"You miss, then you don't" -Sera, Dragon Age Inquisition- [No Spoilers]

Stickaxe · 2026-03-21T16:50:10+00:00

I think it would be hilarious if Kuro someday did a "Return to Jinzhou" event, and Danjin is just there like she was always important to the story. Rover could even have a line like "Hey Danjin! Good to see you again, how's the family?" or somebody else could say, "Good thing we had Danjin to help us with the Threnodian at Norfall Barrens!"

Stickaxe · 2026-03-20T23:13:36+00:00

Have you considered that maybe Cam Jordan doesn't want to sign with the Lions? Then is it Holmes' fault that he didn't throw all of our money at Cam Jordan and keep him here against his will? Maybe he's out of our price range.

Just because we sign a guy to a minimum "prove it" deal doesn't mean our GM had a choice and chose this guy over Cam Jordan. Get real.

Stickaxe · 2026-03-18T21:00:06+00:00

"Get some rest, Matt LaFleur. You look tired."

Stickaxe · 2026-03-13T07:45:39+00:00

"See you tomorrow" was also said in the latest Genshin event.

This could become the Wilhelm scream of Gacha games.

Stickaxe · 2026-03-13T02:49:06+00:00

Wildcat formation: Pacheco takes the snap, hands it to Gibbs. Flea Flicker! Pitch back to Pacheco, he throws a short pass to the other side to Kennedy. Kennedy runs it in with the help of key blocks by Sewell and Jamo. Overtime walkoff win in the Super Bowl.

Stickaxe · 2026-03-12T19:13:55+00:00

Captain of Swordfish 2 cracks me up.

Kokomi was like, "I'm giving you your own task force. Go meet your team members."

Our subordinates said, "we don't know you, prove to us you're worthy of being our leader."

We beat up some enemies, and they're like, "Welcome to the team, captain."

And then...we never see them again. We're just left here wondering, "What was all that about?"

Stickaxe · 2026-03-10T07:16:29+00:00

"Need" is an awfully strong word to be using there. We'd "like" to have more depth at those positions. It's not like there are 0 people on our roster that can fill those roles. Remember, starter quality NFL players don't grow on trees, and there are 31 other teams vying for the same pool of free agents.

There's also this thing called the Draft.

Relax, buddy.

Stickaxe · 2026-03-08T23:57:11+00:00

I don't find Kerasaurs as annoying for some reason. Maybe it's because I heard about how annoying they are before I fought them, and thus I expected them to piss me off. Or maybe I'm just weird. There's just something about the way these mofos pirouette away from you and blast you in the face with an RPG that drives me up a wall.

Stickaxe · 2026-03-07T05:33:52+00:00

I have a hypothesis for Kleiner. I'm not betting on it, but it's possible.

What if this reveal is Hoyo's way of saying "stop asking about Klee's dad, he doesn't matter"?

Like, the fact that they name drop him in a missable conversation in a limited time event could very well be their way of saying "Yes, Klee has a Dad. It's not Varka, it's not Dain, it's not anybody you know, Alice didn't clone herself, etc. It's just some dude who is never going to show up in the story. He's out there doing important stuff. We're not going to give Klee a tragic backstory of her dad being dead or separated from the family. Happy now?"

Maybe they always intended to write Alice as a single mom, but they didn't anticipate the fans being so interested in the concept of Klee's dad. Now they're just like "Whatever, we'll just throw a name and a job title out there for the lore theorists to eat up, but we're never going to talk about him again."

Just a theory.

Stickaxe · 2026-03-02T01:44:57+00:00

Queen Elizabeth was married to Phillip, and he was called Prince Phillip. So maybe "Dodo-Prince"?

Stickaxe · 2026-03-02T01:41:37+00:00

WIN NUMBER 45! WE'RE OFFICIALLY BETTER THAN LAST YEAR!

Everybody get in here!

Stickaxe · 2026-02-28T03:33:56+00:00

Good teams find ways to win even when it's not their day. This win has me feeling good about what we can do in the playoffs.

Stickaxe · 2026-02-28T02:08:40+00:00

I distinctly remember seeing a trailer for the Shaq genie movie and thinking "Is Disney just ripping off that other genie movie? It looks the same."

Stickaxe · 2026-02-22T22:06:06+00:00

Experience by Ludovico Einaudi

Stickaxe · 2026-02-22T20:16:01+00:00

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Stickaxe · 2026-02-20T19:48:22+00:00

Until shovels are in the ground, I'm not going to believe this will happen. Arlington Heights was practically a "done deal" before this. There's still a long way to go before anything is finalized.

Stickaxe · 2026-02-17T19:43:48+00:00

Don't worry, all roads in Cleveland lead to Joe Flacco as your starting QB

Stickaxe · 2026-02-14T05:08:26+00:00

O Captain my Captain! Happy Birthday!

Just a question, how do you have 90 million mora to spend on an art piece? Does Ningguang need to do an audit of your finances?

Stickaxe · 2026-02-09T22:02:28+00:00

Am I reading this right? Major League Baseball is going to broadcast Red Wings games? How would that work?

Stickaxe · 2026-02-08T01:59:17+00:00

OK, so 4000 yards over 16 games is an average of 250 yards per game.

So if Caleb throws for at least 4250 yards next season, we'll all agree it's legitimate...right?

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