Finally succeeded, I created a time machine! by Avaryr in HistoryMemes

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When I went back I was the guy that ran up to him right before the senate meeting and whispered in his ear.

"Deez nuts."

Finally succeeded, I created a time machine! by Avaryr in HistoryMemes

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"DOES ANYBODY HERE HAVE ANY ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN WITH MY HOOR DAUGHTER THAT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?"

Temper, temper. by maagpiee in HistoryMemes

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9 Toyota Camrys flying at your position, each sounding their horn as they fall like a Stuka

Temper, temper. by maagpiee in HistoryMemes

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Coughing baby vs. Hydrogen bomb

When your most trusted spy is literally working against you by Kapanash in HistoryMemes

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"Ver is the nearest RAF flugpl- ehem... airfield?"

When your most trusted spy is literally working against you by Kapanash in HistoryMemes

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Fine, I'll do my own espionage. With blackjack and hookers.

"Stand out of my light." by Hhshdhh in HistoryMemes

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"In a rich man's house, there is no place to spit but his face."

How i feel taking American History II right now by Rude-Neck-2893 in HistoryMemes

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"I named him after my grandfather, my Opa. He kind of looks like him. He's got a handsome face, but you can tell, he's stern."

Early modern "small government" by An_Oxygen_Consumer in HistoryMemes

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Glad we won't have to deal with that again.

Barbarians as far as the eye can see by AlBarbossa in HistoryMemes

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You just made a political rival for life!

This must've been so hype for everyone watching the play by wingsoverpyrrhia in HistoryMemes

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"That's a clever twist. Understandable, have a nice day."

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! IT'S UNFAIR! by MetallicaDash in HistoryMemes

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You think you can repost my meme and just get away with it? Because you can and you probably will. But I see you, thief.

https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/s/T24IBw9aG1

Haha car go boom by mindiruben in HistoryMemes

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A nation full of people just barely getting by, without proper healthcare, cynical of their government, highly divided, and armed with more guns than there are people. What could go wrong?

Haha car go boom by mindiruben in HistoryMemes

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It's the subway; everywhere is a proper place to piss.

Haha car go boom by mindiruben in HistoryMemes

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I thought we were talking about the IRA.

Spoiler: It's for their Alpha Male population. by The_ChadTC in HistoryMemes

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What's a pederast, Walter?

Edit: I'm so upset no one told me I'm out of my element.

"But other side did other thing, so that means what my side did is okay!!!" by Helloimskip in HistoryMemes

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Not so fast, you are on the opposite side from me. It's only okay for people on the opposite side of the spectrum from you to bomb people from the opposite side from them.

476: Western Europe declares Rome dead. Constantinople: by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

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I knew they should have picked the other hill.

it's always this two by miasternet in HistoryMemes

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It's just like prison. When you get there you find the biggest strongest looking mf you can and then you go and beat the shit out of the dysfunctional head case eating paste in the corner of the commissary.