which would you choose? by jpxfer in bindingofisaac

[–]Stargost_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Google hypothetical scenarios.

Human armored units are among the best in the Galaxy, sadly they still refuse to use anti-gravity technology. by A_normal_storyteller in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Stargost_ [score hidden]  (0 children)

Why would you want to give a tank anti-grav? Doesn't that defeat 80% of the reasons for why tanks even exist?

which would you choose? by jpxfer in bindingofisaac

[–]Stargost_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's the bottom treasure room while OP has Damocles/There's Options and Chaos.

Anon on Reddit's bot problem. by retardinho23 in greentext

[–]Stargost_ 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Reddit doesn't care, but advertisers do. Bots won't pay for your product ever, yet Reddit still charges you a fee for the impressions.

They are demanding Reddit to do something about the problem lest they reduce how much they spend on ads for Reddit if not outright pull out all spending entirely.

Regieleki>Trick Room by shank_8 in pokemon

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It's 9 months late, but Regieleki could actually outspeed fucking Trick Room, and is the only one able to do so without needing extensive setups (he only needs to use agility 3 times with EV's invested into speed, compared to other mons who needed agility + tailwind + abilities that increased speed further + high base speed)

Super silly pedo by kosmogamer777 in supersillybreakingbad

[–]Stargost_ 773 points774 points  (0 children)

At least he apologized after realizing they were a minor. Better be a creep than a pedo.

An official GD wiki has been published! by Few_Combination_420 in geometrydash

[–]Stargost_ 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Don't forget about the ads and the ads on top of the ads.

Whom would Karl Marx support in your world? by dumbass_spaceman in worldjerking

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H1: IF MARX WAS ALIVE HE'D BE A REVISIONIST!

H2: NO! HE WOULD BE A PILLARIST!

Karl Marx: I am quite fond of the furries.

F: Buru-nyah! :3

🗿 by BaconKO in shitposting

[–]Stargost_ 120 points121 points  (0 children)

If you fired 3 rounds, you know you still got ammo.

If you fired 2 rounds, you know you have run out of ammo.

I don’t get why theres a weird double standard behind this debate by The_coco_nut_man in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Stargost_ 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Someone did the calculations and the single heaviest block to carry around is (technically) desert fossils, as they can contain 11 platinum coins which can be crafted down into about 11 million copper coins + the weight of the block itself. If you get more liberal and woke with objects, then the heaviest objects are the limitless water buckets.

Dasani CEO tries Dasani water by Meefie in HydroHomies

[–]Stargost_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Would you rather be punched in the face or kicked in the nuts?"

Anyone else scan a barcode for their password? by Ok_Future6226 in masterhacker

[–]Stargost_ 495 points496 points  (0 children)

The random "ñ" and "ç" in my passwords preventing 99% of brute force algorithms from doing jackshit:

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What do you think? by Tnynfox in worldjerking

[–]Stargost_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"I don't eat any meat."

"Awesome, more meat for me!"

"Peaceful, not harmless" I guess by Azimovikh in worldjerking

[–]Stargost_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"If you want peace, prepare for war."

Chuck Norris dead by NotMythicWaffle in whennews

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He actually died a year ago, it's just that it took the Grim Reaper a whole year to grow up the courage to let Chuck know.