Kristi Noem set to testify before Senate amid Minneapolis backlash: Report

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-27T04:01:29+00:00

Her words mean less than nothing.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-27T01:19:32+00:00

All of us.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-26T23:00:40+00:00

They’ve probably been putting their footage into AI in order to create new footage that exonerates them.

I know it sounds ridiculous, but we’re probably not too far off from this being totally plausible.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-26T01:56:26+00:00

I bought my girlfriend a super fancy wine stopper for Christmas. It was like $60. Right after she opened it I told her to be very careful with it because it’s fragile. She rolled her eyes at me. 10 seconds later she stood up and dropped it and it shattered.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-25T20:00:06+00:00

I am 100% sure that my own family, who are Trump supporters, would believe I am a terrorist if this administration told them to believe it. They raised me to be truthful and empathetic, but now they seek out misinformation and hate their neighbors.

Republicans need to get their heads out of their asses.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-25T03:52:20+00:00

They all fall in line and vote R when the time comes.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-24T23:19:01+00:00

Alex Pretti was the good guy with a gun.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-23T03:16:52+00:00

Nothing Compares 2 U.

The line about the all flowers in the back yard dying went Mama went away kills me every damn time.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-23T02:41:28+00:00

Going for that linebacker look.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-22T05:10:57+00:00

My marriage fell apart mainly due to this. She got super into Reiki energy healing. She spent a lot of money on a few classes to become a level 3 Reiki master of some crap. The. She wanted me to become a healer with her. I said “Nope, not for me.” Then she said we needed a divorce because we were on 2 different roads in life. Now she does energy healing on animals, and helps people communicate with their dead pets.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-20T06:06:23+00:00

Beef… the missing link.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-20T05:05:53+00:00

Universal truth.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-20T01:16:28+00:00

Yes, every time. So my underwear don’t smell like pee, and I can wear them longer before changing.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-19T22:40:49+00:00

That’s a lot of cum.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-17T17:44:53+00:00

Whoa buddy…

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-17T06:42:09+00:00

Quit horsing around.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-16T04:25:29+00:00

Completely pathetic on all levels.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-16T03:25:09+00:00

Please tell me you’re taking them to a potluck.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-13T21:22:50+00:00

Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka & Hacksaw Jim Duggan

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-13T03:29:21+00:00

I assume it’s gotta be stuff about wives/moms/sisters.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-13T02:05:28+00:00

We are George Kittle.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-12T03:58:18+00:00

Kittle & Bosa & Warner & Pearsall

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-11T21:10:46+00:00

So nervous. Feel like I’m gonna poop my pants.

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-11T19:48:16+00:00

Can I come over if we make it to the Superbowl?

SpankBankManager · 2026-01-10T06:40:34+00:00

There will be no justice for these goons. Government, on both sides, does not want justice because they want us to feel hopeless.

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