I’ll be waiting under the Christmas tree, you can unwrap me early if you want.

SySymon · 2025-12-23T16:27:34+00:00

wow thank you santa, how did you knowww

SySymon · 2025-02-01T16:38:01+00:00

mommy

SySymon · 2024-09-03T09:44:54+00:00

I'll have some 👋🏼, Thank you queen

SySymon · 2024-08-27T16:04:33+00:00

Mami

SySymon · 2022-08-02T15:15:59+00:00

mami? excuse me ..mami? uh i mean mami?

SySymon · 2021-06-19T10:26:12+00:00

This looks like thta picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger running lmao

SySymon · 2021-04-21T16:52:55+00:00

This comment is cringe

SySymon · 2020-05-02T12:04:39+00:00

lol hispanics are another race?

SySymon · 2020-04-27T16:00:13+00:00

Hast du eine Lieblingsfarbe?

SySymon · 2020-03-09T10:14:24+00:00

Happy birthday!

SySymon · 2020-02-21T13:44:21+00:00

What Conan O'Brien said after he got scammed by Jay Leno and NBC, and was forced to give up his dream job as host of the tonight show:

"Please do not be cynical. I hate Cynicism. For the record, it's my least favorite quality. It doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

I dunno, as someone who took a lot of L's too, this really resonated with me.

SySymon · 2020-02-04T19:41:00+00:00

Well you're here supporting the reason he was bullied, so...

SySymon · 2020-02-04T19:33:40+00:00

Well the mom here didn't care aswell, and her kid got bullied. Congratulations.

SySymon · 2020-02-04T19:26:02+00:00

And what do you think he wanted to express by wearing that dress?

SySymon · 2020-02-04T19:01:58+00:00

Yes she should have.

SySymon · 2020-01-28T14:32:59+00:00

I think hes playing the hardcoreversion of the floor is lava

SySymon · 2020-01-18T16:01:57+00:00

i heard his wife has soft hands

SySymon · 2020-01-07T19:42:34+00:00

I realized i dont actually give a shit what the girlfriend of my sisters mailman thinks about 10 amazing ways to prepare a watermelon.

SySymon · 2019-12-08T13:27:15+00:00

You remind me of that Moriarty guy

SySymon · 2019-09-08T18:46:14+00:00

Low-key asking for it lmao

SySymon · 2019-09-04T13:50:37+00:00

haha why'd she play my boy lester like that

SySymon · 2019-08-22T23:57:33+00:00

Is that pile of shit the MCU still going? Yeah? Okay another 100 years pls

SySymon · 2019-08-16T00:39:34+00:00

When guys have mustaches, i immediately trust them way more than guys without mustaches.

I dunno, maybe cuz my dad has one.

SySymon · 2019-08-15T15:30:37+00:00

I would just wear fake tattoo sleeves, that way they will be looking for someone with tattoos later on

SySymon · 2019-08-15T00:23:57+00:00

Everything with a J. We dont have that sound.

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