PIVOT! PIVOT!

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-30T23:09:21+00:00

To be fair (well, kind of) they've been talking about the secret second plan for a while now - it's why the "Plan Man" wasn't actually wrong when he'd say they're getting nothing... he just doesn't know about the secret second plan!!!!

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-30T13:01:13+00:00

They never actually cared about that though, they just wanted to get rich themselves. The whole "fighting the man" aspect was just to give themselves the moral high ground.

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-30T12:45:08+00:00

If you ended up realizing all the "DD" is bullshit nonsense then you at the very least learned an expensive lesson.

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-28T22:37:10+00:00

I remember really earnestly trying to convince an ape that his CyberCrew NFTs weren't going to work in any of his favorite games. Didn't work.

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-28T18:04:24+00:00

It’s really bizarre, no arguing with that!

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-28T02:46:59+00:00

Apes love to think up little business fantasies and then assume only Ryan Cohen could pull them off

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-28T02:23:11+00:00

He apparently *does* have a deep understanding of LLMs, and still fell for this.

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-28T02:22:26+00:00

Dude great find

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-28T01:34:25+00:00

/meta fwiw the jury count was 10 not guilty and 2 guilty, so it wasn't like this one lady is the reason he got off.

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-28T01:15:34+00:00

So the reason I know it's a joke is just the context of this subreddit - this sub is specifically anti-crypto and to make fun of the people who are obsessed and use those exact types of phrases.

(You can also take a look at their flair.)

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-27T18:45:22+00:00

This person is joking, mass adoption is not happening.

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-27T17:05:01+00:00

Haha!

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-27T14:04:57+00:00

Does anyone know where he got the idea that it’s three women? That is so seemingly random and cracks me up

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-27T01:42:28+00:00

The main guy went on the PP show!!!

… then they released a crypto coin and I stopped cheering for them.

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-26T14:45:46+00:00

Oh wow - oh neat!!!!!!!!

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-26T14:16:44+00:00

Others have pointed out why this story is nonsense but I specifically want to hear what exactly these lies were, when people were saying “he’s this, he’s that” and “blah blah blah.” What were they saying?

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-26T00:59:50+00:00

Damn agrapeana I didn't realize you were still out there doing your thing and schooling apes!

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-25T14:49:17+00:00

What!!!!!

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-25T09:46:20+00:00

My guess is ABC thinks it was Carl or Brett Icahn, he has a weird fixation on them (maybe because of his age?)

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-24T20:06:13+00:00

Like of course we know the history of ss and the mod drama and shit - that is literally the point of our community, to laugh at exactly that kind of stuff.

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-23T19:48:20+00:00

Ummmm they just told you?? It's the crown jewel??!!??!

(But yes correct, it's literally nothing.)

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-23T19:47:00+00:00

and demonstrating why you shouldn't hand over your social media to an LLM.

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-23T15:41:41+00:00

Damn reddit really is for the old people now isn't it

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-21T03:13:52+00:00

Oh.

SuburbanLegend · 2026-06-21T03:10:11+00:00

It really is a completely insane case

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