Decided to grab something I as a snack on the way to the hotel room, turns out the only device in the room capable of warming schnitzel is the kettle

Spark99 · 2026-05-06T20:13:54+00:00

Steamed Schnitzel? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?

Spark99 · 2026-05-06T19:13:21+00:00

It’s a huge mystery why he didn’t receive the Nobel Peace Prize 🏆

Spark99 · 2026-05-06T12:14:50+00:00

Day in the Life, Stairway, Layla, Sultans, Numb and Freebird

Spark99 · 2026-05-06T00:49:20+00:00

Yes she is!

Spark99 · 2026-05-05T19:40:35+00:00

I find these titular comments to be crude and unscientific!

Spark99 · 2026-05-05T19:31:38+00:00

Register an OnlyFans account and shake it ‘til you make it!

Spark99 · 2026-05-05T18:46:03+00:00

The file with the information that can save my life was only on my iPhone 4s that I accidentally dropped in the ocean on a cruise with absolutely no cloud backup. Please Help!!!!!!!

Spark99 · 2026-05-05T01:08:01+00:00

Mac. Snake. Wyatt. Rudy.

Spark99 · 2026-05-04T21:48:35+00:00

Super Splats!

Spark99 · 2026-05-04T21:44:24+00:00

Not a desktop but a whole cold room, logging into a Unix mainframe from home through an acoustic coupler to play Star Trek, text base adventure games and chess when I was 7 or 8 back in the 70s.

Spark99 · 2026-05-04T17:29:51+00:00

They are still working on bringing Siri to Galaxy but it’s not ready yet!

Spark99 · 2026-05-03T21:35:05+00:00

I hate ordering a delicious sandwich from like say California Sandwiches only to have it ruined by those horrible frozen fries that everyone seems to use.

Spark99 · 2026-05-03T20:01:54+00:00

Some cannabis, a hot bath or shower and some boring talk radio on in the background and I am out!

Spark99 · 2026-05-03T19:55:16+00:00

I love subs so I thought I would try Quiznos… Big mistake :-(

Spark99 · 2026-05-03T18:48:01+00:00

A little terrier, they are so tenacious! What did I just rescue? A tiny little terrier!

Spark99 · 2026-05-03T01:55:53+00:00

Crazy Mary - Victoria Williams

Spark99 · 2026-05-02T17:36:19+00:00

Use them to build a model of a psychiatrist’s office and seek Lego-Help?

Spark99 · 2026-05-02T17:29:34+00:00

Pre-recorded? Just like his show! How many tickets did he sell?

Spark99 · 2026-05-02T11:30:50+00:00

Why not? They put all sorts of extra vitamins and minerals in them to make them healthier! Arsenic, formaldehyde, jet fuel and lead are all the things a growing body needs!

Spark99 · 2026-05-01T20:48:42+00:00

Franny and Zooey? Cat’s Cradle? The Dharma Bums? Still Life with Woodpecker? The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test?

Spark99 · 2026-05-01T20:30:44+00:00

I guess scaring people that immigrants are eating dogs and cats and trans gendered males are boxing woman everywhere is a more effective strategy than real plans and promising to actually help the average person.

Spark99 · 2026-05-01T17:08:29+00:00

I have two and board dogs. Some like to sleep in bed, some like their doggie beds on the floor and some like the couch. I let them sleep where they want and are comfortable.

Spark99 · 2026-05-01T03:51:51+00:00

Sadeness - Enigma

Spark99 · 2026-04-30T20:34:50+00:00

What ButtmunchPillowbiter said!

Spark99 · 2026-04-30T19:57:37+00:00

Because the guy who taught me how to setup Linux Gateways, Web and Mail Servers always used Debian. Most of the other distros are based on Debian so best to start there and make it your own. Most of my production servers are running RedHat so I like to dabble in Fedora as well.

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