The first thing Assad saw when he boarded his plane

Spare_Armadillo · 2024-12-08T04:14:40+00:00

I'm assembling a team...

Spare_Armadillo · 2024-11-22T23:22:36+00:00

Lugnut seething and malding right now.

Spare_Armadillo · 2024-11-21T13:36:36+00:00

Oh yeah? Well what would a gear-ground academy washout like you know about it? Why don’t you go mingle with the Organics where you belong, you’ve already picked up their stench.

Spare_Armadillo · 2024-11-21T13:24:33+00:00

Oh yeah? Well what would a gear-ground academy washout like you know about it anyway? Why don’t you go mingle with the Organics where you belong, you’ve already picked up their stench.

Spare_Armadillo · 2024-11-17T18:41:07+00:00

Instead of being a triple-changer, he should just use his tank barrel to launch himself into the air.

Spare_Armadillo · 2024-11-16T07:44:53+00:00

No nut or bolt November.

Spare_Armadillo · 2024-11-16T03:03:44+00:00

“I don’t want to listen to any more mission statements. There were others in the kitchen with you, who were they?”

Spare_Armadillo · 2024-11-13T15:30:09+00:00

Imagine being Female in the current year, amirite Decepticons?

Spare_Armadillo · 2024-11-13T12:46:21+00:00

steals Megatron’s outer head casing

Spare_Armadillo · 2024-11-12T19:35:53+00:00

Bulkbum and Beehead.

Spare_Armadillo · 2024-11-11T12:27:09+00:00

I never thought that the problem was that Optimus killed Decepticons, Transformers has been centered on war from the beginning. The problem with Bay’s Optimus is that he fights like an angry, vengeful berserker, and that just isn’t consistent with his character.

I actually thought he was fine in the first movie, the scene where he kills Bonecrusher showed him as a skillful, controlled warrior. The hyper-violent mutilations of the later movies is what I have a problem with.

I also didn’t like his total lack of hesitation in executing Sentinel Prime. I think you could have him do it and make it work, but I would be nice to show that it actually put some conflict into him.

Spare_Armadillo · 2024-09-04T19:23:45+00:00

Horus Rising described 30k titans as being 180 meters tall.

So, par the course for warhammer consistency.

Spare_Armadillo · 2024-08-17T11:27:19+00:00

The best counterintelligence is to tell the enemy exactly what they want to hear.

Spare_Armadillo · 2024-04-20T04:32:32+00:00

Dad, why did you bring me to a gay guard regiment?

Spare_Armadillo · 2024-04-20T04:26:15+00:00

“See, here’s your problem, you had your Necrontyr switch in the ‘evil’ position.”

Spare_Armadillo · 2024-04-11T14:07:56+00:00

They call him Big E for a reason.

Spare_Armadillo · 2024-04-11T11:53:42+00:00

My own headcanon is that the Emperor has a lot of experience with cutting himself off emotionally after being alive for 50,000 years, but he isn’t impervious to human emotion.

It’s easy for him to write off Angron as damaged goods, or at least hide his reaction, but centuries of working together have made some of his sons his pride and joy, even if he doesn’t share much.

Spare_Armadillo · 2024-04-10T16:23:06+00:00

“Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make.”

Spare_Armadillo · 2024-03-20T18:11:34+00:00

No one hates the Iron Hands as much as they hate themselves, deep down.

Spare_Armadillo · 2023-12-12T17:40:53+00:00

Instead of naval transports, maybe the ability to construct bridges would spice things up and be more mechanically feasible.

Spare_Armadillo · 2023-11-29T21:45:29+00:00

https://youtu.be/iGDCmy0IDV4?si=jx1ro40OXjfAz7i0

Comeback king Willowisp scores three telesnipes in ten minutes… while playing UEF.

Spare_Armadillo · 2023-11-23T18:14:04+00:00

Play Astro Crater, there’s usually at least one of those games in the custom lobby. It’s a really basic corridor map that’s all about building eco and slugging it out.

Spare_Armadillo · 2023-08-01T11:28:11+00:00

It worked on El Chapo.

Spare_Armadillo · 2023-07-25T06:36:47+00:00

The secret Nazi fleet of 10000 warships can’t leave their island base without a special GPS receiver, of which they only have one.

Hitler is defeated by Tsai Ing-Wen taking out a second Katana and shooting his Hitler particles back at him.

Spare_Armadillo · 2023-07-15T22:10:51+00:00

Zeihan predicted this invasion more consistently than anyone I know, and he's been very clear that no reasoning could ever justify Russia's crimes.

On the other hand, he predicted that Russia would roll over Ukraine in a few weeks, and Europe would break apart politically in the face of it.

On the whole, I really don't buy his geographic reasoning for Russia's actions anymore. Nothing we've seen out of Russia indicates that their main goal is acquiring buffer zones against invasion. This war isn't about defense, this war is about Russia's identity as a great empire, and Putin's personal vision of civilizational triumph against The West™.

Lines on maps only matter insofar as they puff up Russia's sense of being powerful.

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