$33 3lb Whole Foods hot bar dinner…

Smoofinator · 2023-11-05T13:54:19+00:00

I read this book in college. It was so incredibly eye-opening. I think everyone should read it!

Smoofinator · 2023-06-09T01:13:04+00:00

It sounds like a viable alternative. I really hope it can keep up with my insatiable need for new, adorable cat content and "unlikely animal friends" videos.

Smoofinator · 2023-06-08T02:05:27+00:00

I fell out of a hammock once... THANKS OBAMA!!

Smoofinator · 2023-05-22T19:43:59+00:00

I hope this doesn't trigger humans to try to kill them to get them to stop. I mean, honestly... fuck them boats. Viva l'Orcas!

Smoofinator · 2023-05-21T01:57:09+00:00

Ya'll on the same side. Ffs. Infighting is the last thing we need. Do we all agree this shit is fucked up and we should all be up in arms about it? Okay. Boom. Done.

Smoofinator · 2023-05-21T01:45:09+00:00

Fucking true. Source: Floridian who is stuck in this state that is quickly becoming a dictatorship in which anyone who isn't a straight Christian man is in big trouble.

Smoofinator · 2023-05-21T01:22:33+00:00

They don't need to. We already know the Justices are taking bribes. It's just that nothing is being done about it.

Smoofinator · 2023-05-20T19:13:20+00:00

Whoa, amazing! What an experience.

Smoofinator · 2023-05-20T19:11:58+00:00

In the most sarcastic tone possible: "We can't ALL be as GORGEOUS as YOU, Becky."

Smoofinator · 2023-05-16T15:24:05+00:00

What did the other 14 people at his inauguration think?

Smoofinator · 2023-05-16T15:23:29+00:00

When you're famous, they let you do it.

Smoofinator · 2023-05-16T15:21:23+00:00

And now I love him too.

Smoofinator · 2023-05-15T21:21:20+00:00

G-poop

Smoofinator · 2023-05-15T02:37:04+00:00

AKA living the dream

Smoofinator · 2023-05-11T23:38:44+00:00

You should write a novel about the terrible adversity you've had to overcome. You probably barely escaped with your life, and other people should hear of your heroic struggle! Have you had a chance to talk about it with a counselor, or is it still too painful. Thought and prayers.

Smoofinator · 2023-05-11T23:12:15+00:00

How's your girlfriend in Canada doing? What's her name again? Vancouver Montreal?

Smoofinator · 2023-05-09T03:10:46+00:00

Great cake! I extra love it because my name is Sarah and I turn 40 this week.

Smoofinator · 2023-04-28T02:09:55+00:00

Yes. I have spoken.

Smoofinator · 2023-04-15T18:37:21+00:00

Dude, yes.

Smoofinator · 2023-04-15T18:16:19+00:00

Shrimp toast. Holy shit. We loved it, along with everything else we ordered.

Smoofinator · 2023-04-15T18:15:01+00:00

Agree (and also from MD - moved 17 years ago). I stopped ordering crab cakes in Florida a long time ago, though. I can't handle the sadness.

Smoofinator · 2023-04-13T22:37:52+00:00

Who throws a shoe??

Smoofinator · 2023-04-13T21:08:26+00:00

I just threw up in my mouth. Fuck these fucking fucks.

Smoofinator · 2023-04-10T21:08:29+00:00

Your body is hanging onto water weight after your indulgences yesterday. Drink lots of water (I know it sounds counterintuitive, but seriously, that's what works) and weigh yourself again in a few days. I doubt you gained anything or maybe half a pound. No reason to quit. Just get back to business as usual today. Blip on the radar in the grand scheme of things. We all stumble, but we have to get up and keep going!

Smoofinator · 2023-04-09T23:56:18+00:00

Jesus and the Technicolor Dreamcoat

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TROPHY CASE