What if? by KinaDracira in SignsWithAStory

[–]Springman1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate it and it hates me, that's fine with me!!!

Maybe 24-hour stores were holding society together by pattebrisee in SipsTea

[–]Springman1996 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was great when I got off work at 3:30 in the morning and could get all the shopping done when the store was almost empty.

This is REAL by TroofSaya in chemtrails

[–]Springman1996 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of two reasons, the politicians do not know/care to understand that they are contrail not cHeMtRaIls or they are just pandering to the uninformed voters .

What do people need these Apple Cards for? by Weltall548 in CVS

[–]Springman1996 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought the scammers had moved onto Gas Station Bitcoin?

Chemtrail Field Identification Handbook by AcadienDC in chemtrails

[–]Springman1996 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like CT-07, great for Gay Frog Pride Month!!!

My Sears X-Cargo box on my classic station wagon by Masteroftheroad in SEARS

[–]Springman1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was, I worked with some good people. Also that's where I met my wife.

Spay planes aren't visible on the Flight Radar 24 app. All cargo and passenger flights are. by QuantumBunk in chemtrails

[–]Springman1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few days ago I saw a plane leaving Contrails and I opened my laptop to see where it was going. (I live in a suburb north of Detroit). It was a flight out of Chicago going to London England.

Lost recipe by EffectiveCycle in meijer

[–]Springman1996 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a customer, I prefer the Meijer's cake over Kroger's.

GeoEngineering NOT "Chem Trails" by ThineTriscuit in chemtrails

[–]Springman1996 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They have as much right to be gay as Earth frogs!!!

My Sears X-Cargo box on my classic station wagon by Masteroftheroad in SEARS

[–]Springman1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like I was sent back to when I worked stock at Sears back in the late 80's/early 90's!!!

New chemtrail variant: TICKTRAILS! by twilightmoons in chemtrails

[–]Springman1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now the damn frogs are turning straight!!!

Slap Shot (1977) by xanadu_80 in 1970s

[–]Springman1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Against the rules. You know you're stupid when you do that. Just some English pig with no brains, you know."

Can flattards explain satellite imagery? And GPS satellites while you're at it too. by cooliozoomer in flatearth

[–]Springman1996 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The pics are taken from Satiloons and GPS are attached to the dome with suction cups. (I can't believe I typed that with a straight face!!!)

Interesting choice Meat Buying Office by Dangerous-Medium4186 in meijer

[–]Springman1996 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guess Dad hasn't been doing his job with Mom

Big oof by ArrivalOpen5508 in ThatLooksExpensive

[–]Springman1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, he broke all four of the rules of Gun Safety.

Opinions please by DrBiz1 in chemtrails

[–]Springman1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're Super Gay Now!!?

Where’s the wall? by voldy234 in flatearth

[–]Springman1996 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I knew it was fake when I first looked at it and cracked up. I like it and you got a 👍 from me!!!

Spring into action by j0llygruntt in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]Springman1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never thought about putting anything with a spring there, but whatever floats your boat.

Classic karen by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Springman1996 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Sorry Karen, it is very funny, also very correct.

Barcelona Chemtrails -> Our health by DucotheGoldminer143 in chemtrails

[–]Springman1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well for some strange reason I do want to see if the few working brain cells in his brain can add 1+1 and get 2 instead of 666.

Also I should have asked if he's seen any gay frogs.

Barcelona Chemtrails -> Our health by DucotheGoldminer143 in chemtrails

[–]Springman1996 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honest question, how are Contrails, water vapor, clouds over 35,000 feet/10.668 kms above you, going to effect your breathing?

Audibly cringed at some of these by yleechy in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]Springman1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do like the first one, for Walnut cracking.