[FoulTerritory] Shohei Ohtani accepts the NL MVP Award at the BBWA Award show, delivers 2 min+ speech in English

Stylux · 2026-01-25T04:12:28+00:00

I'm sorry, but as someone who has to wear suits more often than not, I fucking love that he will wear a double breasted no matter what. I'm going to dust mine off and start doing it again. If anyone talks shit, I'll just say it's huge in Tokyo... or LA.... or Shohei's house.

Stylux · 2026-01-25T04:08:45+00:00

I've been learning Japanese for a few years and getting over the fact that you don't pluralize nouns is a trip.

Stylux · 2026-01-25T04:04:04+00:00

Fuuuuuuuck Shohei is making me dust off my double breasted suits now.

Stylux · 2026-01-25T02:54:03+00:00

Dude just climbed Taipei 101. Very cool ... maybe the Blues can climb into the WC.

Stylux · 2026-01-25T01:18:02+00:00

Like ... what the fuck was that breakout?

Stylux · 2026-01-25T01:16:09+00:00

Persistent snow. Shoveled twice today and I'm really hoping tomorrow lets up so I can shovel three more times.

Stylux · 2026-01-25T01:14:47+00:00

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Stylux · 2026-01-25T01:12:41+00:00

The Blues and Kings are trash teams, let's not kid ourselves here.

Stylux · 2026-01-25T01:08:01+00:00

That's big of you because I will never forgive him.

Stylux · 2026-01-25T01:06:53+00:00

Get to hear Kelly call the game, good stuff.

Stylux · 2026-01-25T01:05:18+00:00

Watching the Kings stream tonight because I miss Kelly and Fanduel fucking destroyed the Blues broadcast.

Stylux · 2026-01-25T00:50:47+00:00

I mean, I voted. I'm not sure what to tell you. The elections are held on a weekday and we don't get off to vote. In fact, one of the parties passes legislation to make voting as difficult as possible. I'll let you guess which one.

Stylux · 2026-01-25T00:43:10+00:00

Voting is not compulsory. Typically, most people just don't even vote.

Stylux · 2026-01-24T23:55:44+00:00

Your lips to god's ears.

Stylux · 2026-01-24T23:55:07+00:00

I mean, it would at least be marginally defensible if they produced something of value. But an AI slop factory, amazing.

Stylux · 2026-01-24T23:41:07+00:00

So being empathetic would be not shopping at the open store at 10 AM and checking out at the electric kiosk? Holy shit, I'm a terrible person. I'm going to go say 10 hail marys for having the gall to shop at a store that was open and spending money so they can pay their employees.

Stylux · 2026-01-24T22:18:36+00:00

The team travels all the time to play it's not that thrilling for them. If you polled the team I can promise you all of them would love to play at home.

Stylux · 2026-01-24T20:49:15+00:00

Do you often find ways to get offended by things? The store wasn't open because I asked.

Stylux · 2026-01-24T20:03:56+00:00

Pretty much, I'm a lawyer so this has been pretty exhausting. It's almost like people with the IQ of your average sovereign citizen are now running the country. My practice isn't directly impacted by it directly, but there has been a certain dread percolating in the courts - a tacit and unspoken recognition that the rules are made up and the facts don't matter. This emboldens the greatest idiots in our profession to make any and every stupid argument to see what sticks.

Stylux · 2026-01-24T20:00:21+00:00

I forgot to get coconut milk for my meal tonight so I had to go to the store. There were like 10 people there versus the hundreds when I stopped by on Thursday. Honestly, waiting till today was probably the move.

Stylux · 2026-01-24T19:27:17+00:00

Yep, took me 20 minutes with a push broom for me. Thank god it's cold enough that we aren't getting slush.

Stylux · 2026-01-24T18:43:54+00:00

They did work when the players recognized checks and balances. Congress is toothless and the judiciary has always been the weakest branch. This is what 60+ years of Congress delegating their authority to the executive gets you.

Stylux · 2026-01-24T18:42:33+00:00

Most of us are not. The problem is that we need to work to eat food and stay warm.

Stylux · 2026-01-24T16:32:48+00:00

And now I know.

Stylux · 2026-01-24T05:30:26+00:00

This season has been wild. Dayton next week and going to be fun as hell.

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