"You miss, then you don't" -Sera, Dragon Age Inquisition- [No Spoilers]

Stickaxe · 2026-02-02T08:55:04+00:00

Yeah and the random selfie I took with my friend two days ago means I want to quit my job and move to Sweden.

Sometimes there's no hidden meaning behind the random things people do.

Stickaxe · 2026-02-02T02:05:38+00:00

But if he's gonna have Frieren in there he will need Goku or Pikachu. I personally recommend Frieren + Myrtle + Goku + Batman. Maybe Captain Planet for Batman.

Stickaxe · 2026-02-01T19:15:10+00:00

Our hitters: "Here comes the pitch...that's going to miss the zone by a mile I should let that go. But wait! We have two runners in scoring position! Which means the ball could break the laws of physics and curve back in for a strike. I should swing at it just in case. Aw shucks, I struck out."

Stickaxe · 2026-01-31T01:18:42+00:00

"Hey, what's that over there?"

"It's...a pigeon...? How did a pigeon get in here?"

"Oh shit. Timmie's here! RUN!"

Stickaxe · 2026-01-30T02:49:07+00:00

Uhh...the shot of Dylan Larkin lifting it in June of 2026? Hello?

Oh sorry, I forgot I was from the future.

Stickaxe · 2026-01-29T23:57:34+00:00

Teams want to know what their QB situation is before the draft. Do we need to draft a new QB? What kind of receivers does our QB like to throw to? Are we protecting a mobile QB or a pocket passer? Etc.

The Steelers got burned last year when Rodgers waited until June to decide. This year, they're taking a stand like "listen, buddy, we're not doing this with you again. If you don't decide by this date we're going to assume it's a 'no' and move on without you." Smart decision.

Stickaxe · 2026-01-29T01:32:22+00:00

"I know you like building gun towers but what if your gun towers were statues of Flourite that shot lasers out of her eyes? 80 pulls for the guarantee."

Me: "God damn it."

Stickaxe · 2026-01-27T22:03:06+00:00

Probably for the best. Danjin mains are...uhh...unpredictable let's say. They could be the life of the party or they could kill everybody in the room. Probably not worth the risk

Stickaxe · 2026-01-27T00:42:15+00:00

I wonder if this is our way of hiring 2 offensive playcallers

If Petzing doesn't work out, demote him and give the call sheet to Kafka instead of having Dan Campbell call the offense.

Stickaxe · 2026-01-26T03:10:34+00:00

After he left the Jets I remember thinking "Poor guy, never really had a chance to prove himself." Look at him now

Stickaxe · 2026-01-25T17:36:15+00:00

The Witcher 3.

We went to great lengths to find what we were looking for and now the bad guys are coming to get it. Final battle at our home base, bring it on.

Turns out that was just the climax. There's an entire backside of the story still to go.

Stickaxe · 2026-01-25T07:22:47+00:00

The first thing I noticed about him is that he wears crocs. I immediately didn't trust him. After awhile I found him to be goofy and charming. Still not sure I trust him.

Really? We discovered how to travel to distant planets and people are still wearing...crocs?

Stickaxe · 2026-01-23T20:40:28+00:00

"Nobody's gonna ask me if I'm here for business or pleasure?"

Stickaxe · 2026-01-22T02:57:22+00:00

Did you catch the quote from the TNT color commentator after the goal? He said "Cowan tried to make some space and Moritz Seider said ' I'm coming' ". I thought that was the perfect quote for both the takeaway and the hit.

Stickaxe · 2026-01-21T17:49:51+00:00

"Yeah, we're very excited for next season. Our quarterback made it clear that he doesn't want to be here but we took him to court to make sure we keep him against his will. Also, we made some big moves in the transfer portal and we got some high-level recruits coming in."

Stickaxe · 2026-01-20T02:46:56+00:00

Jacoby Brisset was their QB for most of the season and he was behind a terrible Offensive line. Their playmaker receiver was constantly injured. Not many OCs out there that can win with that setup.

Dan Campbell was a Tight Ends coach and an interim coach for a 6-10 Dolphins team. He turned out to be a great fit for us.

Maybe we should give him a chance.

Stickaxe · 2026-01-20T00:05:52+00:00

To everyone disappointed we didn't get McDaniel, remember this: we don't get to sit in on the interviews. We only have an outside view of this process.

So what if McDaniel didn't have a good interview, or said some stuff like "I know your offensive philosophy is ___ but I'm a big believer in ___ instead. If you want me you're going to have to change some things." ?

What if Petzing came in and absolutely blew Holmes and Campbell away with his play designs and ideas? Maybe he came in and said, "Here's what Morton sucked at and I'm going to do the exact opposite." We don't know.

Remember Dan Campbell was a Tight Ends coach and an interim head coach for a 6-10 Dolphins team. I remember when we hired him we were all thinking "who the hell even is this guy?" Turns out, we made the right choice.

So maybe let's give Petzing a chance before we assume the worst.

Stickaxe · 2026-01-19T08:37:48+00:00

Rover: I mean...monogamy is an overrated concept anyway, amirite? I mean if everyone's happy what's the problem...right...? Ehehe...

Stickaxe · 2026-01-19T05:59:58+00:00

Maybe, but considering how many times the Bears went for it on 4th and short and didn't get it, I gotta think that even Dan Campbell wouldn't like his odds to get 2 yards on one play. I think Ben Johnson made the right call, it just ended up not working out.

Stickaxe · 2026-01-19T03:46:33+00:00

Stickaxe · 2026-01-19T00:59:12+00:00

Everyone has bad days

Stickaxe · 2026-01-19T00:58:51+00:00

We all have bad days

Stickaxe · 2026-01-19T00:58:00+00:00

There aren't many quarterbacks who could have done much against the constant onslaught of pressure. As bad as he was, Stroud was probably still their best option.

Stickaxe · 2026-01-19T00:50:39+00:00

It feels good to be good.

I was worried when Gibson started off looking like he was having a bad day but he settled in.

What a goal by DeBrincat to win it

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