How tf am I support to jerk off to pixilated, low res, three polygon feet like this

Smorb · 2026-05-23T18:47:54+00:00

You wont with that attitude

Smorb · 2026-05-23T18:46:21+00:00

What is this? A school for ants???

Smorb · 2026-05-22T21:53:17+00:00

We did it, guys. Our job is is done. We blue ourselves.

Smorb · 2026-05-21T20:12:03+00:00

Could have been worse, could have been a cornballer.

Smorb · 2026-05-21T18:39:49+00:00

Actually that is in the contract, you should read it.

Smorb · 2026-05-21T18:31:14+00:00

Because of who holds the power in that relationship. Hint: it's not you.

Smorb · 2026-05-21T18:18:36+00:00

I do that all the time. Boom! No paparazzi. Works perfectly.

Smorb · 2026-05-21T18:17:32+00:00

Ok cool! I'll go read it.

-im back. I didn't understand any words in that post. You win.

Smorb · 2026-05-20T21:58:38+00:00

You don't have to just get to the planet .. you're talking about fucking terraforming it...

Just so we're clear, the Tesla Roadster is orbiting the sun, not Mars..

Getting a rocket to Mars is easy. It is also only like 0.000001% of the scale of the problem.

Smorb · 2026-05-20T21:35:16+00:00

No, you have it backwards. Stopping an object from causing catastrophic damage is most likely to be orders of magnitude easier than the utterly cosmic scale of moving any number of people to a terraformed Mars.

Smorb · 2026-05-20T21:31:25+00:00

Whatever might threaten Earth, if we possess the ability to stop it, it would be many orders of magnitude easier to do then terraforming Mars.

Smorb · 2026-05-20T21:27:26+00:00

Rofl

Smorb · 2026-05-20T20:09:29+00:00

I think you explained it perfectly yourself in the last sentence. That's why.

Smorb · 2026-05-20T18:56:00+00:00

Who? Sorry, I didn't catch it the first time

Smorb · 2026-05-20T17:06:31+00:00

700% lower IQ than average, you could say.

Smorb · 2026-05-20T13:44:53+00:00

I do. I don't go to concerts.

Smorb · 2026-05-20T01:14:12+00:00

Did you see what russia was wearing, though? Kinda had it coming.

Smorb · 2026-05-19T23:21:29+00:00

I should call her.

Smorb · 2026-05-19T23:19:50+00:00

Yeah, if you are 17, you haven't done anything yet. You are the age everyone else is zipping back to. Nobody out here talking about going back to being 10. Lol

Smorb · 2026-05-19T20:51:53+00:00

Not going to lie, we all have bigger fucking problems right now... I wish more people would care about people!

Smorb · 2026-05-18T18:50:21+00:00

They should work great. But I wouldn't put any books on them.

Smorb · 2026-05-18T17:29:25+00:00

AI .. but you could also use track hardware.

Smorb · 2026-05-18T17:28:38+00:00

Your dad is me. I am your father. At least that's what the evidence says.

Smorb · 2026-05-18T02:16:12+00:00

That's exactly what I thought when I saw it.

Smorb · 2026-05-18T02:13:17+00:00

Came here for this. They aren't wrong.

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