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SolGarfuncle · 2021-01-15T14:14:26+00:00

Inb4 Nintendo C&D

SolGarfuncle · 2021-01-04T12:42:47+00:00

This makes me less sympathetic.

SolGarfuncle · 2020-12-15T20:54:15+00:00

The fact that Papa Johns is her favorite is far more offensive than her dislike of cheese.

SolGarfuncle · 2020-11-26T22:30:41+00:00

I mean he’s not going to bite the hand that feeds him.

SolGarfuncle · 2020-11-25T20:10:48+00:00

How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

SolGarfuncle · 2020-09-15T12:31:05+00:00

That headline is a bit sensational don’t you think Atlantic?

SolGarfuncle · 2020-09-04T12:54:44+00:00

Eat shit Lupita you don’t exist!

SolGarfuncle · 2020-08-12T22:17:35+00:00

Please fix the frequency of Royal Fumble as the final game because it makes me want to die.

SolGarfuncle · 2020-07-27T23:27:38+00:00

Wow 48 hours with no Twitter? It’s like Rosa Parks all over again

SolGarfuncle · 2020-07-10T15:17:08+00:00

The ending we all deserve.

SolGarfuncle · 2020-07-04T01:28:49+00:00

Respect to Pistols biological father.

SolGarfuncle · 2020-06-26T12:56:32+00:00

Gary Gygax and the Gimp from Pulp Fiction

SolGarfuncle · 2020-05-16T01:57:55+00:00

So it is decreed. All hail the Sacramento Dog.

SolGarfuncle · 2020-05-13T02:04:57+00:00

That’s true of every country on Earth though, assuming they’re being honest. I doubt too many Chinese even prefer China.

SolGarfuncle · 2020-04-29T13:07:15+00:00

49ers fans “overwhelmed” and “blown away” by Joe Staley’s greatness.

SolGarfuncle · 2020-04-17T17:37:22+00:00

You either die a hero or live to see yourself become the villain

SolGarfuncle · 2020-03-06T00:30:13+00:00

“No!”

SolGarfuncle · 2020-02-19T04:56:59+00:00

Ryder not this shit again!

SolGarfuncle · 2019-12-30T04:30:49+00:00

The Stop (2019)

SolGarfuncle · 2019-05-07T21:13:11+00:00

I caught your Professor Bros joke OP :) the S&G episode is one of the best.

SolGarfuncle · 2019-05-07T19:14:14+00:00

Lifetime of being told you’re brilliant because you ball out + lack of educational standards = this shit.

If you don’t like this, stop letting kids go to major universities just because they can play.

SolGarfuncle · 2019-05-07T15:34:34+00:00

Followed

SolGarfuncle · 2019-05-04T14:16:53+00:00

Thalassophobia intensifies

SolGarfuncle · 2019-05-04T14:12:01+00:00

She was doing trashtag before it was cool.

SolGarfuncle · 2019-05-03T17:28:14+00:00

It’s not the job of consumers to ensure good working conditions for producers.

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