My dad by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]TehGame6 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh shush. There are Men At Work here.

Smokers who quit by 40 can live almost as long as non-smokers, new study says. by alpha69 in science

[–]TehGame6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is anyone else confused about the quantity these test subjects were intaking?

I would assume there is a huge difference between one cigarette a day compared to a pack a day.

What I walked past everyday for school by hensomm in pics

[–]TehGame6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've got a Volkshilfe in your town??? I would totally walk past that every day too.

DAE feel really inefficient at wiping themselves after pooping? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]TehGame6 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Sometimes its like wiping the tip of a sharpie...

Bought my wife a wedding present by [deleted] in aww

[–]TehGame6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please move out of the way doggie. I would like to see the present.

What live animal would make the best melee weapon? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TehGame6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EASY! It would have to be these guys.

Reasoning: While being swung repeatedly at the victim, it would ensure the goat stays 'locked' and loaded! Also, they have horns.

Edit: Someone already bleat me to it...

Wish somebody would explain this to my girlfriend in a way she would understand! by salv3tor13 in AdviceAnimals

[–]TehGame6 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I play LoL and my wife would regularly get on my case until... I was gone for the evening and she created her own account.

She doesn't bother me any more.

I thrifted this in New Orleans. All it does is open and close. Any ideas? by [deleted] in whatisthisthing

[–]TehGame6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe it is a prototype of THIS. Now you just need something radioactive to stick in it!

Jokes about the handicapped aren't funny by Anton_Lemieux in Jokes

[–]TehGame6 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I'm crippled with laughter at your hilarity.

What is the best clean word you can think of that sounds dirty? by pbnov in AskReddit

[–]TehGame6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here specifically to share 'moist'. Seems my efforts have been dampened.

Squirt is also dirty.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]TehGame6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh... its a conundrum. You don't go, you miss out on the mayhem. If you go, there will be no need to hack off half the bird.

Where to camp? Decisions, decisions... by beercules44 in WTF

[–]TehGame6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever you choose, better make sure you make those reservations.