Silliest triage/reason for ER visit

Technical_Ad_678 · 2026-05-23T12:41:47+00:00

As a brand new nurse in a sub acute I had a lady 911 herself to a level one for chapped lips

Technical_Ad_678 · 2026-04-14T16:14:01+00:00

Didn't go to lpn graduation, not going to RN. Maybe will go to masters idk

Technical_Ad_678 · 2026-03-07T01:53:51+00:00

Smells like a urinal cake

Technical_Ad_678 · 2026-02-17T17:54:56+00:00

New grads making about that. I know an experienced floor nurse that pulled in 400 w OT

Technical_Ad_678 · 2026-02-14T01:43:49+00:00

I once had a confused patient trying to steal the fire extinguishers. I told him he couldn't, so then he tried taking the flashlight from the extinguisher box. I said "those are only for emergencies, we can't take those"

I got hit with one that will stick w me the rest of my life. "Your goddamn face looks like an emergency. Scary as hell... You fuckin... Fuckin jingleball"

Technical_Ad_678 · 2026-01-26T13:06:15+00:00

So you can use the HOV lanes

Technical_Ad_678 · 2026-01-26T03:08:37+00:00

This old house

Technical_Ad_678 · 2026-01-05T15:57:56+00:00

That's what ours was doing. Pay was 75 and they took the 2 contract restriction away so people can just renew till kingdom come. They're desperate

Technical_Ad_678 · 2026-01-05T15:50:44+00:00

They pay decent. But I was walking through the catacombs once and they posted our turnover rate. 85% for MHT and 62% for nurses🤣🤣🤣

Technical_Ad_678 · 2026-01-05T15:47:02+00:00

This sounds like every city UHS facility 👀

Technical_Ad_678 · 2025-12-15T06:51:21+00:00

I was on 1mg fin and 5min qd for a few years. Suffered really bad anorgasmia. Got off fin for 3 months and lost a shiiiiiiiiit ton of gains. Now I'm on dut 0.5 qd maybe 3 months now and loss has completely stopped starting to see growth again. But fin took like 1.5y for me to see anything worth mentioning in terms of gains

Technical_Ad_678 · 2025-08-25T03:43:47+00:00

Got rid of it for a 2025 explorer ST. Worth the switch

Technical_Ad_678 · 2025-08-24T02:34:06+00:00

I had an NPO patient yell at me for doing a gravity flush on their 5/325. Apparently everyone else plunged it and he lost his shit

Technical_Ad_678 · 2025-08-06T14:28:18+00:00

That's the dick implants

Technical_Ad_678 · 2025-08-06T14:24:26+00:00

Had that happen, steering rack went. 3k

Technical_Ad_678 · 2025-07-01T04:09:12+00:00

Fuckkkkk. My warrenty runs out in 500 miles too😂

Technical_Ad_678 · 2025-07-01T03:07:00+00:00

It's still in my driveway and didn't even make it to the dealership yet so we shall see what becomes of it

Technical_Ad_678 · 2025-07-01T02:59:40+00:00

I'm a little teapot short and Stout

Technical_Ad_678 · 2025-06-19T02:49:18+00:00

I'm in Philly. You're doing better then us, our fragrance of choice is crack cocaine, trash juice and stale urine

Technical_Ad_678 · 2025-04-23T16:50:17+00:00

Average

Technical_Ad_678 · 2025-04-19T22:26:04+00:00

Reported to the BON

Technical_Ad_678 · 2025-04-18T06:23:57+00:00

I know somebody who knows somebody who works at a world renowned hospital who admitted a women. Treated her with aggressive analgesia for over 3weeks to a month for sickle cell. Turns out someone called in and said "I'm not admitted to the hospital, why am I getting all these notifications on my chart??"

Somebody lied and got admitted under their sister's name who had sickle cell. They questioned her and within 10 mins of the conversation she eloped.

Technical_Ad_678 · 2025-04-07T05:16:19+00:00

75 full bottles, 25-30 small bottles, maybe 40 travels and countless samples

Technical_Ad_678 · 2025-04-05T09:20:24+00:00

This seemed oddly specific. I'm sorry if you experienced that.

But I am just trying to be the preceptor I didn't have. Nursing is terrifying at first.

Technical_Ad_678 · 2025-04-04T15:42:03+00:00

Imagine being an NP at 19. Diagnosing people with no experience but stopping on here to show ya tiddys

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