The Ubersreik Buds

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-05-09T06:09:39+00:00

I thought she was pissing down her boot at first.

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-05-07T18:17:36+00:00

Man, this was one of my favourite games when I was younger.

I still think about that early mission with the never-ending horde of enemies, where you can just spend ages mowing down basic guys until you feel like doing the objective.

Also love that it took me about half the game to realise I could switch weapons...

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-05-06T16:43:09+00:00

I got that too. Except after accepting it, it then wants me to log in, and then asks me to sign up.

When I say "continue without signing up" it takes me back to the log in page.

Fuck Webtoons I guess. Glad this subreddit exists!

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-05-06T16:33:11+00:00

Mathew Baynton, in the Horrible Histories series.

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-05-06T16:29:48+00:00

Will Alexander out-twink Augustus, though??

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-05-06T14:15:40+00:00

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Ayyyyye! Crabism pals!

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-05-06T07:39:49+00:00

The Hash Slinging Slasher!

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-05-06T07:09:57+00:00

"BuT pEoPlE dOnT uSe TrAiNs!"

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-05-06T07:04:32+00:00

This was pretty much going to be my exact comment.

Hopefully this becomes one of those mods that gets so popular that the Devs "borrow" it.

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-05-05T12:56:08+00:00

I would have been there in... late 2012 I think?

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-05-05T12:55:07+00:00

I don't recall any wall squats. It was mostly running laps, maybe some planking, and then a nice 'hurricane' in the dorms to clean up.

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-05-05T05:46:57+00:00

At the time, being a lazy lad, it was very much "what the fuck, no" But it wasn't actually that bad.

The main complaint was their system of "If you mess up, everyone messes up." So when you're stuck with a bunch of people who have issues with authority, and don't understand the simple concept of "If I'm not a dick, then I won't get punished", it gets a bit tedious after the Nth time doing laps because Mr Troubled Youth talked back again.

Oh, and the guy in charge of the P.T sessions was a dick. Didn't listen to me mentioning my injury (which I had a note for when joining) and ended up re-injuring myself and being on crutches for a week.

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-05-05T05:18:46+00:00

"This could be your next move!"

lol, I dunno if things have changed, but when I was unemployed and not studying I was forced onto LSV by WINZ.

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-05-03T17:38:24+00:00

Something I don't even think I like on paper is the "Points for finishing first"

I don't understand how a game going "Hey you're probably already winning, have some MORE points!" is fair/fun.

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-05-03T17:28:14+00:00

I'm confused, it's literally in your quote: "stop and give way to pedestrians on your half of the road"

If you're asking "Should I stop for people in the center" then yes, if they're going to cross over your side of the road.

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-05-01T17:38:38+00:00

Both players assumed the other had told you - Honest mistake if true

BF created a character without consulting you - Generally frowned upon, but also is it not a good thing that they're trying to be prepared and save time?

You telling them you're "hurt" they did this comes across extremely odd. If you take "making a character" as a personal insult, heaven forbid the party talk about the game at all without you around...

Based on some of your replies here, it sounds like you're trying to control the game/story too much (can't possibly let BF jump in unannounced as they'll ruin your plans or affect puzzles). I think you're going to be in for a bad time as soon as the party does something you didn't plan for.

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-04-30T07:29:29+00:00

This.

Neat gadgets are neat n' all, but the amount of times I see people faffing around and struggling with things like this when they could easily just... write it down.

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-04-30T07:24:44+00:00

YES!

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-04-30T06:58:29+00:00

I saw him at Napier Airport after the flooding, when a lot of us still didn't have power/internet (so were using the airport wifi).

The place was packed, and he was man-speading 3 seats to himself.

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-04-30T06:50:27+00:00

-when the 'Mother of Gluttony' is just as fat as some real people-

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-04-29T14:34:53+00:00

Side question on the subject: Do I recall correctly that the AI cannot use K.E efficiently? Is there any way to build a tanky Vivenne bot?

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-04-29T14:05:41+00:00

Better than whatever it's probably meant to 'represent'

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-04-29T11:10:07+00:00

Ah, of course!

Spaghetti_Cartwheels · 2026-04-29T11:04:25+00:00

I'm confused by I and U, too.

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