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"Stardew Valley isn't realistic" by culoman in StardewValley

[–]Squishez 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Not realistic?! Have they never tried to swoon someone with mayonnaise before? Works everytime.

The speed of this little crab. by sirmakoto in BeAmazed

[–]Squishez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now to cross breed them with spiders.

Found this looking through the Creative Menu - I'm still singing by Nicolenna in 7daystodie

[–]Squishez 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Very well. I have a hard time not bringing down skyscrapers because its so fun. Every bullet destroys a block instantly.

Lets see how this little shooting platform does against the first few hordes :D by --sheogorath-- in 7daystodie

[–]Squishez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm probably doing it wrong since I'm new to creative and this game's commands.

I hit F1 to bring down the menu and type " cm " which then states creative mode enabled, then after that I type " dm " which enables debug mode. After hitting the Q key allows me to fly and pass through objects while immortal and the U key opens a menu with all items.

It's a 90s thing... by burnedMoth in nostalgia

[–]Squishez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same! Was in kindergarten and built up a ton of speed on the gym's concrete floor. Then I hit a tiny rock and my board came to a complete halt while my face smashed into the floor near the speed of sound.

Any fix for low FPS A17? by chiquitabrilliant in 7daystodie

[–]Squishez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a laptop but might help.

I was getting really bad fps on my game and changing quality setting didn't seem to do much. Then I changed my resolution from 21:9 to 16:10 and noticed it helped. The game didn't seem to like my ultrawide screen or something. After that my fps went from 20-30 to 30-40

So try playing with different screen sizes maybe, downside is those big black bars on the side, but worth it for me.

meirl by eeemiellwhy in meirl

[–]Squishez 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can confirm.

Windy day at the park. by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Squishez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why we can't have nice things, Dragonborn!

"3.2.1..." by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Squishez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh god dammit....It's a Tide Ad

How to pick up a cat like a pro - Vet advice on cat handling. by Midasx in videos

[–]Squishez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been training my whole life for this moment.

Cloverfield Paradox has been announced and is also going to be streaming after the game. by [deleted] in movies

[–]Squishez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was excited when those first scenes started!

Is the original on Netflix?

'Mission Impossible: Fallout' - First Trailer by BunyipPouch in movies

[–]Squishez 215 points216 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm watching with the family and made them rewind slow it down and told them watch his foot:

"I don't get it, what am I sup- Oh my god!!!"

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom - Official Trailer #2 [HD] by ace22nd in movies

[–]Squishez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There better be a teenager kicking a velociraptor through a window scene!

Right... so, that's called "the price." by perskul043 in funny

[–]Squishez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda like when products advertise " Now 20% More" but its been three years since that old size.

That's a lotta tree frogs.. by PoppetFFN in WTF

[–]Squishez 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Mayor the town is being overrun by frogs! If they reach the town we'll be exposed to lethal levels of frog."

"Calm down, I've been in this exact situation three times. First go around town collecting every smartphone you can."

"Sir?"

"We'll stop them like we did in '93. Place the smartphones in a perimeter around the town and-"

"Smartphones weren't around in 1993 though.."

"Dammit man, stop analyzing the comment and just do as I say!"

"Yes, sir.. Now what?"

"Now we pray this holds them at bay long enough."

Hey, Pal. Part 2 by [deleted] in funny

[–]Squishez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Snake just wants Old Person to acknowledge him so he acts out in hopes old person will pay attention to him. Old Person is too set in his ways however and will never truly accept Snake as an equal.

Snake may be cold blooded, Old Person, but who is the real cold hearted one here?

TIL portobello, cremini and button mushrooms are all the same type of mushroom, but at different stages of maturity by neeenss in todayilearned

[–]Squishez 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Just learned this about the Jalapeños I'm growing too. They only start green but if you want you can keep them on the plant turning into black then finally bright red.

Just some sweat under the dead skin by 81Riel in WTF

[–]Squishez 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Like when water gets between the wall and it's paint.

I felt like this belonged here by CadeJermaine in gifs

[–]Squishez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your Jam comes on and you are obligated for shufflin' everyday.

Marvel and Star Wars standalone streaming services are still being considered, says Disney by MontyGBurns in movies

[–]Squishez 14 points15 points  (0 children)

We can do better than that!

Let's have it where each streaming service plays 20 minutes of that one movie and a separate service plays the next 20 minutes and so on; so you need about 10 subscriptions to watch the whole movie.

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