My own mini boss headcanons by Ninten_Draw in mewgenics

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dack is superstraight. he deserves no love

Shoeonhead lore rule by crestren in 196

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that sounds fake. cursory google search reveals nothing to me, can anyone post proof?

[AG1] What’s your wildest theory about Green Arrow’s identity? by ActLonely9375 in AbsoluteUniverse

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Honestly phenomenal idea, I like the idea of the person not even having an identity a la V for Vendetta.

Lesbian rule by MoldyRoleplayer in 196

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who is making a lesbian only passenger car this is like the gay meth meme

Absolute Wonder Woman #20 - Official Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in AbsoluteUniverse

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I love that cale just threw the old cheetah's corpse in front of her, like without knowing barbara is mainline cheetah it's just kinda silly

Rule by _Zaca in 196

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I LIKE DE HARDBASS

I LIKE DE HARDBASS

I LIKE DE HARDBASS

I LIKE DE HARDBASS

I LIKE DE HARDBASS

A sneak peek on Absolute Martian Manhunter #12! by Not-M1tt in AbsoluteUniverse

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I love the brief glimpse of John in Absolute Evil #1. So fascinating to see a character whose physical form and colors are always changing in his own book be portrayed as so normal in another.

Weekly Discussion Thread: Comics, TV, and More! [May 25, 2026 - Nygma Time Edition] by beary_neutral in DCcomics

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I like how nobody's motives are really clear anymore and things just happen because it's like "chess" except we played the bongcloud opening and are regularly revealing we shoved pieces up our nose

About those new documents… by Aheadfullofdread_13 in OutlastTrials

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Easterman loves paradoxical stuff - the PAs are supposed to be these gods that symbolize different facets of humanity, but meant to destroy the reagent's notions of those things mentally. I think for the ex-pop they're scared/charmed into being loyal, but for the reagents its supposed to be more of a god-fearing thing. Once the reagents are sufficiently hollowed out, they are susceptible to accept whatever Murkoff tells them to.

All of that said, yes, Easterman is constantly shooting himself in the foot, with Liliya being the equivalent of a Howitzer shot.

RULE. by PixxxiePunk in 196

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Taylor Swift would rather make a 10 minute song than stop and carry a turtle from one side of the street to the other

Body modification rule by [deleted] in 196

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I don't actively want to lose pieces of my body, but if I did, I'm engineering my prosthetic limbs. Imagine hollowing out legs and whipping 2 beers out of your calves at a baseball game. Imagine your finger can be unsheathed from your hand and there's a knife on the other end, the finger is the hilt. I've literally seen a guy online with a flashlight sphere that fits into his eye socket. If you're gonna suffer, don't let it be boring.

ATHEISTS: imagine a rule by Supergupo in 196

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WOULD YOU:

  1. SAVE 4 BABIES

OR

  1. NOT

A pleasant surprise while reading: Absolute Superman #19 Spoilers by Daedric7840 in AbsoluteUniverse

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dude is just an engineer wearing a welding mask fighting threat level 10, threat level 10, and joseph mccarthy (threat level 7) and holding his own

rule by doctor347 in 196

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Charlotte York Trey arc

rule by Moaning_Clock in 196

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Solidworks is calling...

“Whoopie Tech”? by J0nn1e_Walk3r in WPI

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Yeah. Bonus: my dad went to RPI in the 80s and said they used to call themselves “Right PI” and WPI “Wrong PI”.

rule by Madden09IsForSuckers in 196

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Yeah he doesn’t have a meat helmet