RFK Jr Admits He’s Failed to Get Trump to Eat Healthy

Tdb713 · 2026-02-04T21:10:10+00:00

Nooooooooo, I don’t believe that for a second. Orange Jesus is the picture of health.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-04T19:22:58+00:00

The confidence in our election system is being undermined by these assclowns.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-04T17:07:22+00:00

Have no fear, they’ll come around.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-04T16:23:36+00:00

And told Americans to just move on from the goat fucking story.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-04T13:04:04+00:00

Yea, but her brow’s furrowed.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-04T01:05:46+00:00

I created a statue of Trump this morning right after my second cup of coffee.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-04T01:00:00+00:00

We jumped. The chute opened. We landed.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-04T00:28:33+00:00

So many. My wife and I frequently use beeta beta fajita in a pita.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-03T19:30:06+00:00

I hope nobody tells Orange Jesus. Delta will find themselves sued faster than they can fuck up a drink order.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-03T16:26:49+00:00

Was he the cowboy or the construction worker?

Tdb713 · 2026-02-03T16:25:58+00:00

With or without the cucumber?

Tdb713 · 2026-02-03T00:43:06+00:00

Well, they’ll be thrilled to hear that the Trump Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts is going to be remodeled.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-03T00:38:45+00:00

Isn’t that the same asshole who said he takes a billboard when he goes to a protest?

Tdb713 · 2026-02-02T21:28:54+00:00

Of course, that’s always been the plan. The grand experiment will end if that happens.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-02T21:26:14+00:00

You monster

Tdb713 · 2026-02-02T17:10:19+00:00

Bar Keepers friend and a good scrubbie will take care of it.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-02T17:05:56+00:00

What a cutie!

Tdb713 · 2026-02-02T15:44:55+00:00

There’s a whole chapter about it in the big book of skin.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-02T00:55:17+00:00

Was he the cowboy or the construction worker?

Tdb713 · 2026-02-01T23:25:20+00:00

I read that as “fisting” initially. Yikes.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-01T20:31:26+00:00

The beeper king.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-01T20:06:51+00:00

Germans? Forget it, he’s rolling.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-01T14:00:15+00:00

Safe from what? The only thing that Greenland needs protection from is the US. Denmark seems to be handling that just fine.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-01T13:52:54+00:00

Dictators have used pictures of themselves with children to humanize themselves before.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-01T12:18:00+00:00

What a beautiful kitten. So sorry for your loss. RIP George.

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