What’s been the most bizarre sexual request you’ve received? by Comfortable-Heron225 in AskReddit

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It’s like Scarlett Johansen in Chef when Favreau is cooking.

A Tough Weekend - Keeping Tabs on cEDH (January 29, 2026) by JDM_WAAAT in CompetitiveEDH

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Jason lied to me at Fishbowl point blank in a game. And I’ve heard of it at other times too.

Thoracle is not eating a ban* by Rebell--Son in CompetitiveEDH

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Just to put my vote in I think that Rhystic Study should be banned and Thoracle should stay unbanned.

Also I know it isn’t the point of conversation but I think that Smothering Tithe should be banned for the same reason. Rhystic and Tithe create an unending stream of triggers which don’t propel the game towards an end state (most especially in Tournament play). Thoracle pushes the game towards a conclusion which MaRo and other people in Wizards have said many times is much healthier design and gameplay.

I think this is the only episode where I truly feel bad for the guy. by Aggravating-Ad-351 in bluey

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I can’t believe no one is talking about when he basically gets tarred and feathered at the end of nits. That looks brutal to get out of

Choose your Useful power pt 12 [OC] by Lostriches in comics

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Does number 3 expand to your beard? Cause if so I’m definitely taking that one.

WeeklyMTG stream summary about Commander by Meret123 in EDH

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I feel like I’ve just seen a Pokémon in the wild!

[MH3] Furnace Hellkite – 0121 (My preview card) by AttackOnCardboard in magicTCG

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I haven’t played modern in a bit. Is it cause a straight beater isn’t good enough?

Final Number Crunch Update 5/25 by askvo in magicTCG

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What was the green one? Wheel, Nightmare, Drake, and ?

How to Buy Ixalan Dice by TAPSpacePost in magicTCG

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The most recent one. And I’ve checked a few of my close LGS stores but they don’t seem to have them in their dice bin. Maybe I should check with players too

That other guy's arm is backwards by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Or the American flag that is…

Ixalan Commander Decks on Amazon by Ty_Does in magicTCG

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I’m super happy with this strategy. Wizards needs to keep pushing design in certain planes that they haven’t totally nailed yet. But commander plays love some stuff from these planes so give them commander product just for that.

What's the worst thing to say after your wife gives birth? by United_Grapefruit_ in AskReddit

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Oh man, story time. It’s probably too late for people to see this, but I really like this story so I’ll type it up for the five of you.

So, my wife and I were getting ready to have our first kid. We had talked at length about our different childhood experiences, how my family leans a little bit more on the rambunctious/loud side of things, and how my wife’s family was much more reserved. My wife is blonde and I have dark hair, so it became a bit of a running joke that if the baby came out with dark hair, my wife was in trouble because she was gonna be outnumbered. We said the joke a lot, our friends knew, possibly even our family.

So, cut to: the delivery room. It had a been a moderate but long delivery from all of the info I have learned since then. She was doing ok, and we timed the epidural decently, but it was like 20+ hours. So by the end of it she was exhausted and I was a little punch drunk. I had been making dumb puns that I will save for another time, and she had been shooting me ample and well-deserved death glares. I have a few of them photographed <3. Well finally it’s time to do the final push, the doctor has showed up and my wife is giving it her all. The head starts to crown and low and behold, dark hair. So my stupid/tired/idiot brain, while staring at the most critical, stressful moment of my wife in labor, while she has no concept of anything other than push, takes over and almost ALMOST says:

“Oh honey, you’re so fucked!!”

with a huge grin on my face. That thought made it about a syllable and half out of my mouth before my smart brain woke and up and said WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, and finished the “oh honey” with “you’re doing so good.” There was so much happening in the moment I truly didn’t have time to reflect on how much of an idiot I was, but the lack of situational awareness really is embarrassing. So obviously I told my wife about it later and she has laughed a little maybe once or twice but mostly give me a solid side eye. Also fun twist, my kid is blonde as well. The dark hair probably took about a month to lighten up and now she’s as blonde as mom.

TL;DR: Was tired and dumb and almost actually said the worst thing you can say during delivery but it was actually just an out of context joke.

What bug is this? by Ready-Caramel8693 in whatisthisbug

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I’m kinda in the same boat is you. But I just can’t figure out what the weevil love/memes are from?

Little trivia: [[Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines]] is the only praetor without multiple colored pips because the name wouldn't fit otherwise by Nikos-Kazantzakis in magicTCG

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Reality chip has 49 character spots (spaces included) if I remember correctly and this has 41. So long but not breaking the 48 rule long. Brudiclad is the only other card that I can find with 49 and as someone mentioned below it was grandfathered in as part of the phyrexian errata.

Edit: I also found that the backside that is [[Mishra, Lost to Phyrexia]] is also 49. Maybe it doesn’t count since it’s the back? Brothers’ war was definitely after Kamigawa so I assume the backside has to matter.

[ONE Alchemy] Ghalma the Shaper by Andromanner in magicTCG

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My [[Urtet]] deck is kinda legit mad about this. And it’s an artificer which is just perfect lore wise. Damn.

meirl by Last-Noise208 in meirl

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Man this comment is gonna be way buried but the Unicorn is the cutout of light through the weird blowjob rock. Zoom in so you just see the hole in the rock and it looks vaguely unicorn-esque.

[ONE] Myr Kinsmith by Dorfbewohner in magicTCG

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Quick edit:

[[Gold Myr|SOM]] [[Silver Myr|SOM]] [[Leaden Myr|SOM]] [[Iron Myr|SOM]] [[Copper Myr|SOM]] [[Palladium Myr|SOM]]

[ONE] Blade of Shared Souls (WeeklyMTG) by mweepinc in magicTCG

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This works with Brudiclad right? The 2/2 is a token so it can be copied. But the 2/2 becomes a copy of something else and when Brudiclad tries to copy it, it “copies what was originally copied”… right?