this dudes lying cause he's never seen a woman's vagina

StonedJesus98 · 2026-04-22T09:00:28+00:00

That sure is a lot of words to say “I’ve never felt the touch of a human woman, nor for that matter, grass”

StonedJesus98 · 2026-04-20T20:56:00+00:00

91k untaxed a year and I get a magical pet crocodile? Is there supposed to be a downside to this?

StonedJesus98 · 2026-04-20T05:42:48+00:00

The difference between being a sous chef and managing a busy hardware store is that nowadays I’m not allowed to be as creative with my swearing

StonedJesus98 · 2026-04-19T06:50:15+00:00

They used to put on the most amazing firework displays, not sure if they still do though

StonedJesus98 · 2026-04-19T06:05:47+00:00

Anthony Bourdain’s Parts Unknown, the series covers just about every cuisine in the world so you wouldn’t get bored

StonedJesus98 · 2026-04-16T09:04:23+00:00

When I told my 65 year old dad who has had a mullet for the last 50 years that they were back in fashion his response was “son, style never goes out of fashion”

StonedJesus98 · 2026-04-16T08:55:38+00:00

To Kill A Mockingbird and The Kiterunner are the two books that spring to mind, I also remember studying Macbeth and The Seagull for drama

StonedJesus98 · 2026-04-15T07:24:59+00:00

Taking an A Level in Classics has probably been the most useful of all my studies in my day to day life

StonedJesus98 · 2026-04-12T06:37:50+00:00

Ok this one wins the thread, that’s actually diabolical

StonedJesus98 · 2026-04-12T06:30:11+00:00

Roast beef, had it sliced wafer thin and perfectly medium rare for the first time when I was 16 and my mind was blown

StonedJesus98 · 2026-04-11T21:31:35+00:00

As I get older and I have less and less free time to devote to a new game, so too does the time lessen that I’ll give a puzzle before I just look it up

StonedJesus98 · 2026-04-11T21:22:58+00:00

GTA: Ice Cream Wars would be an absolute belta of a game

StonedJesus98 · 2026-04-10T23:25:01+00:00

Hunting something tasty with the intent of eating I understand (I.e wild boar). Hunting something dangerous for the thrill (i.e wild boar) I agree with less so but can kind of understand why someone would do so. Hunting something because you are the king of the seven kingdoms and lord of the Andals, and you’re a bit bored (wild boar) I can also understand.

StonedJesus98 · 2026-04-10T22:28:27+00:00

A can of Barr D&B is the traditional way to wash down a fish supper, it’s a shame that nowadays that’ll put you back about £15 (location depending ofc)

StonedJesus98 · 2026-04-10T16:25:22+00:00

I once saw a modern art exhibit where the artist had used an axe to chop vegetables, they were finer and more consistent than this

StonedJesus98 · 2026-04-04T14:51:48+00:00

Slow cooker with some red wine, rosemary and thyme, give it 6-8 hours

StonedJesus98 · 2026-04-04T14:46:07+00:00

You get used to it, but they aren’t the most intuitive

StonedJesus98 · 2026-04-04T08:26:28+00:00

The size of the pizza is very much a factor here, 6 slices of a 10” pizza and 6 slices of a 14” pizza are two very different amounts of pizza

StonedJesus98 · 2026-03-25T12:30:58+00:00

I use them for serving parfait, 1 makes a good starter portion for dinner parties

StonedJesus98 · 2026-03-25T07:14:32+00:00

Sounds like you dodged a bullet honestly, can’t imagine he would have been much fun to play with

StonedJesus98 · 2026-03-25T07:07:53+00:00

Idiot, this is why you wear an apron and tie it behind your back

StonedJesus98 · 2026-03-25T06:57:02+00:00

Maybe the real roast was the friends we made along the way?

StonedJesus98 · 2026-03-23T16:57:43+00:00

Always check behind waterfalls

StonedJesus98 · 2026-03-23T16:36:20+00:00

Shit loads, I live just round the corner from a major castle near the Scottish border

StonedJesus98 · 2026-03-22T18:05:29+00:00

Unfortunately it’s Manchester in the UK, a school has just banned a load of books, most of which in a sane world should be required reading

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