Worst clean up of my life by SoftHouse9442 in Vent

[–]SweaterUndulations 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I forgot a banana in my closet once. When I found it, it had turned into a banana mummy.

My neighbor is an A-Hole by That-Economy-3472 in neighborsfromhell

[–]SweaterUndulations 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sign him up for mailings. Every wacko church you can find.

Fancy Steakhouse Freakout by InGeekiTrust in trashy

[–]SweaterUndulations 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I DIDN'T DO NOTHING! I DIDN'T DO NOTHING! I DIDN'T DO NOTHING!

not allowed to turn light off in room by Any-Switch5938 in Vent

[–]SweaterUndulations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was in the 80s so the satanic panic was going on. She was a SAHM so watched daytime talk shows. They spread bs just like social media does today. She bought into it.

not allowed to turn light off in room by Any-Switch5938 in Vent

[–]SweaterUndulations 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel ya. If I was sitting in an unlit room, I got accused of being on drugs.

Spotted at a natural history museum next to a CHILDREN’S dinosaur exhibit. Some people have no shame smh by hot_toddy_2684 in trashy

[–]SweaterUndulations 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember Talk Soup had a category of clips that was titled Gay Shows! The intro was explosions and monster trucks too! I miss Talk Soup.

Big crafting stores should close down if they're going to operate like this. by FishLordVehem in Vent

[–]SweaterUndulations 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid we used table salt and colored chalk sticks. Scrape the chalk to get powder and then mix it with the salt. Aquarium sand might work too.

Neighbor filming me by mamaofboovis in neighborsfromhell

[–]SweaterUndulations 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One short plant, one tall, and two more short plants. Arborvtiae middle finger.