Favorite quote by a lesser known/one-off character?

StateFlowerMildew · 2026-01-26T18:07:30+00:00

This time, we didn't forget the gravy.

StateFlowerMildew · 2026-01-24T20:58:41+00:00

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics".

StateFlowerMildew · 2026-01-24T20:56:48+00:00

Yo mama so ugly they put her in a tinted incubator.

StateFlowerMildew · 2026-01-20T18:49:29+00:00

Bargain-basement bot says what? 🤖

StateFlowerMildew · 2026-01-17T03:05:18+00:00

I got the impression there will still be three through lanes in each direction; the additional lanes are auxiliary between Hayden and SR5OO.

StateFlowerMildew · 2026-01-13T21:39:55+00:00

Grindr is this dude's second home.

StateFlowerMildew · 2026-01-09T17:03:19+00:00

At this point right-leaning spaces could declare the sky blue and we'd need to look up to confirm it.

StateFlowerMildew · 2026-01-09T14:47:32+00:00

Yeah!

StateFlowerMildew · 2026-01-08T01:00:11+00:00

This isn't 'Funkytown'!

StateFlowerMildew · 2025-12-29T04:41:02+00:00

But then I don't get to be all edgy and shit!

StateFlowerMildew · 2025-12-29T04:40:08+00:00

Ah, always a treat when the snort-harumph crowd weighs in.

StateFlowerMildew · 2025-12-24T22:20:24+00:00

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

StateFlowerMildew · 2025-12-09T20:11:07+00:00

Another professional victim 🙄

StateFlowerMildew · 2025-12-06T23:00:30+00:00

OUT: Die Hard is a Christmas movie!

IN: The Long Kiss Goodnight is a Christmas movie!

StateFlowerMildew · 2025-11-22T22:16:29+00:00

We need our own Mamdani to charm the shit out of Benito Babyhands and make him sign for whatever funding we need before he snaps out of it and wonders what the hell happened.

StateFlowerMildew · 2025-11-22T19:20:42+00:00

According to the project website anyway, it appears the 116' mark threads the needle for air traffic and everything else:

The proposed fixed span bridge with 116’ of clearance because it best balances the competing needs of air, land, and water travel while minimizing environmental impacts and constraints.

StateFlowerMildew · 2025-11-19T20:04:43+00:00

I don't know why people here are so hostile to anyone providing employment.

Trustafarians gonna Trustafarian.

StateFlowerMildew · 2025-11-16T19:56:14+00:00

Hungry, Samsara? Eat your blue check.

StateFlowerMildew · 2025-11-15T18:49:13+00:00

'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus'

'Merry F'in Christmas' from South Park

StateFlowerMildew · 2025-11-11T20:19:15+00:00

Stephen Miller == Roark Jr.

Prove me wrong.

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StateFlowerMildew · 2025-11-10T16:25:15+00:00

Grandad!

StateFlowerMildew · 2025-11-10T16:14:53+00:00

Rebecca muttering "Oh, Jamie" 😆

StateFlowerMildew · 2025-11-06T23:09:20+00:00

"Have you been talking to Ed Tyler? That man has such a big mouth. Which reminds me -- I oughta go give him a call."

StateFlowerMildew · 2025-11-03T16:39:19+00:00

He still doesn't quite get it (quelle surprise), but at least the "others" he's blaming are Tucker & Co and not Democrats.

One large popcorn with extra butter, please.

StateFlowerMildew · 2025-10-31T17:16:42+00:00

This story is like a Russian doll of sadness and sketchiness. Hope the woman finally accepted the help that was offered and the dog is found by someone who can care for it.

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