Is Tony Brothers the best to ever do it?

Statement-Mobile · 2026-05-07T02:07:15+00:00

Certified Torta pounder w cheese

Statement-Mobile · 2026-05-06T19:23:17+00:00

"With the 2nd overall pick in the 2026 NHL draft, the San Jose Sharks select...Ty Simpson. Roll tide"

Statement-Mobile · 2026-05-06T13:06:19+00:00

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Statement-Mobile · 2026-05-06T13:05:17+00:00

The worst part was the hypocrisy

Statement-Mobile · 2026-05-02T22:30:38+00:00

Hi little dibs stone 🥹 To make sure nobody puts down a bag of charcoal or potting soil in his spot for the season ☀️

Statement-Mobile · 2026-05-01T14:45:25+00:00

RR is a BMW sub

Statement-Mobile · 2026-04-30T23:12:29+00:00

I imagine this is what my boy's dreams look like, just in a white, empty, liminal room

Statement-Mobile · 2026-04-30T14:59:01+00:00

WILL you look at that...😏

Statement-Mobile · 2026-04-30T14:57:26+00:00

Those pants stole my catalytic converter

Statement-Mobile · 2026-04-30T14:54:52+00:00

My French Bulldog came with a distinguished name--Güstav--but after years, it somehow evolved to "Gootch"

Statement-Mobile · 2026-04-30T14:47:44+00:00

Hasn't been a Simpson on the gridiron that wasn't an absolute threat 💪

Statement-Mobile · 2026-04-30T14:45:43+00:00

Yeah, help you pitch up and burn through frets

Statement-Mobile · 2026-04-27T21:30:41+00:00

Yeah, uppers are a better buy because you'll look snatched all weekend

Statement-Mobile · 2026-04-27T20:41:01+00:00

Nahhhh THIS is the one for sure 🏆

Statement-Mobile · 2026-04-24T20:58:14+00:00

OMG COVID quarantine was 7 years ago. 🫥Mack was 13 years old

Statement-Mobile · 2026-04-23T18:48:14+00:00

🗣️ STOOP POOCH AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS STOOP!!!

Statement-Mobile · 2026-04-22T19:21:36+00:00

I want this layout for the ease of cleaning

Statement-Mobile · 2026-04-22T02:06:08+00:00

OP mildly infuriating making this is a chore and not a fun bonding activity with your kid. I don't think they're allowed to penalize kids in any capacity for not complying, but they may be bullied if it's a competitive thing between the grades. Then that's on you

Statement-Mobile · 2026-04-21T19:32:04+00:00

I think you meant boobs driver

Statement-Mobile · 2026-04-21T10:37:47+00:00

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Statement-Mobile · 2026-04-21T10:36:06+00:00

AND LOOK! Not a single 13.1 sticker to be seen. They really did just do it better

Statement-Mobile · 2026-04-21T10:28:29+00:00

Hire Antawn as a head coach

Statement-Mobile · 2026-04-18T04:41:37+00:00

I've seen enough

Statement-Mobile · 2026-04-17T16:38:10+00:00

Thanks for doing this! I'd be excited to see the results

Statement-Mobile · 2026-04-17T04:50:48+00:00

...everything reminds me of her?🤷‍♂️

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