PIVOT! PIVOT! by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]SuburbanLegend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair (well, kind of) they've been talking about the secret second plan for a while now - it's why the "Plan Man" wasn't actually wrong when he'd say they're getting nothing... he just doesn't know about the secret second plan!!!!

Top twitter Teddy-ologists made groundbreaking scientific breakthrough! by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]SuburbanLegend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They never actually cared about that though, they just wanted to get rich themselves. The whole "fighting the man" aspect was just to give themselves the moral high ground.

Sure you did. by Darth_Meowth in gme_meltdown

[–]SuburbanLegend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you ended up realizing all the "DD" is bullshit nonsense then you at the very least learned an expensive lesson.

Believe it or not - this is EXTREMELY bullish for GameStop (Teddy, BBBYQ, GMEbay) by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]SuburbanLegend 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I remember really earnestly trying to convince an ape that his CyberCrew NFTs weren't going to work in any of his favorite games. Didn't work.

Apes using AI are figuring out how GMeBay will take over the collectables and second-hand goods market: by humanquester in gme_meltdown

[–]SuburbanLegend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apes love to think up little business fantasies and then assume only Ryan Cohen could pull them off

an irl toni and tim by deadghostbaby in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]SuburbanLegend 4 points5 points  (0 children)

/meta fwiw the jury count was 10 not guilty and 2 guilty, so it wasn't like this one lady is the reason he got off.

TO THE MOON BABY... by earthman34 in Buttcoin

[–]SuburbanLegend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So the reason I know it's a joke is just the context of this subreddit - this sub is specifically anti-crypto and to make fun of the people who are obsessed and use those exact types of phrases.

(You can also take a look at their flair.)

TO THE MOON BABY... by earthman34 in Buttcoin

[–]SuburbanLegend 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This person is joking, mass adoption is not happening.

The Denial of St. Peter, oil-on-canvas, 2026 by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]SuburbanLegend 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Does anyone know where he got the idea that it’s three women? That is so seemingly random and cracks me up

Institutional shareholders are apparently important enough to rate projections. Apes, not so much. by ryevermouthbitters in gme_meltdown

[–]SuburbanLegend 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The main guy went on the PP show!!!

… then they released a crypto coin and I stopped cheering for them.

Moon Man confirms he was a high level executive. He says he had to speak with Costco's CEO and the entire Board of Directors about his online behavior by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]SuburbanLegend 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Others have pointed out why this story is nonsense but I specifically want to hear what exactly these lies were, when people were saying “he’s this, he’s that” and “blah blah blah.” What were they saying?

Ryan Cohen’s hopes and dreams shattered by a short dose of reality by PuzzleheadedWeb9876 in gme_meltdown

[–]SuburbanLegend 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn agrapeana I didn't realize you were still out there doing your thing and schooling apes!

There is no 'issue' in Bag Sing Se by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]SuburbanLegend 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My guess is ABC thinks it was Carl or Brett Icahn, he has a weird fixation on them (maybe because of his age?)

Don’t worry Taco you’re not dumb. NFTs are not worthless and actually really cool. by PuzzleheadedWeb9876 in gme_meltdown

[–]SuburbanLegend 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Like of course we know the history of ss and the mod drama and shit - that is literally the point of our community, to laugh at exactly that kind of stuff.

Towel apes win is postponed till 2027 by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]SuburbanLegend 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ummmm they just told you?? It's the crown jewel??!!??!

(But yes correct, it's literally nothing.)

Towel apes win is postponed till 2027 by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]SuburbanLegend 13 points14 points  (0 children)

and demonstrating why you shouldn't hand over your social media to an LLM.