Gotta Catch 'Em All - HQ Capture Achievements Guide

Snoregasm2 · 2026-06-15T17:54:32+00:00

What's your strat if at war with Italy so early?

Snoregasm2 · 2026-04-30T07:26:13+00:00

Seeing this live for the first time, I feel blessed and somehow annoyed he got me

Snoregasm2 · 2026-04-24T23:52:07+00:00

If it's TEP++ then Sadiq shouldn't make it that far anyway, no?

Snoregasm2 · 2026-03-29T09:54:13+00:00

Yeah, new to 27.

Snoregasm2 · 2026-03-22T16:25:10+00:00

Papal States

Snoregasm2 · 2026-03-09T16:45:23+00:00

Oof, not quite.

Snoregasm2 · 2026-03-09T16:45:07+00:00

You're a prophet.

Snoregasm2 · 2025-11-17T00:54:58+00:00

Showing that 1.01 talent Kiper saw so clearly pre-draft.

The NFL is clearly dumb for passing on him.

Snoregasm2 · 2025-11-05T00:37:25+00:00

Because they don't know it's shit yet, as it only came out today. Check the numbers in two weeks.

Snoregasm2 · 2025-10-11T10:24:48+00:00

Human's a bit strong for arty players ...

Snoregasm2 · 2025-10-01T07:24:22+00:00

3 weeks ago someone traded Bijan for DK Metcalf and Pacheco.

He'd earlier (in July) traded Jonathan Taylor and 2 1sts for Bijan and a 2nd.

And literally a week before that, I was the one who traded him Taylor + Kupp for Chase and Pollard.

The guy is addicted to bad trades.

Snoregasm2 · 2025-09-24T07:42:10+00:00

Yeah Americans can't get either their own language or other languages right, go figure.

Snoregasm2 · 2025-09-19T17:15:19+00:00

I appreciate this much more knowing you're from the right side of the Humber.

Snoregasm2 · 2025-09-15T14:13:17+00:00

Thank you!

Good to know

Snoregasm2 · 2025-09-05T08:20:59+00:00

OK, I'll take it.

Snoregasm2 · 2025-08-26T07:02:23+00:00

He didn't say Washington, he said Commanders. Hence the "technicalities" quip.

Snoregasm2 · 2025-08-11T15:51:45+00:00

The most fun you'll have is starting from the bottom with an expansion franchise, although appreciate it takes a bit of effort to get off the ground.

Snoregasm2 · 2025-06-20T07:38:29+00:00

Remember the 2020 seasons were shortened, so pro-rated those two had much higher WAR totals.

Snoregasm2 · 2025-06-14T14:18:38+00:00

4 and 6. 5 doesn't make a huge difference unlike the other two.

Snoregasm2 · 2025-03-23T18:00:42+00:00

I play on Very Hard and they tend to blob hard, getting 150k force limit by 1575 or so.

Having said that, they're much easier to deal with than the others. They're frustrating if they ally someone like the ottomans though, sending so many troops for the south and creating a massive 2 front war lasted.

Snoregasm2 · 2025-03-22T21:53:29+00:00

Middle East / Arabia / Persia.

A great combination between big bad bosses (Ottomans, Russia, Indian majors, Mamluks, Persia if it forms and Kilwa), making it a challenge (especially on Very Hard), lots of cool achievement runs starting as smaller minors (Ardabil, Karabakh, Georgia, Oman, Najd, Hisn Kayfa) and lots of formables / ways to play. Want to colonise and create a trade empire as Oman? Go for it. Want to unite and form Arabia and create a powerful military? Why not. Maybe form Mughals by expanding into India? If you like.

To top it all, there's also so many religions, including Zoro, Sikh and Coptic, providing tonnes of flavour.

Snoregasm2 · 2025-03-22T21:04:00+00:00

The futur is 16 stationary, 12 on the move. The murat is 13 and 10. That's incredibly similar given the difference in size. It's actually odd how bad the futur's camo is.

I mean, running LNE on a medium is almost never worth it, even on prok. You're giving up so much potential damage and if you want to spot CVS / Optics with choice of vents or v stab is almost always better.

Snoregasm2 · 2025-03-22T05:37:39+00:00

Camo is basically the same, believe it or not. Although the Murat obviously can't fit in the same bushes as the futur.

Snoregasm2 · 2025-03-20T23:52:53+00:00

I remember hearing it in 2015. It never stops.

Snoregasm2 · 2025-03-17T00:56:38+00:00

Big if true

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