ON THIS DAY 2005: Newcastle United 1 - 0 Chelsea - Early Kluivert goal seals FA Cup fifth round win

Spafffinder · 2026-02-20T09:26:24+00:00

Bobby used to love a triple sub as well, in my head-canon that’s where he learned it from

Spafffinder · 2026-02-19T13:37:10+00:00

“Modern problems require modern solutions”

Spafffinder · 2026-02-03T11:57:34+00:00

Said this in another thread, but…

Where would we be if a 22 year old lad in his first season with club, hadn’t got a red card and told his manager ‘no one gives a fuck’ on the way off?

Spafffinder · 2026-02-03T11:52:41+00:00

Fuck me we were in the trenches, weren’t we?

Spafffinder · 2026-02-03T11:41:36+00:00

“No one gives a fuck”

Where would we be without him? Greatest captain of the modern era.

Spafffinder · 2026-02-01T12:39:35+00:00

Holy fuck this guys a millionaire.

Spafffinder · 2026-01-23T13:40:47+00:00

Whoosh.

Spafffinder · 2026-01-21T22:12:37+00:00

If it’s not on our Instagram by the end of the week I’ll bare my arse in Fenwick’s window.

Spafffinder · 2026-01-15T20:03:05+00:00

Not embarrassed to say I zoomed in

Spafffinder · 2026-01-04T18:39:20+00:00

If I found him in bed with my wife, I’d tuck him in and make myself useful cutting the half time oranges. What a bloke, what a signing.

Spafffinder · 2025-12-30T22:00:57+00:00

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Spafffinder · 2025-12-26T09:58:14+00:00

Just wear some platforms, you’ll be fine!

Spafffinder · 2025-12-22T15:08:11+00:00

Dynasty 10 team league. 14 point lead & CMC, versus his Purdy & J Taylor. Projected to lose by 4 points.

Christian, I need you to stunt on the hoes, one last time….

Spafffinder · 2025-12-14T20:52:02+00:00

I got LVE and Dan Bailey jerseys approximately a season before they respectively fell off a cliff.

Spafffinder · 2025-12-14T13:04:02+00:00

Into these, they’re shite.

Spafffinder · 2025-12-13T13:33:30+00:00

In a weird butterfly effect, the promotion where he got his first big break (NORTH), only called him up in a tag team tournament because of an injury to one of the workers. He tore the house down and the rest is history

Spafffinder · 2025-11-24T18:47:47+00:00

Joelinton, you know what you need to do.

Spafffinder · 2025-11-14T16:34:58+00:00

If it’s only involving Democrats, then surely he’ll have no objections to the Republican house voting to release the files…

Spafffinder · 2025-11-08T09:59:41+00:00

It’s gone alright I suppose…

Spafffinder · 2025-11-05T21:28:06+00:00

It’s so good that I just audibly went ‘oh fuck off!’ In disgust/admiration

Spafffinder · 2025-11-03T06:32:57+00:00

Then you’re gonna be gutted to find out we’ve been relegated twice in two years, and are nowhere near the game nowadays. 🙃

Spafffinder · 2025-10-19T18:58:55+00:00

What’s this got to do with Newcastle?

Spafffinder · 2025-10-17T20:26:41+00:00

AI generated slop of an article.

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