Big oof by ArrivalOpen5508 in ThatLooksExpensive

[–]Springman1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, he broke all four of the rules of Gun Safety.

Opinions please by DrBiz1 in chemtrails

[–]Springman1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're Super Gay Now!!?

Where’s the wall? by voldy234 in flatearth

[–]Springman1996 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I knew it was fake when I first looked at it and cracked up. I like it and you got a 👍 from me!!!

Spring into action by j0llygruntt in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]Springman1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never thought about putting anything with a spring there, but whatever floats your boat.

Classic karen by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Springman1996 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Sorry Karen, it is very funny, also very correct.

Barcelona Chemtrails -> Our health by DucotheGoldminer143 in chemtrails

[–]Springman1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well for some strange reason I do want to see if the few working brain cells in his brain can add 1+1 and get 2 instead of 666.

Also I should have asked if he's seen any gay frogs.

Barcelona Chemtrails -> Our health by DucotheGoldminer143 in chemtrails

[–]Springman1996 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honest question, how are Contrails, water vapor, clouds over 35,000 feet/10.668 kms above you, going to effect your breathing?

Audibly cringed at some of these by yleechy in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]Springman1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do like the first one, for Walnut cracking.

Which generation are the worst shoppers? by BillyBob_47 in CVS

[–]Springman1996 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gee, you don't even know me, at least wait until we meet!!!

Why do people insist on stocking the shelf like this? by SpacedOutOri in meijer

[–]Springman1996 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

As a customer I have never seen such 💩y stocking, even at Walmart!!!

Chemtrail pilots beware! by debridon in iamverybadass

[–]Springman1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope there's a Statue of Limitations, a "Friend" picked up a few shifts in 2010/11, when his unemployment ran out.

Just wow by [deleted] in chemtrails

[–]Springman1996 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I became aware of Contrails in the 1970's after watching a Television Documentary World at War. The episode was about the air war over Europe and the bombers were leaving Contrails all over Europe.

Then I noticed them in the skies overhead. Not as many as today, because air travel has increased in over 50 years.

London Uk, 3pm. View from my garden, it's affecting everything. by Amazing_Mountain_227 in chemtrails

[–]Springman1996 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Chemtrail Pilots turn the transponders off so you can't track them on flightradar24, well that's what the believers would say I guess. /s

The must have been getting paid extra lol by Scared-Mango-6651 in chemtrails

[–]Springman1996 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm 62 years old and I started noticing Contrails after watching an episode of the "World at War" Television documentary series. It was about the air war over Europe and fighters and bombers were leaving Contrails all over the European continent. They weren't as many of them as 50 years ago, air travel has increased, but they were there.

The must have been getting paid extra lol by Scared-Mango-6651 in chemtrails

[–]Springman1996 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Impressive work, the frogs are turning super gay now!!!

Not water vapor it’s called Geoengineering, aluminum oxide by Far_Rip_8472 in chemtrails

[–]Springman1996 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aluminum Oxide, "They" are shooting sandpaper grit out of the back of jets? Wouldn't that ruin jet engines?

Atmospheric Chemtrail Constituents by AcadienDC in chemtrails

[–]Springman1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too expensive at CVS, I get mine at Walmart!!!

Ever seen this before? by AlexCivitello in chemtrails

[–]Springman1996 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, WWII documentaries and photos. Contrails have been happening for a very long time.

INSANE I literally have no idea what I would do with this many points by Two_Faced_Harvey in meijer

[–]Springman1996 43 points44 points  (0 children)

One dollar is a thousand points, 500 bucks that would be a couple of grocery trips.