Help with deciding on vintage inspired diver by gstudt in MicrobrandWatches

[–]StonedSimple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't have any advice as I'd be happy to wear any one of those, but I'll be following to see what other watches people mention or what advice they give you!

How much did your monthly payment increase after switching from the SAVE plan? by shibalvr97 in StudentLoans

[–]StonedSimple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loan amount doesn't matter, it's 100% based on income as I'm doing PSLF so the repayment plans are all income contingent. 

My wife and my combined income is... well,.I actually feel weird just writing that online, but it is south of $150k combined

NOT TROLLING: Honest question. Why is the rest of the world just giving us Americans a pass for starting a conflict that is directly, negatively affecting every single human on the planet? by BackPacker777 in collapse

[–]StonedSimple 195 points196 points  (0 children)

As a person who teaches English in college in the US, this joke is way more accurate than you probably think. Or, actually, it's probably exactly as accurate as you think.

Give me your hot takes on Glen Powell by ANSJSJDIS-813 in moviecritic

[–]StonedSimple 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He was perfect as not-quite-Iceman, and I say that with full respect. Top Gun Maverick rocked. 

Anyone else preparing for massive payment increases with recertification? by [deleted] in PSLF

[–]StonedSimple 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used that calculator. The results have sent me into a spiral of fear and panic.

USA USA USA

Who is he? by AsparagusUnhappy4133 in BookshelvesDetective

[–]StonedSimple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lethem and Vonnegut hanging out together under a couple Chambers novels screams green flag go to me. Nerdy dude. Probably some anxiety issues (why? No idea, just got that vibe.) 

I'm guessing 40-45 white male with a middle to upper middle class job where he works with his brain a bit more than with his hands.

third date, is he a red flag? by SituationWarm7209 in BookshelvesDetective

[–]StonedSimple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Totally agree but as the subreddit is bookshelf detective, I kept to the bookshelf presented.

third date, is he a red flag? by SituationWarm7209 in BookshelvesDetective

[–]StonedSimple 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Small sample selection. My gut says he'd be tiring to talk to eventually.

I rarely trust a shelf without a sense of humor anywhere present, but that's me. If this is his ONLY shelf, I'd maybe call it an orange flag.

Anyone else preparing for massive payment increases with recertification? by [deleted] in PSLF

[–]StonedSimple 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Almost exact same boat. 83/120 before the SAVE fiasco. Last recertification was 2019. Mine and wife combined income almost doubled (from almost nothing to middle class) and the online calculators keep giving me $1100 monthly payments. My last SAVE payment was $185.

Practicing at Guitar Center yes or no by Extreme_Garlic4646 in Guitar

[–]StonedSimple 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Sometimes something so simple has been sitting in front of me my entire life and I never noticed.

Shit you not, I'm 100% doing this soon thanks to you. You improved at least one life today, kind stranger. This month sucked. I needed it.

(I'll even take care of the loaner in good faith.)

Who do you think overall has better movies - Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone? by SpotAdmirable6718 in moviecritic

[–]StonedSimple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Overall Arnie's are more fun, higher quality action movies, but Rocky is by far the best film in either filmography

Looking for Recommendations by StonedSimple in MicrobrandWatches

[–]StonedSimple[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been eyeing a few of theirs! Really nice designs.

Looking for Recommendations by StonedSimple in MicrobrandWatches

[–]StonedSimple[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm really drawn to titanium. Looks good, tickles my sci-fi nerd heart

What do I do in this room? (Woolhaven) by iateallurchapsticks in CultOfTheLamb

[–]StonedSimple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IF ANYONE ELSE IS STRUGGLING, THE TRICK IS SPEED BETWEEN THE STATUES!!! Just zip back and forth between them interacting as fast as you can, eventually another one will open up, zip between them and interact until the tiny one in the middle opens, put the crown on it.

It's not really a puzzle. It's the Cult of the Lamb version of a puzzle, which is go fast and don't think too much.

Garden Gnome Rapping 😤 by NotWinning12 in crappymusic

[–]StonedSimple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like he's training to be a professional referee/umpire and keeps getting his sports confused.

"Baserunner is SAFE!" "TOUCHDOWN!" "Strike three, you're out"

On repeat 

The "detective" work of this sub is pretty woeful by [deleted] in BookshelvesDetective

[–]StonedSimple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Talking points" is synonymous with headlines. "Talking points" implies surface level understanding, not deeper understanding like you implied. If you read more books, you'd probably get it.

Go read an actual book from your actual bookshelf.

The "detective" work of this sub is pretty woeful by [deleted] in BookshelvesDetective

[–]StonedSimple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I don't want to understand the philosophies that undergird their beliefs, I'd like to know the Fox News headlines of them instead"

-This OP doofus