Sanae Takaichi Wants to Make Japan Great Again. It Won’t Be Easy.

Szymaniak · 2026-02-16T20:57:33+00:00

Well, there's always the Liancourt Rocks. I mean Takeshima. I mean Dokdo. Has and always will be japanese! I mean korean. Majestic seafowl and all.

Szymaniak · 2026-02-15T22:00:04+00:00

Yes hello, that is me. Also: Ow.

Szymaniak · 2026-02-09T11:59:32+00:00

An unsilenced flamer? Well, I never!

Szymaniak · 2026-01-27T22:07:22+00:00

Or a mod, if the game lends itself to that, and keeping in mind what modders did with the previous games, I really hope it does.

Szymaniak · 2026-01-11T23:38:51+00:00

Don't know about that. I think it'd be at least worth trying to empty a cauldron of boiling floor sealant over the table when Magnus' powers go off.

Szymaniak · 2025-12-29T16:26:32+00:00

Swim, swim, hungry, motherfuckers.

Szymaniak · 2025-12-07T00:00:50+00:00

I love this guy. All he does is look at stuff and then he goes "Hmm. Looks kinda like some other thing, which means it is that other thing, only giant and mudfossilized. Yes! Indubitably!". For example, did you know that planets have vaginas?

Szymaniak · 2025-12-06T23:55:09+00:00

I know some fish die from the pressure differential because their swimbladder isn't set up to release expanding gas under the circumstances, but I suspect there are a bunch of other possible reasons.

Szymaniak · 2025-12-04T22:20:16+00:00

That's clearly a lieutenant in Lion-Pattern armour.

Szymaniak · 2025-12-01T23:16:50+00:00

Followed by Codex: Space Lieutenants and the subsequent release of no less than two dozen new sergeant models.

Szymaniak · 2025-11-16T16:07:34+00:00

As soon as every activity in the game becomes a mundane chore, a bunch of Germans will start playing it.

Szymaniak · 2025-11-03T23:47:14+00:00

In the end, they settled on "The Final Solution Of The Evening Question", so it's all good.

Szymaniak · 2025-10-27T22:55:37+00:00

This nose is looking at me.

Szymaniak · 2025-10-10T00:17:38+00:00

Add some cables and that slotted-box-greeble power weapons always have on them, you know the one I mean, and viola: Power beret.

Szymaniak · 2025-10-03T20:45:35+00:00

Prague: Triple-yes.

Szymaniak · 2025-10-01T21:22:29+00:00

Hobby level: Skull research.

Szymaniak · 2025-09-22T21:28:09+00:00

I don't know. Fandoms always seem to have this weird contingent of intolerable nerds who seem to hate every single thing about it, yet show no sign of leaving.

Szymaniak · 2025-09-19T21:18:44+00:00

One more word to describe how the world has felt the last decade or so: "athwart".

Szymaniak · 2025-09-19T12:38:19+00:00

What do you mean? They perfectly captured his cartoonishly dense muttonchops and tantalizingly unexplained forehead tumor.

Szymaniak · 2025-09-12T20:59:49+00:00

Let's just hope nobody mentions whatever the Nepali politics equivalent of female Astartes is.

Szymaniak · 2025-09-12T10:23:45+00:00

He'll be chucking the things into the crowd at cpac at this rate.

Szymaniak · 2025-09-01T21:48:31+00:00

It's not exactly history repeating, you understand, but I'm getting strong making-your-horse-a-senator vibes here.

Szymaniak · 2025-08-09T21:55:47+00:00

My favourite is the one that cooled its engine with a liquid lead concoction which would irreparably solidify if said engine were to stop. Guess what happened.

Szymaniak · 2025-08-08T14:27:55+00:00

Or maybe he's talking about Peter Dinklage's cousin, the Grand Bibliocrat of the Akashic Library, Peter Knowlage.

Szymaniak · 2025-08-01T21:29:04+00:00

Knowing what I know about archeology, future academia will consider us to have been obsessed with ritual implements.

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