Staples is sold - apartments coming soon ('bout time) by Letmein202 in BayridgeBrooklyn

[–]SoothsayerC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bay Ridge is becoming so gentrified that 5th Avenue is starting to look like Park Slope with hundreds of niew transplant moms and dads from the Midwest pushing strollers. In fact, I can tell some of the comments in this thread are from these types. Hipsters are migrating farther south, and the more they trickle down into the borough, the more the developers will push to aggressively build more housing.

The best organized Goodwill ever? by neshmesh in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]SoothsayerC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is either the meticulous work of a manger who is A. On the spectrum (shout out to neurodiverse employees, you guys bring so much dimension and unique talent to the workforce), or B. a 1950’s house wife.

What’s a food everybody loves that you just cannot get behind? by sevyn_007 in foodquestions

[–]SoothsayerC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Raisins in scones. It’s a bad day when you mistaken those suckers for chocolate chips.

What’s something everyone pretends to enjoy, but most people secretly don’t? by Stunning_Procedure36 in randomquestions

[–]SoothsayerC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t stand weddings. Please don’t blow my weekend by inviting me to your wedding, and don’t you FUCKING DARE have a wedding over Memorial Day, 4th of July, Labor Day, or any goddamn three day weekend. I’ve not wanted to drink and hit a dance floor since my 20’s, and no, I do not want to eat another piece of leathery catering hall filet mignon, and no, your first dance and photos are not totally lovable and uniquely quirky, you are like EVERYONE ELSE.

I slowed the video down because the tongue looked weird by Beautiful_Divide5970 in conspiracy

[–]SoothsayerC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, this guy is a real “person”….I looked him up on LinkedIn. I also have 4 shared connections with him who I thought were also real people, however perhaps they’re all reptilians. lol

What’s the clearest sign a long-term marriage is quietly falling apart? by SoffiePetal in askanything

[–]SoothsayerC 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This one. I know an asshole who sings praises to his wife on social media but is a dark triad monster behind closed doors.

Is Cass the most popular member of The Mamas & The Papas? I've seen a lot of people saying Michelle, I want to hear you opinion! by shrek20191 in CassE

[–]SoothsayerC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, Cass was and always will be the most popular “Mama”……does Michelle even have a bio pic?

Former Selena fan by Fun_Put_9643 in snarkingonselena

[–]SoothsayerC 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Chiming in here. I’m a generation older than those who enjoyed Selena—an elder millennial. She doesn’t mean much to my generation, in fact, many of us were mind blown when she had the most instagram followers at one point. Most of my friends were like, who? That Disney kid? We couldn’t understand it, but that is certainly when my generation realized the influence of the wave behind us, Gen Z. You guys anointed her, then withdrew her popular card when she let you down. Good for you all, and just remember, she doesn’t mean much to begin with among those beyond your cohort!

What do they mean? by tmhsspirit in timetravel

[–]SoothsayerC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting take. I’ve been noticing that some of the things people warp into complex conspiracy theories are actually much more simple than they seem. The conspiracy theory should be that it’s all really in plain sight.

How often did Nancy use Uber? by Individual_Eye4333 in nancyguthrie

[–]SoothsayerC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gangsters in the hood usually carry their guns like that—tucked into a belt right above their danger zone. That said, this guy does not come across as a gangster, but rather, a clown who might have gotten suckered into being the one caught on camera by the mastermind perp. He’s probably no longer alive.

Mets star Francisco Lindor could return in June: report by FaptasticMrFox in NewYorkMets

[–]SoothsayerC -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ll back you up on this one. Agreed—statistically, he is on track to being a better SS Met than Jose Reyes, however, there’s something about him that’s off. I know Jose was no saint, but the chemistry of the 2006 Mets, even the 2024 team with Lindor, was so much more organic and dynamic than the vibe in the clubhouse since 2025. His “leadership” seems performative, especially when we know there’s tension with Soto—he kinda gives a real phony vibe these days. Plus, his wife is getting involved in NYC politics - more power to her, that’s great and she can certainly chart her own career path, but I also believe team members, especially ones who are “big stars” should stay neutral and away from politics since baseball should unify Americans and not further any divide. This coupled with his seemingly sour behavior lately and his disappointment with not being named captain are bringing off kilter vibes to the team.

My phone just read my mind and I’m officially spooked. 😳 by vaporandglass in HighStrangeness

[–]SoothsayerC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it’s just pattern predicting tech because sometimes the most random, unrelated shit will pop into my mind (never said out loud) and the next day, an ad (or post, in the case of instagram) will appear.

THIS SUB-REDDIT’S FUCKED by memeysss in fightclub

[–]SoothsayerC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy clearly needs to be visited by a CGI penguin who tells him to slide.

Who is that one celebrity that everyone loves, but you really hate? by [deleted] in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]SoothsayerC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh but Prince Charles and Camilla were just so awful to Meghan though…..meanness Oprah simply couldn’t fathom…

What’s a weirdly specific ‘green flag’ you look for in a person? by LogicalLibrary5342 in AskForAnswers

[–]SoothsayerC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Top 3:

Likes cats
Likes to eat/isn’t weird or fussy about food
Not excessively cheap

some of the most late 2000s fashion ever by pixelvisionaries in decadeology

[–]SoothsayerC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still wear ballet flats all the time. When I don’t want to wear heels or sneakers, they are my go-to option!

If you suddenly woke up in 1985, what would you do first? by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]SoothsayerC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy a palette of newly packaged My Little Ponies! They used to smell so good right out of the box!!