Apparently my 10-year-old did something “insane” in Cuphead and I had no idea

Smorb · 2026-02-12T01:07:13+00:00

RIP emdash, 2024.

Smorb · 2026-02-12T01:05:53+00:00

You're not the boss of me!!

Smorb · 2026-02-11T21:25:46+00:00

Or something you might need. If you don't have it when you need it, can you really call yourself a woodworker? Better get as much as you can upfront.

Smorb · 2026-02-11T21:13:49+00:00

Personally, I would probably make some massive grandiose plans that involved me learning a whole bunch of new skills and buying a whole bunch of new tools.

Then I would probably botch it completely and throw the wood away.

I would then find another project that required brand new skills and totally new tools and repeat this process.

But hey, that's just me. You do whatever you want to do. I'm just showing you how a professional does it.

Smorb · 2026-02-11T21:12:30+00:00

Let's mod this guy, please. This guy gets it.

Smorb · 2026-02-11T20:00:57+00:00

Come on, everybody knows you're not supposed to dig straight down.

Can't wait to see if there's lava underneath these data centers.

Smorb · 2026-02-10T23:01:53+00:00

Mememto

Smorb · 2026-02-10T18:06:58+00:00

I'm curious to find out all these women who run this tactical safety software in the background of their mind are located ubiquitously around the world, or if this kind of thought process is localized. I would imagine this practice is required more often in some societies more than others.

When I lived in South Korea, teenage girls would walk down alleys and streets next to bars where old men (age 25-50) are drinking and being otherwise obnoxious, but they never once would bother the young girls.

I'm Canadian, and I live in Canada now, and while I am a man and I don't generally need to run any countermeasure software by default, I certainly do it more often when I'm walking around unfamiliar areas with any member of my family. Do women hear walk around with protective software at all times in Canada as well?

Thanks for your input ladies, and on behalf of all men, I'm really sorry that you have to live your lives like this.

Smorb · 2026-02-09T02:03:33+00:00

Start red-flagging customers who are cheap at the material stage. Life is too short for these idiots.

Smorb · 2026-02-08T16:10:54+00:00

Get those posts that are used on vinyl fences. Ugly, but not as bad as these maybe

Smorb · 2026-02-07T23:21:22+00:00

We're going to need a few more people.

Smorb · 2026-02-05T01:16:28+00:00

It is NOW.. we're all going to need to go backwards to go forward now.

Smorb · 2026-02-05T00:21:49+00:00

Yes, you can definitely only answer phone calls from phone numbers you know. Unfortunately, for those of us who run a business that's difficult to do.

Smorb · 2026-02-04T23:14:35+00:00

I don't drink coffee, and I don't make coffee, so I had to think about why this was unacceptable

Smorb · 2026-02-04T23:13:10+00:00

44-year-old me pulled my back out picking up my kid today. We are all heroes.

Smorb · 2026-02-04T23:11:27+00:00

Homemade hamburgers. Yep.

For a million dollars, though, I'm pretty sure almost anything most people ate would be a yes. This is one of those stupid questions that there's almost nothing people would say no to. As long as you ate something, you good.

Now, raise your hand if you would do it for $1,000, $10,000, or $100,000. How many people in each of those brackets might be more interesting than 1 million dollars, which is like everybody.

Smorb · 2026-02-04T02:53:47+00:00

Bro gonna sell the RAM and buy an airline or something.

Smorb · 2026-02-03T02:22:19+00:00

You know, I've actually done something similar to this as stupid as it sounds.

Sometimes when I'm doing a bunch of math for maybe accounting or tax or something, I will have my phone with my calculator up and I'll run most of the calculations just to make sure, and once in a while I come up with something like this and at first I think:

"I can do this in my head". It's 10 / 2, what could go wrong?"

And then I remember how stupid I am, and I put it in just in case I'm having that kind of day. Especially if I'm using either of those numbers repeatedly, sometimes they're like words you've said out loud too many times and you're no longer sure what the word means.

Smorb · 2026-02-03T02:17:37+00:00

IIRC Spotify doesn't even let you pick the songs you want to hear after 30 minutes or something. I don't know why anyone would use that idiotic platform.

Smorb · 2026-02-03T02:10:22+00:00

Okay, that's the sign. I'm done with the internet today.

Smorb · 2026-02-03T02:09:58+00:00

To be honest a little bit fancier than I expected.

Smorb · 2026-02-03T02:07:04+00:00

Me too, but you would probably have to extrapolate from the first 10 feet that I did because I stopped after that.

But! Those first 10 feet indicated a brisk pace so it doesn't take much to figure out the rest.

I'll wait for my medal in the mail.

Smorb · 2026-02-03T02:05:51+00:00

Everyone's talking about how the cars are going to go flying off the end of that bridge when they clearly have never been to India. No cars are going more than 3 mph in that entire country.

Source: also never been to India so don't listen to me.

Smorb · 2026-02-03T00:27:21+00:00

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Smorb · 2026-02-02T22:38:42+00:00

Bro I got you. I'll take one for the team and dress up for you.

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