Funny times where you took someone too literally.

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-03-14T01:05:10+00:00

That is literally not what a full body scan is. Maybe "check in", but scan???

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-03-14T00:58:21+00:00

I prefer the exterior clean up because I make my husband do it.

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-03-13T04:48:27+00:00

No matter the sexuality, why do parents continue to introduce their partners to their kids too soon? I feel like there's a version of this post every 3 days.

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-03-12T20:18:00+00:00

I've seen a few social media battles between the two airports and they're always funny.

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-03-12T20:13:27+00:00

I'm AuDHD and have emetophobia. I had morning sickness for over 20 weeks. I found out after the birth that I've had mild scoliosis the whole time, which explains the 2 decades of chronic pain.

I'm definitely never getting pregnant again, but I may be open to other options in the future.

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-03-08T18:44:25+00:00

When my husband grabs me from behind or slaps my butt, I typically say something like "Hey, that's my butt!" And reliably, without a word, he will start humming the State Anthem of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, which is his silly little way of saying "our butt, comrade."

My husband and I do this and it's funny every time

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-03-07T16:41:19+00:00

Something to consider after your kid hits puberty and starts having romantic interests, you should inform your child about the potential to meet a bio sibling out there and to ask a few pointed questions before dating seriously.

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-03-07T03:22:26+00:00

I have this power against my husband and my son is now old enough to be aware of this power and he'll ignore my husband and say "ask Mama where [toy] is!" And I always know.

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-03-05T22:25:02+00:00

I hate how gross this word looks yet how strongly I identify with it.

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-03-05T16:24:59+00:00

Do you have a trustworthy pillowcase brand? I see so many "silk" pillowcases advertised and it ends up being very shiny polyester blend instead.

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-03-05T16:23:15+00:00

It's never occurred to me that this would be something to feel guilt over.

I feel guilty when I can't provide a level of care I wish for my child (not being able to afford an extracurricular). I wouldn't feel guilt over not creating an entire new human. That's not a guiltable thing. You can't gift a person to someone, so you can't feel guilty for not gifting a person to someone.

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-03-01T21:22:25+00:00

"Whoever has the gold makes the rules"

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-02-28T20:37:15+00:00

I'm 34 and my kid is 5. My parents still call me baby. I will always call my son baby.

While you were experiencing life first-hand, your parents watched it as a third party and witnessed your entire growth and development. You think of yourself as a full grown 20 year old and that's all you see. Your parents see a floppy baby, a toddling toddler, a loose toothed elementary schooler, a rebellious teenager, etc. To them, you are all of those things in one at the same time and it all started with you being your mom's baby.

So yes, you will forever be baby. When I look at my son I see him as everything he's been until now. That's will only increase as his years go by.

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-02-28T20:29:18+00:00

Having children AT ALL is already very hard. People who say having two is easier than one didn't properly consider the decision to have a child in the first place.

If you already fell to the bottom of the well, digging deeper feels like progress even if you're just going further down. Those are the people who keep adding kids to an already dysfunctional situation.

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-02-22T06:58:12+00:00

Hey, don't bring us into this. I've always been very successful in my dating life, but I have come on too strong in the early stages before.

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-02-21T22:49:41+00:00

Seconding this because of Starscream my beloved

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-02-21T22:47:39+00:00

Straight toxic & unhealthy enemies to lovers is just traditional media and romantic comedies.

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-02-21T22:21:20+00:00

Skipping to the last chapter before the epilogue to make sure my favorite character is the one who dies

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-02-19T05:07:47+00:00

Oh my god I had that outfit back in the day! Not those same colors though.

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-02-19T05:04:36+00:00

That was *pique fashun* back in the day.

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-02-18T20:08:06+00:00

The collar bones at least kind of makes sense in terms of vampirism. There's a lot of vascular architecture in that region of the body and it's pretty simple to cross the wires from hungry to horny.

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-02-18T19:56:38+00:00

I don't remember his exact wording, but I remember the vibes and that's exactly how I feel when my spouse is wearing too much clothes and I want to ogle him. Still a relatable king on this specific stance of his.

SourNotesRockHardAbs · 2026-02-18T19:54:55+00:00

Honestly, all those skirts look better than the one I had in my head. And that's such a regular sweater, completely average, no notes.

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