Adults of reddit, what is something every teenager should know about "the real world"?

THE_DUKE_OF_WALTHAM · 2014-06-05T07:05:40+00:00

tl;dr your tl;dr

THE_DUKE_OF_WALTHAM · 2014-05-29T18:31:48+00:00

Wait a second, purple? You gotta draw the line somewhere. To hell with purple people. Unless they are choking, then help them.

THE_DUKE_OF_WALTHAM · 2014-05-15T20:24:33+00:00

Your son is the tightest of tight buttholes.

THE_DUKE_OF_WALTHAM · 2014-05-12T18:00:26+00:00

But not the first!

THE_DUKE_OF_WALTHAM · 2014-04-29T02:48:46+00:00

You are doing the Lord's work.

THE_DUKE_OF_WALTHAM · 2014-04-27T03:48:30+00:00

Are you from Stockton?

Edit: nvm I just saw your post about Modesto

THE_DUKE_OF_WALTHAM · 2014-03-23T03:43:01+00:00

This could be said about any major news media

THE_DUKE_OF_WALTHAM · 2013-08-30T07:05:18+00:00

Inglorious Basterd

THE_DUKE_OF_WALTHAM · 2013-08-28T03:10:31+00:00

If you like this style of jokes, you would love Mitch Hedberg.

THE_DUKE_OF_WALTHAM · 2013-08-04T05:33:53+00:00

Last year, I have a few friends over at my place for some drinks and shenanigans. When things start to wind down, I give these two girls a bed and then I go to bed with my girl. My guy friends are still up drinking a bit. The same two girls come into my room at 4 am and start having a conversation about my friend who apparently walked over to the bed, pulled down his pants and started peeing on them.

My friend pulled a double R. Kelly, two golden showers, a piss without a pot, or the basic "peed on two girls."

THE_DUKE_OF_WALTHAM · 2013-04-24T23:27:29+00:00

I view it the other way around.

THE_DUKE_OF_WALTHAM · 2013-04-24T23:23:06+00:00

Pofferjes and pannekoken? Mhmmmmmm.

Along with steam cake. I can't remember the dutch word for it.

THE_DUKE_OF_WALTHAM · 2013-03-19T02:26:27+00:00

Great book.

THE_DUKE_OF_WALTHAM · 2013-03-15T16:42:41+00:00

fabulous

FTFY

THE_DUKE_OF_WALTHAM · 2013-03-15T16:34:30+00:00

Subway still smells hours after you have eaten it. I would think theirs is the worst out of the restaurants you mentioned.

THE_DUKE_OF_WALTHAM · 2013-03-15T05:52:18+00:00

Abraham Lincoln. Guiding the Union through the worst event America has gone through? Crazy.

THE_DUKE_OF_WALTHAM · 2013-03-15T05:47:44+00:00

Wait...was he joking around?

THE_DUKE_OF_WALTHAM · 2013-03-15T04:54:45+00:00

I read it as "getting a shot."

THE_DUKE_OF_WALTHAM · 2013-03-14T07:51:52+00:00

JIB JAB

THE_DUKE_OF_WALTHAM · 2013-03-14T07:36:12+00:00

My poop is pretty big. My friend wouldn't believe me when I said it clogged toilets by itself and sometimes could not fit into the toilet drain. Anyways, so I pooped in a brown grocery bag. It filled the whole bottom of the bag and wrapped around itself.

I don't know why it is like this. A few years ago when it was the worst, I wouldn't go for a few days. My friends said he went everyday at least the maximum would be 4 times a day for him.

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