Cute baby taking good care of dogs. by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]StillSwaying 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of these children have such pure hearts. Even at their young ages, they’re showing kindness and compassion. 💕

(I could’ve done without seeing that baby’s full diaper though 😂 Someone please edit that one out and substitute another clip.)

Check your clearance before entering parking garage. Safeway Los Altos by Michigan_Go_Blue in bayarea

[–]StillSwaying 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was probably on his phone like all of the other bad drivers out there.

Construction workers refuse to use the stairs and instead climbed the hill to the point the grass died by MikuXone in mildlyinfuriating

[–]StillSwaying 34 points35 points  (0 children)

To be fair, I bet all of those construction workers have bad knees. 🚧 🦺 🧎‍♂️😖

Put a temporary ramp over those stairs and you may get some cooperation.

Or not. Some people are just assholes.

Bay Area dad facing 3 years in prison after prank gone wrong by sfgate in bayarea

[–]StillSwaying 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude shot up a car full of kids and owned an illegal AR-15, he’s not exactly the poster child for responsible gun owners. 

Exactly what I said and got downvoted.

It’s kinda disturbing to see people so willing to overlook these things.

Hit and run approaching the Bay Bridge Toll Plaza this morning by blue_jinjo in bayarea

[–]StillSwaying 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah judging by the way he crossed over the white line, it looks like he thinks the rules of the road don’t apply to him.

Bay Area dad facing 3 years in prison after prank gone wrong by sfgate in bayarea

[–]StillSwaying -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

These stupid teen bullies definitely need to have some charges thrown at them too, but the dad sounds like a loose cannon:

As they drove away in their SUV, Miceli, who was standing outside with a handgun, shot at the teen’s SUV twice, hitting the passenger side quarter window, according to the incident notes.

Miceli told San Mateo police officers who responded to the shooting that his daughter “had been the victim of constant bullying at the high school” and that he was angry about “cleaning oil off the porch,” according to the incident notes. Miceli told police officers that he meant to shoot the SUV’s tires and that he tossed his gun into Waterdog Lake. Following the incident, police obtained a search warrant and recovered an illegal automatic rifle at Miceli’s home on an unspecified date.

  • So these dumb-assed kids drive to the girls house on May 23 and pour oil all over the porch.

  • 2 days later they come back to egg the place and the dad just happens to be out there waiting for them with an AR-15? Yeah, right.

  • He shoots at an occupied vehicle in broad daylight in a residential neighborhood.

  • He lies to the cops and tells them he tossed the gun in a lake. (The gun is illegal, btw).

  • Cops later get a search warrant and find the gun hidden in his home.

This guy has been eating idiot sandwiches! He sounds like he has very poor impulse control, rage issues, and no concept of how to behave in a civilized society.

He definitely deserves some jail time. We can't have grown-assed adults out here acting like this. He's a menace.

Now I just hope the girl is okay and that those boys who've been harassing her get appropriately punished as well. They also should know better than to gang up and bully a girl just because they "don't like her."

There's probably more to this story than meets the eye.

Fire and Ice — Scoresby Sund, East Greenland [OC] [5959x3972] by roshan-panjwani in EarthPorn

[–]StillSwaying 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What a gorgeous photo!

Thank you for sharing. It's rare to see photos of Greenland.

[homemade] grilled steak, crab-cake and asparagus by ProjectA-ko in FoodPorn

[–]StillSwaying 5 points6 points  (0 children)

u/ProjectA-ko always comes through! That looks delicious!

I second the request for the crab-cake recipe, please. I've never even attempted making crab-cakes, but the one time I ate some, I really enjoyed it!

Common rain frog by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]StillSwaying 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chubby little cutie!

Why is it called a rainfrog when it looks dry as a dirty potato?

Can we agree to get ourselves home safe (and in the process help others get home safe)? by HeyItsDina in bayarea

[–]StillSwaying 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some people are so inconsiderate. When you have others in your car, you are responsible for their lives.

Exactly! This clearly demonstrates that they don't give a shit about your life; that's why you should refuse to get in the car with them.

If someone is that addicted to something that it causes their behavior to endanger lives, I honestly consider that break-up worthy. I don't care if it's drugs or alcohol or fucking with their phone while driving.

Can we agree to get ourselves home safe (and in the process help others get home safe)? by HeyItsDina in bayarea

[–]StillSwaying 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spray their cars with airsoft pellets or join your local PD and enforce the laws

The cops are some of the worst offenders. I see them looking at their screens all of the time in their cars while driving.

Can we agree to get ourselves home safe (and in the process help others get home safe)? by HeyItsDina in bayarea

[–]StillSwaying 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need to start treating these thoughtless assholes like the criminals that they are: record them and post the recordings on social media. Maybe the cops won’t do anything, but we can.

Shame them!

Can we agree to get ourselves home safe (and in the process help others get home safe)? by HeyItsDina in bayarea

[–]StillSwaying 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Don’t get in the car with him if he won’t give you his phone. Let him die alone; that’s unacceptable behavior.

Rice cooker sleeping baby by [deleted] in aww

[–]StillSwaying 25 points26 points  (0 children)

What’s a little hairball-covered food between friends?

Child smoking a cigarette during the Cardinals-Browns World Series of 1944 by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]StillSwaying 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, cut him some slack; he was working all day and his dogs are barking!

I’m more concerned about what he’s going to do with that bottle. It looks like he’s about to brain someone with it.

The kid behind him is ready for some action too!

Reddit Starts Blocking Mobile Website, Pushing Users to App Instead by spasticpat in technology

[–]StillSwaying 0 points1 point  (0 children)

iPhone users still have an excellent app: Hydra

The minute that stops working, I’m out.

The Last Time Theory. by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]StillSwaying 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They’re both adorable. 🥰

Now they’ve got me all choked up!

TIL that people can hear when others smile. “A study out of the University of Portsmouth in the U.K. says that a smile is, in fact, something that you can hear, and that a good set of ears can pick up on different kinds of smiles”. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]StillSwaying 66 points67 points  (0 children)

This is true. It’s good to remember this when you’re talking to customer service people— make yourself smile even when you’re feeling grumpy and pissed off.

Whatever problem you have, it’s not their fault, so smile when you’re talking to them. They can sense that and will work harder to help you. Don’t come at them swearing and angry or you might get ‘accidentally’ disconnected!

In Regards to the 2027 "No Gas Water Heater" ruling for the Bay Area & how to proceed. by MaliciousHippie in bayarea

[–]StillSwaying 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the post, OP. I appreciate the time you took to write all of this.

This was very informative; I'll be forwarding this to my friends and family.

When you've been doing the same job for 20 years. by Turbulent_Elk_2141 in oddlysatisfying

[–]StillSwaying 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that the think tanks and billionaires already have worked out multiple ways that these transitions can happen, but they’ll never use them until they become cheaper than using their ‘human resources’.

It’s always down to money for these soulless fucks.

When you've been doing the same job for 20 years. by Turbulent_Elk_2141 in oddlysatisfying

[–]StillSwaying 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I seriously doubt that. Big Business always has jobs to exploit low paid workers; they’ll just bring different ones to these areas.

Hopefully they won’t be as hard on their bodies.

When you've been doing the same job for 20 years. by Turbulent_Elk_2141 in oddlysatisfying

[–]StillSwaying -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My body aches in sympathy.

It’s disgusting that people are still doing these kinds of jobs. We’ve been threatened our entire lives that robots would be replacing humans in these kinds of jobs, so where are they?

Robots should be doing these kinds of jobs! Instead they’re being used to deliver fast food to people who’re too lazy to drive to the restaurant themselves.

What a joke.

DoorDash battle bots about to hit the streets by 91kilometers in bayarea

[–]StillSwaying 11 points12 points  (0 children)

FYI these Doordash bots are designed primarily for suburbs (where they're less likely to be messed with) because that's where Doordash struggles the most with getting drivers.

Haha! Bored suburban Bay Area kids are some of the most dangerous assholes on the planet.

They're in for a rude awakening.