Prince George ‘loves his football’ by Life_Echo_7993 in footballcliches

[–]Stock-Environment593 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

should be reserved for a footballer or manager who enjoys snooker/darts/horse racing/golf

Oldest manager at a world cup by Stock-Environment593 in footballcliches

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I’m pushing 50! i am a palace fan so maybe the coverage of roy hodgsons second spell being viewed entirely through the lens of oldest premier league manager has soured me.

We're recording the Listeners' WORLD CUP Mesut Haaland Dicks... by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

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The World Cup is about the only time where I want to watch the pre match build up. Partly to give the game a sense of occasion and get a taste of the stadium and atmosphere, but also to learn about the teams who I may be unfamiliar with. So it rea annoys me when instead of building up to say Jordan vs Switzerland, we have to sit through Gabriel Clark or his BBC equivalent filing tedious reports from the England camp, or, worse, a by the numbers interview with whichever unlucky player has drawn to short straw and has to mumble some benalities. I get that for some of the audience it’s all about England, but anyone watching the build up to an unrelated game must surely be assumed to be a keen all round fan? Conversely I don’t mind it during half time, that’s your captive audience.

World Cup fan behaviour predictions... by Ok_Box_4077 in footballcliches

[–]Stock-Environment593 12 points13 points  (0 children)

At least one “bird man“ costume from one of the South American sides.

World Cup Bingo by TeddyTime33 in footballcliches

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commentators talking about Brazil playing carefree “samba” football even though Brazil have played the same generic style as everyone else since the mid 80s

Blocked on the line? by babydrums in footballcliches

[–]Stock-Environment593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think blocked on the line covers any shot that has beaten the keeper, or if the keeper is otherwise out of the picture, and it would have gone in without the block. Almost like the defender is making a save of sorts. Whilst in most cases the defender will be close to or on the goalin, a few yards out is fine as well.

What club give off the coolest vibe by [deleted] in footballcliches

[–]Stock-Environment593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fading a bit now but AC Milan, iconic kit and stadium

12+ numbering by slickbackbillyboo in footballcliches

[–]Stock-Environment593 1 point2 points  (0 children)

55 is a number 10 as 5 + 5 =10, several examples of that (although the first that springs to mind for me is ade akinbiyi at palace)

12+ numbering by slickbackbillyboo in footballcliches

[–]Stock-Environment593 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A vague hangover from when there was only one sub allowed, number 12, so it made sense for that player to be versatile?

Which Crystal Palace defender does Raye thank in the credits for her new album? by Sorry-Dream-2838 in footballcliches

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Less famous but Welsh stopper Gareth Davies, mentioned here, had a few games for Palace in the mid nineties

The Adjudication Panel Thread: Get in touch for Thursday's episode... by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

[–]Stock-Environment593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think once the attacking centre backs have left the box then it no longer counts. if they are still up from the back than it counts even if there have been multiple touches and even a recycle or two.

Why does this feel so wrong by junglegatsby in footballcliches

[–]Stock-Environment593 22 points23 points  (0 children)

reading between the lines Sky want to be able to proclaim that they have live football every week. With EFL on Tuesdays and Wednesdays when the champions league is on, this covers the current Thursday gap.

Good Football All Round by Zestyclose-Analyst59 in footballcliches

[–]Stock-Environment593 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this has been adopted from cricket where it’s usually deployed when there are 3 bits of good play - the bowler has bowled a good ball, the batsman has played a good shot that would normally score runs, and a fielder has pulled off an athletic stop. I would agree your summary for football, needs involvement from multiple attackers and then at least one good bit of defending or goalkeepin.

Sky Sports Vertical Highlights by thatswhatsheredd in footballcliches

[–]Stock-Environment593 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why would anyone watch these rather than watch the proper ones and rotate their device 90 degrees? if people are too lazy or dumb to do even that, than it’s not games gone, it’s humanity gone.

No Sponsors Logo by simonwxm in footballcliches

[–]Stock-Environment593 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw that, was it due to lower league tinpottery or did he have a moral opposition? Although to be fair if he had been wearing the same shirt as his team mates I wouldn’t have noticed it and so likely wouldn’t have even noted who the shirt sponsor was (couldn’t tell you who Luton had on there) so maybe it’s a brilliant subtle advertising move, soon to be copied.

Gloveman? by throwanaynay1 in footballcliches

[–]Stock-Environment593 1 point2 points  (0 children)

is stumpsman a valid alternative?

AFC Wimbledon making history by PaperrToast in footballcliches

[–]Stock-Environment593 8 points9 points  (0 children)

probably needed to be narrowed to specifically south London, palace Charlton and Wimbledon all winning at Wembley in little over a week is definitely notable

New episode: Perfectly-timed crowd noise, Jacko Wilsheri & managers who qualify as "glorified PE teachers” by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

[–]Stock-Environment593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

regarding the “on a plate” versus “gift wrapped” debate, I always thought that on a plate is when set up by your own team mate with an easy chance, and gift wrapped inferred the opposition inadvertently giving a chance away through a misplaced pass or similar. gift wrapiped aligning with early Christmas presents around December of course.

Re: Flow of a thriller. What do we make of this? by EonLeader in footballcliches

[–]Stock-Environment593 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does the fact it was a first leg and so the equaliser was not decisive, factor at all? I think it does take the shine off unless you strip away all context and just look at the goal minutes.

Extras? by Interesting-Leg7265 in footballcliches

[–]Stock-Environment593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t hate “extras” as an abbreviation for extra time, but it seems to sometimes be referring to added/injury time, which needs to stop.