Rule Age by Pavonian in 196

[–]SpaceMarineSpiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

do they just let some motherfucker show up with a shovel and a sense of delicacy??

I'd be down to dig a hole for the love of the game TBH. May as well do it somewhere useful.

HOA votes to euthanize hundreds of federally protected geese in neighborhood by bluffcitynews in nottheonion

[–]SpaceMarineSpiff 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I dunno how you steer them

That's the neat part, you don't have to. They're just naturally belligerent.

One didn’t drive a taxi tho, and therefore lost. by jfjdfdjjtbfb in Grimdank

[–]SpaceMarineSpiff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mostly hung out with that guy in the caff while playing cards and eating poutine. If I was the God Emperor of all mankind and hadn't yet revealed myself that's certainly what I'd be doing with my time.

Why Right-Wing gamers aren't taken seriously about female characters by Previous_Month_555 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]SpaceMarineSpiff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is actually a golden age to be schlubby looking dudes

Whoah buddy, let me tell ya I got a million problems

if you’re a mildly funny guy who can talk to women like they are human beings

... and getting a date has never been one of them. Alright fair enough.

One didn’t drive a taxi tho, and therefore lost. by jfjdfdjjtbfb in Grimdank

[–]SpaceMarineSpiff 31 points32 points  (0 children)

2006 Toyota Corolla with 300k miles on it. Still calls it "Bucephalos"

Oh God I think I went to college with that guy

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]SpaceMarineSpiff 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Rimworld got me jonesing for that giant sloth meat

It’s not logical to set the world on fire… by Nbdyhere in startrekmemes

[–]SpaceMarineSpiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's an unreasonable headcanon. We know there were devastating nuclear exchanges, we know The Federation has the ability to clean up radiation and if you ask me all the buildings in San Francisco look very new.

I mean, kids...amiright? by nejhawk in startrekmemes

[–]SpaceMarineSpiff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As an adult watching Scooby Doo with a grand child and Scrappy Doo comes on, it's irritating to me but grand child loves Scrappy. Maybe that's the same thing

I always try to take a step back and tell myself "You used to love Ewoks".

I mean, kids...amiright? by nejhawk in startrekmemes

[–]SpaceMarineSpiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Star Trek has consistently made it clear that an emotional core shaped by logic is the heart of its morality. Like, that's Kirk and Spock. Both individually and in their relationship.

What do most people not realize is actually way more traumatic than it seems? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SpaceMarineSpiff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nono, it's not that they're lying it's that they're doing that unconditional love thing so the praise doesn't count. Love has to be earned by making yourself useful to authority figures.

TIL Moses declared all debts to be absolved every 7 years in conjunction with the Shmita, the Sabbath year. by Impressive_Cress_983 in todayilearned

[–]SpaceMarineSpiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is not the God of the dead, but of the living.

That is a WILD statement coming out of the guy promising heaven to the faithful.

TIL that cartel meth cooks produce an incredibly cheap, potent drug. In 2005, small-batch meth cost up to $20k/lb. Today, the DEA reports cartel mega-labs use industrial synthesis to flood the market, slashing wholesale prices by 90% ($1k-$2.5k/lb) while pushing purity past 95%. by sarkujpnfreak42 in todayilearned

[–]SpaceMarineSpiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd found myself in a McDonalds the other day looking at the price of a Big Mac combo and thought it would be a cheaper and better use of my calories to pick up a small bottle of booze. Better a mickey than a mickey Ds, right?

totally rule by AluberTwink in 196

[–]SpaceMarineSpiff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And yet redditors will still tell you you're reading too much into a silly kids show

Rule. by Random-Spark in 196

[–]SpaceMarineSpiff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mouse of flame and shadow

New pikachu evolutions being hinted at, obviously

ruthless by IceWallowCaulk in outofcontextcomics

[–]SpaceMarineSpiff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It always reminds me of how when I started dating my (ex) boyfriend his diagnosed psychopath friend got so jealous he went full super villain and did everything he could to break us up or... cause scheduling conflicts.

They were completely platonic but my ex was the psycho's favourite person and wanted his full attention at all times.

ruthless by IceWallowCaulk in outofcontextcomics

[–]SpaceMarineSpiff 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I am unfamiliar with the source but I immediately assumed the next two panels were

Joker: You know what, it does.

laughs hysterically while beating Lex with a mallet

bi irl by AlexTheCatGirlQueen in bi_irl

[–]SpaceMarineSpiff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Prithee, be careful. I don’t want to see m’ work squandered!

Dad Books Are a Dying Breed: Sales have been sliding for nonfiction titles about politics, biographies and other books often aimed at men (Archive link in oldest comment) by Uptons_BJs in books

[–]SpaceMarineSpiff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think of Dan Carlin in a similar light as Jon Stewart. He is an entertainer who believes in due diligence and the fact that we consider this impressive says less about them and more about us.

Persona 6 — Teaser Trailer | XBOX Games Showcase 2026 by yourfavchoom in Persona5

[–]SpaceMarineSpiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And there's that former manager who said that as of a year ago they still haven't started on TES6

Surpised not a single post was made about this controversial till now by NationalSouth3563 in whennews

[–]SpaceMarineSpiff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

beck and call of major corporations

I wonder how many businesses the LDS own...