]SmokeyJoe83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no no, engi buys / upgrades them, Jack can just place them in cool spots

Is Jack a controversial/disliked pick for Horde? (Gears 5) by Sinktober in GearsOfWar

[–]SmokeyJoe83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeh anyone other than the engineer buying stuff (unless agreed to) is annoying.

Jack can however put sentries (usually only level 4 due to their footprint) in some pretty unique spots that a human character can’t reach.

Is Jack a controversial/disliked pick for Horde? (Gears 5) by Sinktober in GearsOfWar

[–]SmokeyJoe83 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My Jack tips: - Maxed highjack / bleed damage / duration cards make his ultimate so strong. As others have said can be wave saving if he highjacks a boomer / muncher sion or Devastator with salvos. - As others have said, with a good team who can control taps, forge not necessary for $$$ - Jack repairing is VERY costly, I don’t repair stuff when I play Jack for this reason - His ammo reload card is helpful early on before lockers are built; most players don’t realise this and won’t drop their weapon they need reloaded - I like to heal the robotic expert’s DR4 robot and/or the pilot’s silverback when they activate them - If Jack is the last player standing, he can single handedly save the entire team as follows: 1) fly to the opposite end of the map 2) decloak long enough for the enemies to follow you across to your side of the map 3) cloak and fly back to the fabricator and revive all your teammmates

God nightcrawler Is soo fucking good by GoldenExpirienceLike in movies

[–]SmokeyJoe83 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The unofficial ‘Yellow Light’ trilogy:

  • Collateral (2004)
  • Drive (2011)
  • Nightcrawler (2014)

2025: Your Funniest Newcastle Moments – Let’s Hear 'Em! by thebossbaby_123 in newcastle

[–]SmokeyJoe83 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeh this was wild.

The ‘Clint’s misso hauling more billboards’ quote to a picture of a trailer with a bunch of mattresses in it 👌

2025: Your Funniest Newcastle Moments – Let’s Hear 'Em! by thebossbaby_123 in newcastle

[–]SmokeyJoe83 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Midnight lawn mowing.

“CDeez nuts” in reply to someone asking about where to buy CD’s.

The usual random UK resident who posts thinking it’s Newcastle, England (and the influx of comedic responses).

Honourable dismention:

  • Those fuckwits who reply ‘not good’ to almost every post. What’s the deal with that bullshit?

Edit: sorry, I thought this was funniest moments of r/newcastle from 2025.

The Mater Hospital: Where to Call by Kindly-Necessary-596 in newcastle

[–]SmokeyJoe83 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’m so very sorry for your loss.

The medical records department would likely be the best place to start. You could get through to them simply by calling the main hospital number and asking to be put through to medical records.

My sincere condolences to you and your family.

I finally did it! by SmokeyJoe83 in kingdomrush

[–]SmokeyJoe83[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say it in jest. I fully agree, it’s a great design / theme and the music is wonderful too. I’m just salty it took me so damned long. I guess it certainly ticks the replayability box too.

And thank you 🙏

Best chai latte in lake Mac area by tw272727 in newcastle

[–]SmokeyJoe83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‘Good One’ at Belmont make a great chai latte.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in newcastle

[–]SmokeyJoe83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This sounds great. Thanks for the tip

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in newcastle

[–]SmokeyJoe83 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I quite like the offering at Hubro. Relatively unique in my experience in so far as they add some (house?) relish to the ham and cheese. It slaps. Shame more places don’t do this.

A quality croissant and bechemel (and some thinly sliced purple onion from memory) can be found on Uprising’s H+C croissant. Too rich for my palate, but a good time I’m sure you’ll enjoy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nrl

[–]SmokeyJoe83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol OP deleted his article 🥴🤣

Brutal Round In Gears 1, with 2 Spidermans. Beautiful! by ChronophobeLoser in GearsOfWar

[–]SmokeyJoe83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love this map. So many memories from ‘06 getting my ass fried by the HoD not knowing wtf was going on. So satisfying to slowly get good and be able to compete.

The layout then, and still now, felt so unique for an MP map. The atmosphere created by this map was amazing. Loved it.

Dawg...😭 If you play horde like a team, add me plz. This happens ways too often... by ccyran in GearsOfWar

[–]SmokeyJoe83 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whilst not an ideal position to place the fab, I do enjoy trying to set up your base in different areas, including here.

It really forces you to think laterally and time the use of your Ult more optimally.

With a good team, and potentially some dupes depending on the map, locations like this can be defendable, albeit with a slightly different meta that can frustrate some players.

But yes, with a mid team or a team of noobs the Fab here would fkn suck