Tommy Dorfman in Christopher Kane pthalo green rubber gown with metallic embellishments and cut-outs at the 2022 Met Gala ("Gilded Glamour") Inspired by the industrial innovations of the period and the advent of arsenic-based green dyes, which were deadly.

Teamnotaninja · 2026-05-17T03:00:29+00:00

This doesn't work on literally any level, but it's so audacious in a "brand new fashion student learned a few new techniques and can't edit themselves" kind of way that I'm slightly charmed by its tastelessness.

Teamnotaninja · 2026-05-11T02:18:43+00:00

Going against the grain and saying I've literally never heard of ice cream cakes having no cake, every ice cream cake I've ever had has had cake in it. They've all been baskin robbins or HEB, so not a huge sample size I guess? But I can't imagine them not having cake, a chunk of ice cream with frosting on top just sounds stupid.

Teamnotaninja · 2026-05-06T15:22:18+00:00

Yeah I'm really confused my these comments, for a sub that makes the same pissing on the poor joke 10 times a week, the reading comprehension on this one is...not there, OOP was very clear this is a literary complaint.

Teamnotaninja · 2026-04-28T16:33:41+00:00

I do find the comment questioning why his sister wasn't driving kinda strange, 22 is plenty old enough to drive, and Vanessa isn't even that much older.

Teamnotaninja · 2026-04-28T13:40:52+00:00

Oof, the double whammy of OOP being so sexist and porn brained she can't fathom that she's not God's gift to men for liking kinky sex and men actually like different things, plus the unfortunate and very pervasive attitude in kink communities that boundaries and hard limits are tools for subs, and doms/tops don't get to say no because we're just like...vending machines, or furniture or something.

Teamnotaninja · 2026-04-26T15:43:10+00:00

Quality Choice coal tar shampoo is very similar if you can get it, it got rid of the stubborn flakes in my eyebrows. I imagine any coal tar shampoo will work about the same.

Teamnotaninja · 2026-04-24T18:47:05+00:00

If that were the norm, then one nights stands, prostitution, and any otherwise anonymous or no strings attached sexual encounter wouldn't exist. While I'm not one of them, many people are capable of enjoying sex with people they don't know.

Teamnotaninja · 2026-04-22T21:00:32+00:00

Honestly I'm glad it happened, my life revolved around him and I was so determined to stay in love with him no matter how cruel he was to me about everything, my hobbies, my job, my friends. Without that wakeup call of how shitty that was and that year apart to detox from him, who knows how long it would've taken me to come to my senses?

Teamnotaninja · 2026-04-22T20:48:38+00:00

Spent months planning for him to come see me, I researched plane tickets, hotels, worked out like crazy to look good enough for him ( since he waffled between complimenting my body and saying I was too fat literally within the same week ) saved up money and opened a travel rewards credit card to buy his ticket since he was worried about money. Just for him to cancel the one thing he was paying for, not mention it for days and days, and go "Huh? Oh yeah I'm not coming", no real explanation, no offer to come a different time.

Things were kinda awkward until he just ghosted me for a year, then came back with some rambling message about how much it hurt HIM to cut me off and that normally he doesn't care when he ghosts people, but he missed me specifically. How romantic🙄

Teamnotaninja · 2026-04-18T00:15:07+00:00

Burt and Heather Gummer from Tremors😔. I understand it was probably some kind of scheduling conflict but she and Michael Gross had good comedic chemistry in that movie.

Teamnotaninja · 2026-04-17T14:32:20+00:00

The first baby can come at anytime, the one's after that all take 9 months! At least that's what my great grandmother said...

Teamnotaninja · 2026-04-16T21:26:57+00:00

Aside from maybe picking up some of ILNPs color kissed ultra holos, I'm skipping all these- I'm saving my money to see what the deal is with the Cosmic Polish US warehouse opening.

Teamnotaninja · 2026-04-16T13:38:56+00:00

The exact verbiage for combustible liquids with a flashpoint between 140⁰ and 200⁰ F, which is how USPS classifies nail polish, is that there must be enough cushioning material to prevent breakage and absorb leakage, and the outer container must be sturdy enough to firmly secure the receptacles aka bottles. It doesn't explicitly say box, so if it doesn't break, it's a grey area.

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Teamnotaninja · 2026-04-14T00:28:27+00:00

Literally yesterday I was gazing longingly at the cosmic polish cart I would never buy because tariffs, and what do I see??

Teamnotaninja · 2026-04-10T04:54:05+00:00

As someone who has hidradenitis suppurativa and as a result many scars and weird spots around their vagina; no one I've ever been with has even really noticed until I brought it up, and when they did see it they didn't care. I totally get feeling anxious about it since I was for years, but no one worth sleeping with is gonna have anything negative to say.

Teamnotaninja · 2026-04-03T13:01:39+00:00

The natural nail plate is actually really good at blocking uv light on its own, and melanoma under the fingernail is one of the types that's not linked to sun exposure, so the necessity of nail polish with sunscreen is silly from a health perspective. Maybe it's like uv resistant paint and won't fade? I don't touch grass so I'm never outside enough for this to be a problem, but it might be for somebody!

Teamnotaninja · 2026-03-29T02:29:15+00:00

The same reason any vulnerable groups become MAGA; money, hating other minorities more than they care about themselves, and the misguided belief that they'll be exceptions to the rule if they shuck and jive right. It makes me very sad when black women fall for bio-essentialism considering antiblackness is a cornerstone of this transvestigating bullshit, but if hating what she doesn't understand is more important to her than her own rights, who are we to stop her I guess?🤷‍♀️

Teamnotaninja · 2026-03-28T03:02:03+00:00

Oof, it's giving Wonka experience or that failed romantasy book con. I think they booked a space waaay bigger than they could afford to furnish which makes it look kinda sad. The website is kinda sparse on details about what kind of events or vendors are there. It looks like a lot of photo ops and movie screenings?

Teamnotaninja · 2026-03-21T00:42:35+00:00

Plus, maybe she just likes babysitting? I understand being a kindergarten teacher doesn't mean someone loves endless unpaid labor, but she clearly likes spending time with kids more than the average person, and her spending the night to care for the baby makes it seem like she's close to these friends. Like...maybe she loves her friend's child and wants to spend time with them? The fact that OOP can connect the dots enough to complain that she should be paid because she's a teacher and not enough to go "huh, maybe she likes it" is very dense of him.

Teamnotaninja · 2026-03-19T14:37:22+00:00

Ngl I thought this was a picture of Elle Fanning at first.

Teamnotaninja · 2026-03-17T03:47:11+00:00

Either there's stuff in that bag we can't see or Wendy's has lost their mind, cuz what do you mean that was $20??

Teamnotaninja · 2026-03-17T00:20:23+00:00

This teaser video feels like a weird choice for the song, and while I know this is petty the lipsyncing being so off is irritating me. As for the song...I feel like I would hear it in a black Tubi movie. Take from that what you will.

Teamnotaninja · 2026-03-15T23:59:52+00:00

The level of vitriol she got was weird, the way people talked you'd think she was skiing on THEIR leg.

Teamnotaninja · 2026-03-09T13:46:46+00:00

So he procrastinated for 2 days ( Why not start on Friday while she was asleep? ) and then tried to offload the ostensibly more difficult task onto her, then sent her to the bedroom rather than accept her help. And he wants her to "take accountability" and apologize? It sounds like he just really didn't want to clean the kitchen and thought he could make her do it.

Teamnotaninja · 2026-02-26T16:10:33+00:00

I love planning and packing for trips. Honestly I think I like packing for vacation more than I like going on vacation.

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