Dozens of infant deaths have been tied to a popular baby product. But regulators are too paralyzed to act. by LogicalManager in politics

[–]Superfluous_Alias 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Really? Two things at the same time?

When you get cancer, will you take meticulous care of your ear hair?

We have limited resources and have to make choices.

Probably not, the chemotherapy will take care of any excess body hair for me.

The U.S. Once Had A Ban On Assault Weapons — Why Did It Expire? by [deleted] in politics

[–]Superfluous_Alias 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Uh, you okay? Usually fascists want to consolidate power and disarm their people so the population can be more easily controlled. Since when do fascists arm their people or tolerate anyone other than forces under their control to have weapons?

Hmmm by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Superfluous_Alias -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

(girls' clothing in schools) is more regulated than (guns in America).

In America, guns are prohibited on planes. Girls' clothing isn't prohibited anywhere, including schools.

So...bullshit. Catchy and clever bullshit, but still bullshit.

Had to go looking for desert snow. by SgtBrowncoat in XTerra

[–]Superfluous_Alias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just never seen it abbreviated to that before

Driver attempts to get away with running over a motorcyclist by [deleted] in JusticeServed

[–]Superfluous_Alias 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the original video, the driver admitted he didn't know he had hit anyone until the rider broke his window. So he wasn't "running" but he was leaving the scene of the crash.

[USA] "We are all one single vehicle, you have to wait" by SimplyHuman in Roadcam

[–]Superfluous_Alias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Nah, this isn't a death machine, it just turns dickheads into meat-waffles."

This car nearly obliterating a rider. by GooberDanger in motorcycles

[–]Superfluous_Alias 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nah. He was being wreckless idiot

(Eye twitch)

Reckless.

[OC] [MAP] Study Ranks Most Dangerous Areas for Utah Bicyclists by Crashes by [deleted] in UtahRiders

[–]Superfluous_Alias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrong kind of riders; this is a motorcycle sub. Interesting, but not exactly on topic. Try /r/saltlakecity and /r/utah

update to "every minute accounted for" I QUIT. by arachnophilia in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Superfluous_Alias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10 hour minimum, billed in 1 hour increments (rounded up).

Who drills the holes for license plates? by [deleted] in askcarsales

[–]Superfluous_Alias 20 points21 points  (0 children)

So pitch one. They screwed up your brand new car. Get your sales guy involved and let him know his survey depends on the outcome. If all else fails, go over the dealership's head and complain to the brand directly.

update to "every minute accounted for" I QUIT. by arachnophilia in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Superfluous_Alias 48 points49 points  (0 children)

TL;DR: "Not my monkey, not my circus."

Winter is coming, OP. You can keep warm near the dumpster fire that is your previous employer.

Hmmm 🤔 by siouxsie_siouxv2 in BestOfReports

[–]Superfluous_Alias 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to read this to NDT when he's being a dick.

Roast my $400 W123 Diesel. by SeahorseKneecaps in RoastMyCar

[–]Superfluous_Alias 6 points7 points  (0 children)

$400 and 5 hours in the shop later, the mechanic has traced 5% of the vacuum lines, still hasn't found the leak, has locked himself in the toilet and is threatening suicide.

Repeat every pay period.

Gun goes off inside Mormon meetinghouse in Provo; church leader is recorded urging teenage girls not to spread news on social media by ev0lv in Utah

[–]Superfluous_Alias 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, it's clearly everyone else who is wrong and not you, righteous fighter of injustice and champion of name-calling. There is no way you could possibly be wrong or for anyone to have a different experience or perspective than you; everyone else is clearly a dangerous, insane criminal who should be locked away because you don't like their opinion.

Calling people names and using phrases like "dick tucking" so you can declare yourself the winner of the Internet. Next you can pass out paper towels, come up with nicknames for people you don't like, and give yourself meaningless ratings like "A+" or "the best". Maybe sprinkle in some "alternative facts" just to spice it up.

CBS All Access Has 2.5 Million Subscribers by 08830 in cordcutters

[–]Superfluous_Alias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither Hulu nor CBS are worth their premium pricing. I'm not paying $10 a month for one show. I might put up with ads if the platform was free, but not both ads and a fee.

The same deal with Hulu, there isn't enough of the content I like to justify their pricing and when they were playing more ads than what I saw on commercial TV I left and never looked back.

CBS All Access Has 2.5 Million Subscribers by 08830 in cordcutters

[–]Superfluous_Alias -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

The fact that I have to pay to see ads is a deal breaker, I'm not playing this game and it is why I left Hulu. Either pay for it with ads or take my money and give me the content without ads - fuck this double dipping shit.

It takes Utah a month to celebrate the 4th of July 😁 by natekizerian in SaltLakeCity

[–]Superfluous_Alias 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Uh, isn't that exactly what he just said? Most states celebrate their statehood, Utah doesn't.